GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

The world is healing! Well, at least Lindsay Lohan makes us feel like it is. This episode is dedicated to the forever "it girl" icon, Lindsay. I saw Freakier Friday and I can confidently (and truthfully) tell you that it's really good! I laughed, I cried, I sat next to a fat, one-armed man that snored the entire film. However, that didn't distract me from the magic I was witnessing on screen! Lind...

Here we go! Another week filled with harrowing brain rot. Starting with my new favorite HBO documentary series - The Yogurt Shop Murders. I give my unintentionally offensive commentary on this terrifying unsolved murder case. Four innocent girls killed while closing their yogurt shop! I can't imagine anything more horrifying. Well, maybe Miranda getting finger-banged by Che Diaz, but I try not to...

Uh oh! Sydney Sweeney is making quite the impact, and it's not because of her big, heavy jugs. This episode I discuss the heated discourse regarding American Eagle's latest [racist?] denim campaign. After that debacle, I get into everyone's new favorite new softcore p*rn, The Hunting Wives. Who knew all these moms down south also love to go down south ON each other! Then I touch on South Park's ic...

Another day, another slay... with a giant hook while wearing a fisherman's slicker! That's right, I saw the new IKWYDLS (if you're dumb that's short for I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)) and I loved everything about it. From surprise twists, cameos, to Gabbriette being a horny crime podcaster, this movie was a 10/10 for me. Well, maybe an 8.5/10. Before I discuss all that I pour one out for...

PLOT TWIST: Justin Bieber is, in fact, not crazy. He's just been busy getting his swag on! This episode I give my critique on various types of content that I did not actually finish consuming. Things such as Justin Bieber's new surprise album - SWAG, Lena Dunham's new show - Too Much, and everyone's guilty pleasure - Love Island. Even though I did not listen/watch everything in it's entirety, I'm...

So, Brad Pitt farted! Does that make him any less hot? No it does not. After starting off the episode with that outstanding subject, I switch over into an even more shocking topic... Jojo Siwa's new cover of "Bette Davis Eyes". In a startling twist, I decide that I actually might like her version of the song. Perhaps the summer heat is damaging my perception. Then I recap Jennette McCurdy's semina...

The Queen has stepped down!!! Well, kind of. This episode I talk about Anna Wintour's shocking (not so shocking) title change within the world of Vogue. Then I dig into the much discussed wedding of those two rich people that tied the knot in Venice. I can't remember their names? All I know is that one is rich and one has huge gazongas. Then I critique the much anticipated sequel, M3GAN 2....

What a sh!t storm... literally. After I delve into Katy Perry's latest life hiccup (her split with Orlando Bloom) I discuss the most horrifying topic I've ever spoken about on Girlblogger... The Poop Cruise. This is a story about a bunch of sweaty people trapped on a boat where nothing worked so they had to resort to defecating in plastic biohazard bags. Yes, it is as awful as it sounds. T...

And just like that... Justin Bieber posted something cryptic on Instagram again. This episode I touch on our boy Justin's recent social media presence, and I couldn't help but wonder if I too might have a public menty b. Then I get into Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance on Call Her Daddy in which I am most appalled by the fact that SJP has seven f**king siblings. I pick apart Sabrina&#...

Lawsuit dropped! Well, not really. The wild curveball in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni drama details how a New York Judge dismissed Justin's countersuit. I talk about everything going on with the legal drama between these psychos, as well as Blake's flop reference of Carrie Bradshaw's style. Speaking of Carrie, I also scream about the super bummer-summer second episode of AJLT. This...

AHHHHH!!! And Just Like That... is back and it felt like I got hit by a wood chipper! Even though this show knocks us down and makes us feel like a helpless fawn in a forrest of wolves, we continue to watch it, and ultimately find sick pleasure in our viewing. I recap the highlights of the season 3 premiere while fighting back tears (and vomit), but I thankfully make it out alive. Then I get into...

Another day, another piece of content for me to consume, obsess over, and talk about incessantly! Everyone must watch the new super gay show: Overcompensating. This show did not disappoint. I cover everything from the impeccable casting to the triggering moments that made my eye twitch as a member of the LBGTQIA+ community. After that I get into Nathan Fielder's groundbreaking portrayal of the...

Here we go! Has anyone ever shaken up your entire day (life?) while you were shopping for sunglasses in TJ Maxx? WELL BUCKLE UP. This episode I do a deep dive on the recent TikTok sensation that is, the TJ Maxx girl. After dissecting that I get into plenty more fun topics! Such topics include: Meghan Trainor's new lyric (and rack), Katie Holmes legendary bad fashion, Kim K's new show, Leah...

Why is everyone wearing a goddamn suit?! Oh. I guess it was the theme this year. Well, here we go, sluts! The first Monday in May has occurred and it's time pick apart all of the best and worst of this year's Met Gala! Although I feel confident in my saying that this has been one of the weaker years, visually speaking, that does not mean there isn't plenty to talk about. Rihanna is pregnant (again...

Well, Coachella has snuck up on us yet again this year! Lady Gaga attacked that desert stage like the true mother god that she is. Even though I was not in attendance, I comment on this year's music festival along with recounting the one time I was there in 2016 and saw Jared Leto scanning the crowd for groupies. I also discuss my new toe-smoking, pop queen Addison Rae in granular detail. Lind...

It's a bird! It's a plane! NO. It's Katy Perry plummeting back to earth after being in space for 11 minutes! This week, listen to me give extensive commentary on Katy's latest record scratch moment. I also give my take on Michelle Williams' horny new show Dying For Sex. Is anyone else turned on by the movie Minions (2015)? The new Blumhouse movie Drop (2025) is a must see, and...

Back with another episode! This week is all about loving The White Lotus season 3 finale and HATING Snow White (2025)! Well maybe not hating, but those CGI dwarves have been haunting me ever since witnessing the film in an empty AMC theatre. Heartbreak did not feel good in a place like that! Enjoy the plethora of soundbites littered throughout me monologuing on this weeks topics. Oh - and I top of...

Well I'm back with another episode! This time I talk about how much I absolutely LOVE our humble queen, oh I mean Duchess, Meghan Markle! Oh sorry, I mean Meghan Sussex! JK maybe I don't necessarily love her or the new Netflix show, however, I do love a fragrant bath salt! Maybe I'll try out one of her recommendations... Anyway, I hate on Meghan for a bit before I get into all the new...

Another harrowing week here on planet earth, or more specifically, Los Angeles. The Oscars happened! No one was punched in the face this year, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the awards show. I touch on Conan's clever dig at Karla Sofía Gascón , recap how Sean Baker's Anora (2024) made history, and of course I make some much needed Joan Rivers jokes about celebrity fashion. After wrapping u...

Back at it again! Well the Super Bowl sucked, Kanye (Ye?) is more unhinged than ever, his "wife" is always naked, and the Blake/Justin drama seems to be unceasing. Heaven help us! Despite all of the chaos we find solace in Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl (2024) starring our newly chic and bare-faced mother, Pamela Anderson. The movie is good! Listen now <3

The new year is upon us! I am ready to talk about all of my favorite bullshit ad nauseam!!! Starting with the 2025 Oscar nominations and how our new favorite movie The Substance (2024) has an exciting 5 nominations, including best director and best picture. However, I also am sure to recognize that even though Emilia Pérez (2024) got 13 nominations... it sucks! I also dissect the new (kind of) ero...

Merry Christmas! Nothing says "happy holidays" like a cultish, high-society orgy! Listen to me and my wild bestie, Laura Ashley Samuels, dissect the offbeat xmas classic, Eyes Wide Shut (1999). We cover every detail! From white haired bachelors, to well dressed street walkers, and Tom Cruise's lack of on-screen nudity. This Stanley Kubrick classic might not be one to rewatch with your in-laws, but...

Are you holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity? I sure as f**k am! Listen to my multitude of thoughts on the WICKED part 1 (2024) phenomenon that has swept the nation, and especially queer media. Speaking of queer, I also so the intensely abstract film Queer (2024). I share my thoughts on that gay film along with other new fun ones like Anora (2024) and our new favorite Lilo holiday comed...

The election! AHHH! Trump has won... F*CK!!! Listen to me get into my (rare) political mode as I discuss the woeful outcome of the recent presidential election. After that bout of hopelessness, I get into the MUCH more hopeful topic of the beloved Martha Stewart! Everything from her hot/boozy father, kissing strangers in cathedrals, and sexy swimsuit editorials! Why isn't she our president?? Liste...

This is the skin of a killer, Bella... *Edward sparkles* ... Oh hey! Here's an episode dedicated to everyone's favorite toxic teen vampire romance franchise. Twilight! Me and my fangirl bitch, Hilary, dissect the saga bit by bit. Everything from bad wigs to hot dads to the dizzying baseball scene. Twilight will forever be a phenomenon that is equal parts puzzling and tantalizing. Every time Fall r...