Girl Whatever

Chris shares a personal life update, reflects on the current season of life, and expresses gratitude for the amazing listeners who continue to support the Girl, Whatever Podcast. This episode explores why we feel the need to categorize friendships, shares thoughts on Call Her Daddy, and discusses how finding inner peace within yourself can lead to healthier, more fulfilling relationships. If you’v...

Chris and Vanessa are back with an exclusive Girl, Whatever episode! They dug deep to create the ultimate Real Housewives music playlist, featuring songs released by Housewives over the years. Find out which Real Housewife Vanessa played Animal Crossing with, whether she also appears in a Real Housewives music video, and stay tuned as Chris and Vanessa present the Girl, Whatever Awards for the bes...

Chris and Vanessa are back and dive even deeper into the seas of the Real Housewives iceberg, the deep sea… or So They Say. Vanessa (@iconspice) delivers what’s hot and new in the Bravo Universe, some sad news about Ladies of London, and LOTS of Blind Items regarding certain Real Housewives. We discuss everything that’s underneath the Real Housewives iceberg, uncover the rumors, gossip, and behind...

Chris is joined by extra-special guest co-host Amy, because you can’t spell LGBTIA without Amy. This week, they unpack Pride: the moments that mattered, the vibes on the ground, the things they saw, and what feels important right now in the community and beyond. Of course, no conversation stays on track for long. The duo takes a gloriously unhinged detour into all things Kelly Cutrone, PR and real...

In this deeply personal episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris reflects on his first Pride experience, sparked by an unexpected encounter that led him to reminisce about one of the most beautiful and meaningful moments of his life. Chris explores what Pride, community, and chosen family truly mean to him, while opening up about the ongoing lesson of learning not to change people, but instead accepting t...

In this episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris dives into what “Girl, Whatever” really means: embracing the chaos, uncertainty, and imperfections of life while still choosing to show up fully. From navigating anxiety and sobriety to celebrating pride and sharing personal life updates, Chris opens up about creating a “Girl, Whatever Summer” despite circumstances not being ideal. This episode is all about...

Chris is back, unfortunately alone this week, but he explains exactly why in this short little Girl, Whatever Rage catch up episode. We talk briefly about Real Housewives of Rhode Island, social interactions, a little life advice, and basically everything Girl Whatever stands for.

Chris makes a confession and shares a few life updates in this episode. While recording, something shifts and he actually has an epiphany on the spot. It turns into a mix of thoughts, advice, and reflection. Take it or don’t take it. Just say girl, whatever you’re growing and keep pushing.

In this episode of So They Say, Vanessa and Chris dive deep into the archives, unearthing long-deleted sites and resurrecting old receipts from the seemingly never-ending feud between LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville. From eerily similar moments to headline-making accusations, they unpack the timeline that kept fans talking for years. Was it all just coincidence, or was something more going on? Is...

Chris reunites with podcast hosts Dan and Lauren from Gasbagging for a fun, chaotic dive into all things Bravo. They break down the latest headlines surrounding Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami, including the spy allegations, and catch up on what else is happening across the Bravo universe. There’s also a quick detour into Real Housewives of Melbourne with a bit of behind-the-scenes in...

In this episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris questions his own happiness while educating himself on concepts like whataboutism. He starts to unpack how he argues, rationalizes, and maybe even protects himself from uncomfortable truths. Is he actually growing and in a better place or just convincing himself he is? And if it is a form of self-gaslighting… is that necessarily a bad thing? Along the way,...

In this episode, Chris draws unexpected inspiration from Ladies of London to reflect on what it really means to have class in everyday life, exploring how respect, self-awareness, and timing play a huge role in how we present ourselves and connect with others. He talks about the fine line between being open and oversharing, emphasizing that not every thought or personal detail belongs in every spa...

We’re back, and this time, it’s all about the recent era. In Part 2, Vanessa and Chris dive into everything that’s happened over the past two years in the ever-evolving bi-curious world of Kyle Richards. From headline-making moments and shifting narratives to the relationships, rumors, and very public developments that kept everyone talking, nothing is off-limits. With fresh context and updated re...

Vanessa has done the unthinkable: she went deep into the archives to compile the ultimate timeline of everything surrounding Kyle Richards: from lesbian rumors and alleged bi-curious coming-out moments to her most talked-about friendships with women (platonic and… maybe not so platonic 👀). From Taylor Armstrong, Lisa Vanderpump to Dorit Kemsley and Morgan Wade. Nothing is skipped. Nothing is forg...

In this episode of Girl Whatever, Chris tackles the reality of seasonal depression, pushing back on the idea that sunshine alone can fix everything. He reflects on the complexities of mental health during seasonal shifts, then turns inward by revisiting his past predictions, advice, and personal prophecies through the lens of Co - Star‘s daily insights. By comparing those cosmic prompts to what ac...

Chris checks in on Girl Whatever to talk about something simple but powerful: sometimes growth starts with changing your environment. Mentally, physically, spiritually… sometimes you just need a new room, a new routine, or at least a new perspective. Also, Chris gets a little cheesy (and a little nostalgic) about how the new Pokémon game Pokopia is unexpectedly healing his inner child and helping...

In honor of International Women’s History Month, Chris is joined by frequent guest Amy and So They Say co-host and co-producer Vanessa (Jatz Crackers). The three sit down for a lively, unfiltered conversation about what it means to support women in today’s climate. They dig into the big questions: How are women really being treated right now? What does meaningful support look like? Who deserves an...

Chris is back after a short break and he’s kicking things off with his favorite topic: accountability. In this episode, he shares a candid rundown of what’s been happening lately, answers a few listener questions, and reflects on the choices he wants to keep making to build a more intentional, joyful, and just a little more jolly dilly-dally life.

We’ve reached the bottom of the iceberg… and the water is freezing. ❄️👀 In this episode Chris and Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa) are diving into the darkest, most unhinged corners of Housewives lore. the rumors Bravo buried, the production secrets fans swear are true, and the conspiracy theories that refuse to die or never lived? From the most chaotic behind-the-scenes whispers of The Real Housewive...

Part Two is here, and we’re going deeper. 👀 Girl Whatever and Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa) are back to finish unpacking the Housewives Iceberg, diving into the juiciest rumors, wildest fan theories, and the mess Bravo never shows. From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to The Real Housewives of Atlanta and The Real Housewives of New York City, nothing is off limits. The surface was just the beg...

Chris, a newly self-diagnosed vertigo patient, delivers a rant-filled episode of Girl, Whatever, sharing who will and won’t be showing up as a daddy from now on. He also debuts a new segment, Asking for a Girl, where he responds to listeners’ questions, requests, and stories.

The wait is OFFICIALLY over! This week, Girl Whatever is launching a brand-new series: So They Say and it’s going to be juicy. Joined by frequent Girl Whatever co-host and co-producer Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa), this new segment is serving up the best of the wonderful Girl Whatever allegations, gossip, and pop culture lore. For our very first episode, we’re kicking things off with a deep dive int...

Chris celebrates the end of Jill Zarin’s short-lived reality TV comeback after she faced consequences for making racist and bigoted remarks about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance. Stay tuned for insider news on The Real Housewives of London and the new RHONY reboot produced by E!. Chris also shares how he handles temptation and the urge to do things that ultimately aren’t good for you.

Join Chris, calling in from his sickbed, for 20-something minutes of sharp takes on Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, #TheFiles, scam artist Amanda Francis, the lovely Rachel Zoe, the myth of cancel culture, and how to keep going when it feels like everything is slowly dying.

Chris is joined once again by his bestie Amy (yes, that @amy__a_ from Twitter), and as always, things go from zero to unhinged… in the best way. Inspired by a wild real-life story that recently happened to Amy, the two dive headfirst into the audacity of men, the exhausting rise of misogyny, and why women are constantly forced to stay on guard. Together, they unpack what this moment says about dat...