Girl Perverts*

Get your blonde on and dive face-first into a spaceship: Vero & Delaney are having fun in the sun with cult classic Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)! What sets this alien sex comedy apart from the notoriously sketchy 80's? What killed the era of the himbo? And who's gonna send us their ancient Earth Girls Are Easy fanfiction? Support us on Patreon! Your contributions unlock exclusive access to our...

Don your masks and steer clear of mirrors - Vero and Delaney have a monster-slaying date with Van Helsing (2004). What's the appeal of vampiric hypnosis? Does this movie kind of hate women? And how the hell is Frankenstein yet again the best Barbie? Support us on Patreon! Your contributions unlock exclusive access to our full length Perv-Along commentary tracks and help keep the show going. 00:00:...

Sing, my pervert of music! Vero and Delaney are taking on one of the big dogs with Andrew Lloyd Webber's girl pervert megamusical masterpiece The Phantom of the Opera (1996)! How does the musical hold up after 40 years of activating perverts around the world? Can we avoid Love Never Dies spoilers in the AO3 tags? And most importantly, does the Phantom know what sex is, and has he had it before? SU...

The Sanji Squad reunites! Vero and Delaney are joined by video essayist Melonteee to break down the Whole Cake Island arc of One Piece . Does everyone's favorite pervy chef contain multitudes? How much boy damseling can one shonen arc take? And what kind of unhinged animal would deconstruct a creme brulee? SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Contributions at any level unlock exclusive access to our full length...

Vero and Delaney pay tribute to the late, great Anthony Head by venturing into the Spencer's Gift Shop of horror musicals. Is this the perfect amount of Baby's First Edge? How does this film have alumni from Spy Kids to House of 1000 Corpses ? And just how crazy do these Repo AMVs get? SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Contributions at any level unlock exclusive access to our full length Perv-Along film comm...

It's alive... Girl Perverts* is alive! Vero and Delaney inaugurate this graveyard smash by diving into Guillermo Del Toro's latest passion project. How does it shape up to the peaks of his previous spooky romances? Why are spending so much time on this damn boat? And seriously, who's really the monster? SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Contributions at any level unlock exclusive access to our full length Pe...

Have a thing for monsters? Watch too many fairy movies as a kid? Unpacking weird tropes you don't know when you got into? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation (or at least a little exposure therapy). Check with the experts and stay tuned for Girl Perverts* - a secret garden for the strange, melodramatic little girl inside all of us. SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Your contributions unlock...