Gimme the Goss

Gimme the Goss

Society EN ↓ 26 episodes

Each week Dana Barron and Katie Valley gossip about middle-aged, suburban mom life and all that goes with it. Don't expect aspirational but do expect to feel seen and heard and have a good time. Follow us on: Substack: https://gimmethegoss.substack.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gimme_the_goss/

Author

Gimme the Goss

Category

Society

Podcast website

substack.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

Where to listen?

Podcasts in the app Replaio Radio Coming soon

Podcasts are coming to the app soon. Install now and be the first to see a whole new take on podcasts

Get it on Google Play Install for free Android 5M+ downloads · 4.8 rating iOS soon

Episodes

The Supreme Court, Anniversaries & Helicopter Parenting 09.07.2026

This week, Katie and Dana and prep for the 4th by cancelling America's birthday party because its been poorly behaved this year. They also discuss: The Supreme Court decisions that make them want to scream Taylor Swift wedding rumors A friend's new obsession with the King of Pop Katie's anniversary dinner And Dana's horniness for The World Cup and Daemon Targaryen And as always they'll share what...

Body Image & The Reflecting Pool 02.07.2026

This week, on Gimme the Goss, Katie and Dana dive deep into the inner dialogue surrounding their middle-aged suburban asses in bathing suits, because chasing kids around the pool all summer ain't for the feint of heart. They'll also be discussing the hottest goss from the past week like team algae joining the resistance, Taylor Swift getting hitched at MSG and Katie kinda-sorta hoping she was pre-...

Hot Girl Summer & Strength Training for the Middle-Aged w/ Mike from Ridge Strength Co. 25.06.2026

In a special episode this week your hosts Katie and Dana interview their trainer, Mike from Ridge Strength Co. They discuss exactly why everyone keeps blathering on about how middle-aged women need to strength train. And how best way to get started. Mike shares: Exactly why strength training is so important for holding it all together as we age The a specific type of weight lifting and cycle that...

80-Year-Old Falls Asleep at His Tacky Ass Birthday Party 19.06.2026

This week, Katie and Dana are back and leading you on an emotional roller coaster of an episode that includes everything from a racist, 80-year-old falling asleep at his tacky ass, birthday party to the abject horror of watching your own kid pitch in travel a baseball game. They'll also discuss the biggest headlines of the week over here like: “Knicks in Five!” “Elder Millennial Woman Pulls Off Ce...

Spencer Pratt Loses, The Knicks Win & Graham Platner Acts a Fool 11.06.2026

This week, Katie and Dana atone for last week's bungled episode by taking the podcast world by storm. They're diving into the most exigent and compelling stories of the week, including Katie accidentally posting an image of herself on the toilet. They also examine: Spencer Pratt's crushing defeat in the LA Mayoral Race Belmont Cameli's past work on a millennial spin-off Dana's eyebrows reemerging...

Swoon & Rage: From Off Campus to Delaney Hall 28.05.2026

This week, Katie and Dana are officially in heat over fictional college hockey players - as are most middle aged moms in America. So what is it exactly about Off Campus that has us so hot and bothered?  Is it: The fact that positive masculinity is on full display for once? Or that they feel nostalgic for a campus life filled with body positivity, an emphasis on sexual consent and allyship for surv...

Trad-wifing, Girl-bossing and Fighting with the Elderly 21.05.2026

This week Katie and Dana are yapping all about how they are the antithesis of a trad-wife, Dana's impromptu block party in their "Sand Lot" neighborhood, and Katie's trip to visit the Amish. They also ramble on about fun middle-age activities like: The pure ecstasy of purging your basement The euphoria of a summer-ready garden And thrifty tips on how to dermaplane on a budget And of course they sh...

Horned Up for Mulch! 15.05.2026

This week, Katie and Dana are yapping about : Chelsea Handler destroying male comics at The Roast of Kevin Hart How Dana will not be heading back to couples therapy because Joel crushed Mother’s Day with the help of a certain, tall Dutchman The new skincare spreadsheet Katie cannot wait to get her hands on Why Katie crashed her husband’s work conference in a disguise this week The weird things wom...

Miami, The Met Gala & Estrogen Patches 07.05.2026

This week Katie and Dana are chatting away and covering topics like Dana's sober trip to MIami, Katie's drunky reunion, and Dana's long awaited breast reduction! They’ll also yap about the Met Gala and all the endless goss from that event! Pressing questions this week include:  Who Amazon-primed their Met Gala dress Who’s suing who for sexual harassment And who’s getting hitched in NYC this July P...

Yesteryear, Bitcoin and The White House Correspondents' Dinner 30.04.2026

This week Katie and Dana are professionally yapping about all the latest gossip around the world. From the trad-wife-turned-time-traveller of Yesteryear to millennial-heartthrob-turned-documentarian of Everyone is Lying to You About Money.  They’ll also tap into the pull of conspiracy theories around the White House Correspondents dinner and whether or not the Aura Head Spa is worth it.  Pressing...

The Liquor Cabinet & Perimenopause 23.04.2026

This week, you'll hear more hard hitting journalism from your favorite middle-aged mom friends as Katie and Dana discuss a casual trip to the evolutionary astrologer, a kids rock concert that brought one of them to tears and of course, their periods.  Also on the docket:  Are Birkenstocks on their way out of cool town? Is the FBI Director truly on a bender? Should Katie Miller get fucked or just g...

Spray Tans & Spring Break 20.04.2026

This week Katie and Dana discuss Spring break, Easter and being overstimulated by their families. Dana shares a Sedona review while Katie talks Invisalign lisps. They’re also touching on hot topics like: Spray tan adventures Laser hair removal And an upcoming breast reduction But when it comes to the gossip they’re covering everything from Artemis, celebrity divorce and podcast beefs to war crimes...

April Fools, Teacher Robots & Glycolic Acid 09.04.2026

Katie and Dana deliver another incredible "brain break" for moms this week. Topics covered include: April Fools jokes for the whole family A truly manic Monday Taylor Swift's wisdom for the ages a Project Hail Mary review the Laguna Beach reunion And a anti-feminist online magazine rant by Dana Be sure to subscribe on Substack to get all the links we mention like: Katie's newest skincare loves Dan...

Hobby Lobby, Ryan Gosling & a Cheating Scandal 02.04.2026

This week, Katie and Dana discuss a trip to Hobby Lobby, a chance encounter with Ryan Gosling and also a cheating scandal that's rocking a family business to its core. We also touch on: Panic disorder and the fun way it showed up in Dana's life this past week Kerry Washington, Elizabeth Moss & Kate Mara's appearance on The View Ryan Gosling's new movie Redecorating Jude's house A witchy Wednes...

What Middle-Aged Moms are Talking About in Therapy w/ Dr. Lizzy 26.03.2026

On this episode, the ladies welcome Dr. Lizzy P, clinical psychologist, sister-in-law to Dana and friend to Katie. They yap about what she’s seeing in the therapist’s chair and dive into some pretty personal stuff from Dana’s end. They also discuss: Anxiety and motherhood Body image and dieting The most common mental health issues facing our generation and our kids Different types of therapy like...

Mom Life, Leprechaun Traps & Botox 23.03.2026

This week on the pod, Katie and Dana have an eclectic mix of goss for you, including: The invisible labor of the Leprechaun Upcoming plastic surgery A milestone for their boys Managing the grief of losing a parent Timothee Chalamet and the Oscars A certain celebrity's potential AI girlfriend And more Don't forget to subscribe to our Substack to get all the links we're mentioned including: Dana's f...

Astrology & Your Cosmic Blueprint with The Yogastrologer 12.03.2026

Learn what's in store for the upcoming astrological year for you and your loved ones with Ashley, The Yogastrologer! She believes your astrological chart is your starting point. Your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs help you understand your core energy, emotional needs, and how others perceive you. Our bodies are a reflection of these energies and the cosmos: ever changing, ebbing, and flowing. In her...

Florida is one hell of a drug 05.03.2026

This week, Katie and Dana question whether the universe truly was conspiring to trap them in Florida for the snowpocalypse, plus what it was like traveling together as friends with slighhhhhtly different vacay vibes. Other topics discussed: Why Cracker Barrel is so shitty? Why Dana's children turn feral at Boschetto? Honestly, where the f&ck is Nancy Guthrie? Did you see SNL? Does Nancy Mace k...

The Fire Horse & The Superintendent 20.02.2026

This week, Katie & Dana host their very first special guest of honor to celebrate of the Year of the Horse. They delve into the astrological significance and energy of it all, highlighting themes of hope, positive change, and the impact on personal and societal growth. Topics also include beauty treatments, Valentine's Day, an ethics complaint against a retiring Superintendent of schools, a vo...

Beefcakes & Bad Bunny 13.02.2026

This week, Katie and Dana react to Bad Bunny's Super Bowl half-time show, a fiery hotline caller blasts Dana for her anti-Bieber sentiments and the ladies discuss "man-keeping" a new form of mental and emotional labor that involves women setting their husbands up on dates. Call in with YOUR hot goss at: 929-446-3731 And don't forget to follow them on Instagram and Substack to get all the links the...

F**k You, Phil 05.02.2026

This week, Katie and Dana discuss their winter depression and rage and dig into the highlights of the Grammys. They also dive into Eve Radsky's Fair Play and their own journeys toward equity in their households. But the most unsettling goss of the week, was the disclosure of a sexual attraction of Katie's that left Dana reeling. You're up! Call them with YOUR anonymous Goss at: 929-446-3731 And do...

Getting Your Pink Back 29.01.2026

This week Katie & Dana discuss why they'll probably stick to sober, caffeinated podcasting going forward. As well as the perfect middle-aged night out, Broadway with kids, local activism and their favorite barrel jeans and hair dryer. You know, all the important stuff. Oh and Katie shares some vintage goss from Australia's dating scene in the mid-aughts. Call us with your anonymous Goss at: +1...

These Hips Don't Lie 23.01.2026

The hosts discuss their week, parenting challenges, podcast feedback, and political concerns. They also share experiences with night terrors and bursitis. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including travel plans, experiences at a local coffee shop, postpartum mental health, neighborhood dynamics, and entertainment recommendations. The hosts also discuss the idea of setting up a hotli...

Protein Coffee & Orthopedics 16.01.2026

The conversation covers a range of topics including protein coffee, the launch of a podcast, birthday celebrations, and gifts. The conversation covers the experience of receiving orthopedic shoes as a gift, the importance of community support and friendship, and personal health and wellness. Takeaways Protein coffee Podcast launch Birthday celebrations Orthopedic shoes Community support and friend...

The Mental Load of the Holidays 08.01.2026

The conversation delves into the exhaustion of holiday travel and hosting challenges, highlighting the mental load of the holiday season. It then transitions to a discussion about the Year of the Horse, symbolizing shedding and galloping into 2026. The conversation revolves around the themes of prioritizing personal growth and self-care, as well as setting achievable goals and resolutions. The spe...

Listen to the Gimme the Goss podcast in Replaio

Radio and podcasts in one app - free, with no sign-up. Install today and do not miss the launch

Get it on Google Play

Replaio is not a podcast publisher; show names, artwork and audio belong to their authors and are distributed through public RSS feeds.