That's Not Canon Productions
Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
LET’S TALK ABOUT EX, BABY! AH CRAPPY RELATIONSHIPS, THE BANE OF OUR COLLECTIVE EXISTENCE. BUT WHAT DO WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES? Former relationship columnist Elizabeth Best and current all-round funny guy Tom Harris chat to guests about the couple fail stories we all like to recount over drinks (because let’s face it, sometimes we need booze to cope). Ghosts of Boyfriends past will take you on a journey through the funny, tragic, horrifying and sometimes just plain bonkers stories about that crazy little thing called love, and try to wind up wiser for it. It’s like a group therapy session......
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That's Not Canon Productions
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Nov 12, 2025
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Episodes
ENCORE - Kym and the Dating Bumble 12.11.2025 54:11
Kym has just jumped back into the dating game and it’s all digital now. Kym is back after her Ghosts debut very early on in the series (Kym and the Long Distance Lover https://thatsnotcanon.com/gobppodcast/episode18 ). Now she’s in her 40s and back on the apps looking for love. And she’s got a few stories to tell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Quickie 137 - The Dating Revue 29.10.2025 23:34
It's another round of the Boys Club this week on Ghosts of Boyfriends Past. Lady Liz is absent so Tom and Zane C Weber put their heads together to pour over the world of dating and pick which ways of potentially meeting people they would potentially choose... Send your dating stories through to ghostsofboyfriendspast@gmail.com and head to patreon.com/GhostsofBoyfriendsPast for extra content if you...
ENCORE - Samantha and the Husband Hunt 22.10.2025 43:15
As we always say, every bad date is a good story and no one knows that better than this week’s guest, Scottish Comedian Samantha Hannah. Sammy decided she was going to try to to find a husband in a year and then write a comedy show about it: ‘How to Find a Husband in a Year’. Samantha joins Liz and Tom to talk about her hunt, and the surprises she found along the way. You can find Samantha and all...
Michelle and the Small Town Problem 15.10.2025 44:23
Small towns have their own set of rules when it comes to dating, especially when your ex still lives in town. Michelle missed a lot of red flags when she met Justin because when you live in a small town, there’s not as many fish in the sea to choose from. But as their relationship progressed, the issues mounted and suddenly Michelle couldn’t ignore them anymore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Quickie 136 - Sociopath or Loser 08.10.2025 12:46
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Welcome back for another dive into our list of first date questions! Play along yourself. Picture a FIRST date and having these questions posed to you. We have a back-load of Quickies with more if you like this one, so off to do...
Rob and the Workplace Drama 24.09.2025 32:46
Friendships can be some of the most meaningful connections in our lives—but when work and personal life collide, things can get complicated fast. In this episode of our Ghosts of Friends Past series, TV veteran and media commentator Rob McKnight joins us to share the story of how he realised it was time to end a friendship with someone who worked in the same industry. Rob opens up about the slippe...
Quickie 135 - The Secretary Bird 17.09.2025 11:52
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Today we cover more questions from our massive list of potential questions to ask on a first date. We run our thoughts over each one, and we'd love to hear yours! Send your thoughts, stories and questions through to ghostsofboyf...
Anonymous and the Lonely Togetherness 11.09.2025 32:25
In this episode, we dive into a heartfelt listener submission: an article by a woman who bravely shares her experience of feeling deeply alone within her marriage. We explore the nuances of emotional disconnection, the silent struggles that can exist behind closed doors, and what her words reveal about the complexity of long-term relationships. Here’s the original article: https://www.mamamia.com....
Quickie 134 - First Date Ammunition 03.09.2025 11:55
Welcome back for another Quickie! We return with more questions from our massive list of potential first date questions. Prior reading may be essential but not required. What do YOU think of these questions? Send us your thoughts and dating stories of your own to ghostsofboyfriendspast@gmail.com we really love hearing from you. Rate and review the show while you are here, and pop over...
Tanya and the Investigation 27.08.2025 36:26
Tanya was just settling into her relationship with James when she noticed him mentioning a coworker a few too many times. Then the red flags started to stack up. 💔 Join the Ghosts of Boyfriends Past Patreon now! Early episodes, bonus content, and even the option for add your voice to the Dump Them button! https://www.patreon.com/GhostsofBoyfriendsPast AFFILIATE CODES: OODIE: To receive 15% off Oo...
Quickie 133 - Circle of Shame 20.08.2025 10:48
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's Quickie time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. This week; the title of this episode will swiftly come into understanding. Plus, Liz brings a really sweet story and we hear some awkward dating stories written by men. Send your dating st...
ENCORE Deborah and the Guilty Feminist 13.08.2025 53:07
YES, THAT DEBORAH. Liz and Tom were thrilled to chat with comedian, writer, actress and all-round podcasting legend Deborah Frances-White about how she went from cult to surprise marriage and answer some questions on what it means to be a feminist in 2024. Deborah Frances-White is a comedian, podcaster and writer whose award-winning podcast The Guilty Feminist had 100 million downloads in seven ye...
Felicity and the Final Straw 06.08.2025 38:49
What begins as a fun, ride-or-die bond for Felicity and Tracey slowly turns into a cautionary tale of blurred boundaries, emotional exhaustion, and the quiet devastation of being let down by someone you loved like a sister. This ep in our Ghosts of Friends Past series is about the moments we brush off, the red flags we downplay, and the heartbreak of realizing that not every friendship is meant to...
Quickie 132 - Everyone Gets to Hate This Guy 30.07.2025 10:04
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's Quickie time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. Welcome back to Ghosts of Boyfriends Past! Check out our new Patreon at patreon.com/GhostsofBoyfriendsPast as we continue to develop. On the show this week, Liz shares a story about possib...
Nadia and the House Two Doors Down 23.07.2025 54:52
They were best friends—the kind who text all day, laugh until they cry, and show up for each other in every chapter of life. Miranda was a bridesmaid at Nadia’s wedding. She stood up in front of the crowd and called Nadia her sister. So when Nadia moved two doors down from Miranda’s house, it felt like the natural next step. Why wouldn’t you want to live near your soul friend? But then… something...
Quickie 131 - Ten Dollar Kiss 16.07.2025 13:43
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's Quickie time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. Welcome back to Ghosts of Boyfriends Past! Check out our new Patreon at patreon.com/GhostsofBoyfriendsPast as we continue to develop. On the show this week, Tom has a little story about a...
Kylie and the Wait, What? 09.07.2025 25:32
When Kylie packed up her life and moved cities, she wasn’t just chasing new dreams — she was also on the hunt for a new girl gang. Enter: a friendly, bubbly meet-up group and one instant connection that seemed like it was friendship at first sight. But then... cue dramatic reality TV music... after years of being the type of friends that text daily, something happened. Something that left Kylie (a...
Quickie 130 - Play or Quit 02.07.2025 12:28
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. For this week's Quickie Liz, Tom and Zane listen to and unpack one solitary question. The gang are all in alignment with their thoughts on this one - but if you have a response, or a dating question or story of your own then sen...
Jackson and all the J Names 25.06.2025 22:41
This week, our inbox serves up a story that had us shaking our heads more than nodding . Someone writes in to tell us about the time their friend pulled what they called a “genius” revenge stunt on his cheating girlfriend. But when the dust settles, our hosts aren’t buying the mastermind narrative—and in fact, they think this so-called genius move might’ve crossed a line (or three). Was it clever?...
Patreon Sneak Peek - Ali and the Bad Bouncer AFTERSHOW 18.06.2025 8:55
A little glimpse into some of the fun we'll get up to over at our Patreon. Ghosts of Boyfriends Past After Dark, where we bring the microphones back up after the closing music and keep on talking. Further discussion from anything broached in the main episode, or various rambling and ravings from Liz, Tom and Zane. Send your dating stories and questions to ghostsofboyfriendspast@gmail.com and check...
Ali and the Bad Bouncer 11.06.2025 42:13
OUR PATREON IS LIVE! https://www.patreon.com/GhostsofBoyfriendsPast Now for this week’s ep: This week on Ghosts of Boyfriends Past: Ali had a type —and that type was heartbreak in a leather jacket. But when staying with a bad boy left her confidence in tatters, she did something totally unexpected: she flipped the narrative and turned her pain into power, launching a whole new career in the proces...
Quickie 129 - Not Good Enough 04.06.2025 13:55
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. On this week's episode, Liz, Tom and Zane dissect a bit of a story with a question attached. Sit yourself down and wrinkle your brain over this one with our hosts, and even let us know your thoughts at ghostsofboyfriendspast@gma...
ENCORE: Marnie and the Lost Posters 22.05.2025 37:43
Marnie thought something was missing in her love life... so she got creative. What do you do when something very dear to you has gone missing? You put up lost posters, of course! That's exactly what Marnie did when she lamented the lack of romance in her life. But what started off as a quirky way to 'beat the boring' in the pre-Tinder dating world quickly went viral. So did Marnie actually date th...
Mira and The Letter 15.05.2025 40:20
Mira eventually has her heart broken after she finds The Letter, and reflects on little changes in behavior throughout the course of her relationship with James. ghostsofboyfriendspast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
ENCORE: Rachelle and the Wrong Life 07.05.2025 50:34
We are delving back into the archives for one of our favourite encore episodes. Rachelle met her perfect man and everything was so easy. Until a split second comment changed everything. Rachelle was interviewed by Liz for this episode, and her story was written up to be read out on air. Zane C Weber joins Liz and Tom on air to talk through a very tricky situation that’s still unfolding as we speak...
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