Turtle Canyon Comedy

Ghastly Women

Comedy EN ↓ 128 episodes

Join Lily and Esther each week as they dive into a whirlwind of chaos, rants, singing, and sheer unhinged insanity. What began as an attempt to highlight the strength of women through the lens of those who've done ghastly things has transformed into an unpredictable journey through Lily's perverse ramblings and Esther's Tudor-inspired musical interludes. In each episode, they aim to discuss a notorious woman, but often get delightfully sidetracked. Along the way, they explore their fictional cult fantasies, belt out an array of tunes, and employ a hilariously problematic grading system that de...

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127. Kira Cousins 07.07.2026 30:41

The Chinese is on its way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

126. Bonnie Blue 30.06.2026 42:23

Welcome back to the TOTALLY SANE AND ORGANISED CONVERSATION about the ghastliest women out there. Today we'll discuss some of Bonnie Blue's most recent decisions... and also Katie Price's for some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

125. SEASON FINALE - Valentina Gomez 26.05.2026 34:18

Esther is still in bed, even though it's been definitely an entire week since we last recorded! We'll be back as soon as she's up and dressed... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

124. Kouri Richins 19.05.2026 40:39

Esther is in bed. Lily is not in bed. No one has any trousers. Let's do this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

123. Carol McGiffin 05.05.2026 37:01

It's that time again, you know, when we've eaten too much Chinese food and can barely string a sentence together. GHASTLY I TELL YOU! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

122. Daniella Weiss 29.04.2026 20:32

Keeping it light, as ever, we dissect the genocidal ramblings of Daniella Weiss this week, and put her elegantly through the rank bank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

121. Jennifer Mulford 21.04.2026 35:39

There are some really wild accusations this week. ALLEGEDLY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

120. Betty Broderick 07.04.2026 50:19

We're remote this week, but that won't stop us tearing down another evil woman from history. Let's do this. Apart, Together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

119. Gillian Moir 31.03.2026 33:28

Is this the most ghastly woman we've ever tackled? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

118. Tamika Chesser 25.03.2026 36:40

This week, we're getting deep into the horrific allegations against Beauty and the Geek start, Tamika Chesser. But we're getting arguably deeper into online trolls, perverted teachers and the size of Lily's Capri-Sun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

117. Dr. Mary Barton 18.03.2026 18:31

We just want to hear more from Derek. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

116. Pam Bondi 11.03.2026 31:46

HOW DARE YOU? Let's do this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

115. Lady Victoria Hervey 04.03.2026 24:13

This week on Ghastly Women, Lily dresses like The Rock in the 1990s whilst we await our lunch and tear into the Ghastly LADY that is Victoria Hervey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

114. Tyra Banks 25.02.2026 51:36

For only the fourteenth time since we started this show in 2021, we have decided AGAIN to be more professional. This means, at the start, we'll try to explain what the show is about, hopefully before it devolves into meaningless nonsense and questions about farts. Are you ready? Lily has sorted her earrings out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

112. Erika Kirk 11.02.2026 38:06

Esther and Lily are back to discuss Erika Kirk and her phenomenal beauty. Lily still can't get her earring sorted from last autumn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

111. Devyn Michaels 04.02.2026 35:13

We're back!! We're back and we're getting on REALLY well, there is no tension whatsoever. Everything is fine. What's going on with Brooklyn Beckham? Back to the studio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

110. Susan Lorincz 10.12.2025 22:59

Let's be honest. This episode is primarily about Finger Mouse, with some vague mentions of a Ghastly Woman named Susan Lorincz. But look, if you want to know about her, watch the documentary, if you want to hear more about Finger Mouse, you've come to the right place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

109. Kaitlyn Braun 03.12.2025 19:55

Lily has a very important woman to discuss, but unfortunately, Esther has just remembered something even more important from the past. And still no one knows what to get for lunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

108. Brigitte Macron 26.11.2025 31:59

Is he the President? Is he the Prime Minister? Somehow, we still have no idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

107. Linda Calvey 19.11.2025 19:14

More surprisingly professional in-depth research and exceptional analysis from Esther and Lily. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

106. Jacqueline Ades 12.11.2025 31:49

Esther and Lily have just gorged on a succulent Chinese meal, and they've lost it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

105. Amie Upton 05.11.2025 35:50

This week, Esther and Lily attempt to dissect the case of Amie Upton - who, more importantly than anything, apparently, shares an age with Lily. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

104. Kendra Licari 29.10.2025 36:27

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The Ghastly Women are back! And actually, we're ghastlier than any of them! Join us once more as we delve into the most rotten females we can find on google and try to remember the details of their rotten-ness! This week - Kendra Licari... we're coming for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

103. Abby Lee Miller 29.07.2025 36:03

It's the Season 7 finale! Join us as we tear down a problematic dance instructor and make a few generalised complaints about everyone else in our current consciousness! We'll be back in October with some fresh fresh offerings! Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going! https://patreon.com/GhastlyWomen?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campa...

102. Frances Howard 22.07.2025 35:29

We're back in the days of yore for Esther's pick this week! Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going! https://patreon.com/GhastlyWomen?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkEsther and Lily are always touring and always hilarious, check them out: - https://esthermanito.co.uk/tour - https://www.l...