Episodes

019. Dex's Last Week in Port Charles...and ours too 16.12.2024 2:08:19

Tara and Suzy give one final recap before crashing out on this show. With special guest: Britt Martinez!

018. Oh Lulu, Where Art Thou? 01.12.2024 1:38:27

This week, Tara and Suzy go over Michael's plan to get back at Drew, Ava's trial, and Lulu's mid escape from the Mike Corbin Convalescent Home for Wayward Characters

017. The One Where Suzy Dipped... 25.11.2024 2:35:02

This week, Tara and Suzy recap Sam's funeral with special guest Britt Martinez from GH Speculation Spaces!

016. The Week Suzy Almost Ended The Stream 18.11.2024 2:22:26

This week Tara and Suzy struggle to remain fans of this show as we recap PCU Hospital, Lulu's Hospital, Kristina's Hospital, and Sleaze Hospital.

015. Introducing Sesher Scorpio! 10.11.2024 2:20:58

This week Tara and Suzy are joined by Tracey from GH Sunday Shift to discuss the explosively meh ending of Incest Hospital and Drew and Willow finally having sex!

014. Sam is Dead and Frank Killed Her 04.11.2024 1:49:18

This week, Tara and Suzy recap the death of Sam McCall and the start of the Misha affair

013. Pour One Out For Kelly 27.10.2024 1:34:23

This week Tara and Suzy talk about everyone who got fired this week on General Hospital. Children, 20 year plus vets, Emmy winners. It's crazy

012. Welcome to In*est Hospital 20.10.2024 1:43:10

This week, Tara and Suzy discuss Sam's imminent exit, Lulu's blessed hand, and the shocking reveal of Sasha's parents!

011. Je n'ai pas de temps pour toi! 14.10.2024 2:00:03

Tara and Suzy try to break down the week... A lot happened, but also nothing happened. Lucas is back, Laura is back, Lucky is trying to bail, and Alexis wants to be in jail, but not as much as Sonny or Jason.

010. The Catch-Up Week 07.10.2024 1:27:21

Tara and Suzy discuss Lucky's return to Port Charles during GH's 3-day week. There is a lot of speculation in place of a plot, so bear with us!

009. Thanks...We Hated It 29.09.2024 2:08:52

Tara and Suzy are joined by Tracey from GH Sunday Shift! We discuss the most perplexing week of GH. Jason and Anna are making out. James is snitching on Willow. It was a weird week for General Hospital.

008. Explain It To Us Like We're Five 22.09.2024 2:17:37

Tara and Suzy attempt to recap one of GH's most jarringly bizarre weeks under the new Liz and Chris regime.

007. Well... That Was Underwhelming... 16.09.2024 1:47:55

Suzy and Tara recap an extremely mid week of General Hospital while fighting boredom and technical issues.

006. Chaos Episode with Tracey from Sunday Shift! 09.09.2024 1:41:57

This week Tara and Suzy discuss the chaos caused by Jagger's murder. No notes...just vibes and Tracey from GH Sunday Shift!

005. He Shot Me Down...Bang Bang 02.09.2024 1:48:53

Justice For Kelly! This week, Tara and Suzy discuss the shocking announcement of Kelly Monaco's firing, Lucky's lackluster return, Lulu's coma liver, and Jagger's end!

004. The Funeral of Irene Marie...Adela if you're nasty... 26.08.2024 1:50:29

Tara and Suzy recap the explosive funeral of baby Irene...or Adela. Also, we discuss Lucky's return, as well as Lulu's coma liver.

003. Justice For Blaze!! 18.08.2024 1:33:12

This week on the GH Report, Tara and Suzy discuss Kristina's Hospital as another child, this time James, tries to take himself out the game and the recent cast shake-ups!

002. Reunited and It Feels So Good 12.08.2024 1:58:30

This week on the GH Report Card, Tara and Suzy go over an A+ week of General Hospital. Jason and Sonny are back together. Donna is in her pill-popping era. Heather is about to go free and Kristina is about to go insane!

001. “Just because I’m Paranoid Doesn’t Mean They Aren’t Out To Get Me” 05.08.2024 1:40:31

This week on the GH Report Card: Inaugural episode!!! Carly and Jason are free, but Sonny and Kristina are slaves to their own dark thoughts and gravity. Also, BLQ starts a mob record label and Wiley has a sparsely attended birthday party