GET WOOD comedy

hey lovers, i'm back this week and on a big ole adventure! tales of ghosttown jerome, az : my pops props an spirit winding up at the e r after my makeout appointment and lotsa other goodies to make ya giggles thanks for all your loves and support xoxox jess

What fun this week was-thanks for joining me!!! From un creative dick pics talk of a measles epidemic and comparing frozen scientists to art this episode has it all, babies

I'm quoting a gentleman from the train for the title this week because I thought he made so much sense. I've also got some subway stories and a few movie suggestions and a few real dares regarding the 1900 and 90's trends...Kids the movie and Usher's halftime show are also brought up, so let's have some fun!! Missed the LIVE? See ya next week TUESDAY @getwood IG 2pm eastern xox...

Bonjour, muthafuckas a fun show today filled with goodies about love, loss, drugs and celebrating the lunar new year-maybe not quite in that order, but defiantly a great listen. I'd love it if you shared the show thanks xoxo Jess and happy v.d. from Mama El

hey lovers, today's show was all loves... caretaking ourselves vs others rumblings of a ratchet hatchet reboot salacious subway stories and more !

it's true, lovers...in the late 1900's in NYC I doned my skates and went all over the city...the show also has a few other funny n true stories including the feling I get when I wear my headphones so often. Listen. Laugh. Share with your pals xoxo Jess

making tragedy funny is kinda my thing so I talk n talk n sometimes sing gen x references made in a sec spit takes happen you wont expect so share the show with your pals witches warlocks guys and gals everyone loves to laugh right I'd rather giggle than have a fight sending love to everyone of y'all an wherever you're at hope it's a ball xoxox Jess

Hey lovers, check out this hilarious romp through the 1900 and 90s sprinkled with spit take one liners, deep cut references and sexy cherry accesories! Pull your buckt hat on, slide into your boyfriend jeans and let's get crack-a-lackin Love you. Mean it. Hoe Spin Forever xoxo Jess

hey lovers, whatta fun time was had on the show today: Golden Globe Jokes Russian Mob Dryer Mommie n Me Pole Dancin' and more !! listen laugh share xoxo Jess

Merry New Year, loves ! Twas a thrill and a joy sharing my stories with you this week: please enjoy the fun.... NYE SUBWAY BUNNY NYE Accomplishments NYE Make Outs vs Fireworks a few birthday stories and lotsa fun xo Jess

bonjour, muthafuckas! what fun it was to to give yall the tea from my week....mixing movie madness BARBIE vs UNPREGNANT letting you decide...a wild witch story...how are YOU at parties ? and more goodies to giggle at and share with your adoring pals thanks see ya next week xoxo Jess

and do it anyway, my loves! I'm telling stories about my many travels through Europe complete with characters and pre-rolls...enjoy the festivities and go do something that scares you. xoxo Jess

Hey lovers, so excited to hear how great microdosing is for adult adhd and o c d ! Mama El showed up in the juice bar, Applesauce for the Homeless and more xox jess

it's true, lovers...but what's true is most funny, so today's show is a hoot! I'm chatting about all kinds of tings: Server vs Waitress Taylor Swift's Plug I miss Freemoney the Hoehunter and more ! Share with your pals xoxoxo Jess

that's what I was told this week when chatting with a woman on the subway. also made some teens nervous when answering them unsolicited (?) ....you decide and let me know. neurologists prove experiences are better than we think....plus some songs and silliness to share with your pals xoxoxo Jess #funny #deep #comedianlady #authentic

Hey Lovers, didju notice how many 1990's and Y2K costumes there were this year? I especially loved the MadTV and Chapelle Show characters. I'm also chatting about the NYC Marathon, how a city sticks together and more goodies to tickle your fancy. Thanks as always for listening and sharing with your friends loves ya xoxox Jess

Hey all you groovy GOULS, this episode is dedicated to all things scary: Fox News, Scaring Subway Riders, Sweat Pants and more.... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (laughter and increased independent thoughts may occur) xoxo Jess

Acceptance...I'm practicing but wow its tough...Lady Laundry "Loser" name calling...let's quit doin it to ourselves...I had a blast at The Roost but a challenge with the clowns. Let's take a few minutes outta our week to just sit back, relax and have some laughs. I am so happy you're here. xoxo Jess

Tributes to Randolph Isley and Suzanne Somers on the latest ep. Coupled with stories about standing up for ourselves, self care and acceptance practice. Plus-some long lost Subway Singing. Also I say 'f*ck' a lot. Spiritual. Deep. Wildin Out. Get Wood with your pal Jess. That's me. Have a good week...sending love to all in need xoxo

whatta show whatta week whatta way to title the podcast have ya gotta lotta costume ideas for halloween ? how ''bout sexual partners...? gotta lotta them ? I'm lookin at double standards around men women & sex as always, lemme know whatchu think ... and what your costumes are xoxo Jess

hello lovers, how many rain songs can ya think of how lucky i am to be able to see y'all how many inches get you excited how much television can i review find out right here on your favorite podcast

ALL Brooklyn ALL the time ! Subway rides, Doctors, anyone who's anyone knows that Brooklyn's the BEST, baby!! An ode to the best borough

and other stoiries...Elders on the Subway, Perspective Changes, Apparently I'm now in PR...and lotsa characters in between

whatta fun night hanging out with my listeners thanks for coming to the LIVE SHOW on IG Friday at 8pm eastern !! I loved chatting about trusting ourselves, crushing and how we deal with those feels, labor day festivities, a couple movie reviews and more !

hey lovers, whatta dedlight you all are...thanks for hangin out with me. I'm telling Price is Right stories, 50 years of hip hop inserted into my dialogue, chatting about practicing positive p.o.v's and a lil time with the elders really does put stuff into perspective. enjoy and share with your pals xoxo Jess