GET WOOD comedy

I've got your hilarious 2020 Breakdown right hurrr...QuarQuar Tattoos! Sox 4 Cigs? St. Pap'pys Day! Are You White? and much more to entertain ya.

Hey I'm Jess Wood and these are a few hilarious and real stories from my week: ABQArtwalk Fun! Gotta Ring on IT! Riding in NYC vs LA! Safety Third and more! Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 stories you'd like talked about- jessisratchet@gmail.com xoxo Jess

Jess Wood is Get Wood and she's bringing all her adventures from the week to you hilarious and uncensored: Golden Globe review! Who's My Daddy? 1 Year of Quar! and more... stories/questions- jessisratchet@gmail.com

Jess Wood, comic/storyteller brings you with her this week on more adventures...Oz was More Than We Think! Only A Year? What is White Culture?

Jess Wood is Get Wood and this week she's taking you on more fun adventures: New Orleans in the Before Times! Leguzamo Gets It! Teeth Reviews! Valentines Barbershop and more!

Comic and sex-positive storyteller Jess Wood is bringing you on her adventures from the week: Gifted Graffitti! Braids in Watts! Raps That Teach! and much more funny fun. Anything ya wish Jess would talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com Wanna send $? Venmo @Jess-Wood-10

Jess Wood takes you on hilarious adventures from her week: Waving Dildos! Trendy but Magical! Caterwauls and more!! Join Jess Friday Feb. 5th for 'What's Good with Jess Wood' LIVE on IG @getwood from the ABQ Artwalk Venmo- @Jess-Wood-10 Easily Dickstracted merchandise available...DM for deets

Jess Wood (comic and crazy woman) takes you on her hilarious adventures from the week: Weed Brownies! Weather Lust! Let's All Breathe Again! and more....

Jess Wood is back this week with more of her wild stories...Blow Job Pop-Up! Post Office Protests! Methy Men!...and much more silly. Follow these awesome Albuquerque artists- @warzonemateo @nopalgallery @taylorhub_ @littleladywolf 

Jess Wood is riled up and she's not afraid to tell ya about it: Karens, Dad-bods, Missing Teeth, Oh My! Albuquerque Artwalk! Mama! and more...

Jess Wood hadda birthday this week and she needs to tell ya about it...also? Poolside Gauze! Character Platforms! Why White Women?!!!? and more

Jess Wood takes you through her favorite and wildest moments of the year 2020: Disney on Acid! Chinese New Year! Handsome Taliban and much more silliness, sass and spiritual shit. 

Jess Wood is Get Wood and this week she goes to a Zoom funeral, gets a Reiki Soundbath, doesn't need that BOX, Mama El shows up a few times, how childhood shit effects your intimate relationships...and more

Comic & Storyteller Jess Wood takes listeners on the wild ride that is her week. This week Jess talks; Receptionist Therapy! Skull Sippy Cups! Ego Jung and Social damn Media! plus...Growing up on Welfare! Greyhound from LA to NYC! The Nutcracker! and even more. This episode is dedicated to Catie Lazurus rest in power, girlfriend

Jess Wood is back this week with a tribute to her Godfather aka David Lander aka Squiggy...a Low Rider Cruise gets Wild...Who's MOON is this? and more

Jess Wood is Get Wood a wild ride of stories from her week: Vibrating Massages! Beaver Moon! Suspence Faces! and much more fun goodness.

Jess Wood takes you on adventures from her week....Mama El vibes! Lasagna Judges nobody! Who Are We Really? and more magical moments!

Jess Wood takes you with her to the new business idea, a rude threader, methy-methersons and much more...plus a bonus female, small business shout out!

Jess Wood is back this week with more exciting and hilarious stories. She met her 1st METHERS! She went THRIFT SHOPPING! She had a INSANE green chili burrito! and so much more....

Jess comes at ya live and wild from her new apartment! She's unnerved at the Beauty! And she's diving DEEP into what it means to feel DESERVING and LOVABLE. Big themes mixed with big laughs!

Jess Wood is back this week with more crazy stories from her week; Cast of Oz Movers! Scary WalMart Trumpers! Facials for Fun! and more.

Jess Wood takes her listeners on adventures throughout her week! Jess is on Netflix this week! She also did Palm Springs Comedy Fest! Mama El's 'Hooker' Acting Reel and more hilarity!

Jess Wood haunts your ears with laughs this week as she takes you on spook-tacular adventures! RIP Eddie Van Halen-BONUS David Le Roth stories!! plus; The Chinese Haircut! Showers with Clothes! Ska Sandwiches and much more fun!

Jess Wood uses comedy to tell her crazy ass childhood stories and mixes them with adventures from her week. This week includes; Don't Shame The WAP! Stop Carrying That! Peeing into Jars and more...

Jess Wood is back this week after her tech difficulties!! Catching you up on the fist fights from her 7th birthday, to the wild-ass gift she got herself on her 10th birthday...and bringing in some stories from the week; Halloween aisle at Rite aid, fairies are real and more!