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G'day GOML Army and welcome to another episdoe of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media! Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it! Want to contribut...

G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 19 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! 🎙️ From Gen Z's petrol station anxiety to a man trying to join a wolf pack, Episode 19 of Get Off My Lawn is packed with laughs and surprises. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Ar...

G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 18 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! 🤔 What does it mean to be trigender? And how do you become superhuman with a $2,000 workshop? Find out in the latest episode of Get Off My Lawn, where we explore the strange and funny side of social media trends and the weird individuals involved. Plus, we introduce our new segment, Cooked Unit of the Week , where we highl...

G 'day Goml Army! Welcome to Episode 17 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we dive into the quirks of social media, millennials, Gen Z, and anything else that makes us laugh. Join us as we navigate through a series of hilarious and bizarre stories. Full of Nunchcuks and dillusional f*cks. So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes you...

G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 16 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea. From the absurdity of pizza-flavored snacks to the quirks of Tourette's Uber drivers, we've got it all covered. Plus, we introduce a new segment and a New game: "Scrollin' into Stupid" and "...

G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 15 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea. From Unexpected online shopping discoveries, to Eye Candy Lawn Carers and Agender Pride??? So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes...

G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 14 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From Tuppaware conspiracies to the bizarre lives of Furries. We also have a go at our old fav's, Vegans and Flat Earther's. Oh, yeah we also meet....Mac(Cue palm to face). Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next ep...

G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 13 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From gym rants to the bizarre concept of "soaking," and a hilarious take on DEI, this episode has it all(Maybe not everything, but a bit of stuff). Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Ti...

G'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast. In this episode we once again dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas. Trav-A tale as old as time.  Young, independant and needs a sugar daddy. Woke weirdos Tourettes again New Flat Earth follies Woke Dad Dear Dave Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next...

G'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast. In this episode we dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas.  Road Rage and Racial Stereotypes X Treasures Valentina Gomez - The No-BS Politician Dear Dave Segment Shoutouts to Matt S and MR C( I called him MR G?) for the loyal listens and interaction. Thanks...

Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations. This week : - We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs. -We make an apology for an international incident. -Baylen has gone off the rails! -A moment...

Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations. This week: Lizard Man Anecdote: We kicked off the episode with a hilarious and somewhat bizarre story about a long-time visitor to Dave's shop, affectionately known as "Lizard Man." TV Show Ran...

Welcome back, GOML Army! In this episode, we dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought(No promises though). From the irresistible allure of Tim Tams, to the intricacies of the English language and the absurdity of hobby horsing, this episode has it all!(Oh, and more DID system's, I cant help it they're funny) Episode Highlights: ·     &nb...

Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY We kicked off with some updates: ·        We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, st...

Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast , where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about: -Dogs in shops -The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg -The logic behind flat ear...

Hey there, Get Off My Lawn army! It's your host, Darren, here with another episode recap. So grab your gin and tonic (and maybe a Lominge from the backyard), and let's dive into the highlights of today's show. We kicked things off with a laugh about Dave’s "Lominge" tree and its mysterious fruit, which, by the way, saved itself from being chopped down by becoming a surprisingly good gin and tonic...

Welcome back to the Get Off My Lawn podcast, where my co-host Dave and I, Darren, dive into the absurdities of modern life with a comedic twist. In this fourth episode, we've hit a milestone and decided to shake things up with a special "Deadpool" edition. We're not talking about the superhero – we're predicting which celebrities might "fall off the perch" in 2024. It's all in good fun, and we're...

Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army! First off, Dave and I discussed the phenomenon of Tourette's Girls on social media platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. We took a closer look at Baylen Dupree, a popular figure in this space with a massive following. We watched some of her videos, debated the authenticity of her Tourette's, and even touched on her appearance on Dr. Phil. We also checked out anothe...

Hey Get Off My Lawn Army! In this episode: We share our thoughts on a Gen Z individual's first encounter with the 9-5 work life and the struggles of balancing work with personal life. We react to a viral video of a Google employee's "day at work" and discuss the implications of such work culture. We introduce you to the world of Car Jitsu, a martial art that takes place inside a car, and discuss i...

Hey everyone, Darren here, wrapping up our first-ever episode of Get Off My Lawn. Together with my co-host Dave, we dove into the bizarre world we're living in, courtesy of millennials and Gen Zers. We promised to keep things light-hearted and, true to our word, we had a good laugh at some of the more outlandish aspects of modern life. We kicked things off by discussing the phenomenon of NPCs (non...