Gemidyke Rising

HAPPY PRIDE AND GEMINI SEASON NERDS!! We're officially in the Uranus in Gemini zone and we are feeling IT! We are talking Jupiter in Leo, NYC, MSG, and trailblazer/ our LITERAL Celestial Celesbian, Sally Ride! EXTRA special thanks to our amazing audio editor KJ for making it possible to get an episode out for Gemini season! xoxoxo Check out our 2026 alignment chart and other important dates o...

The Gemidykes are back at it, navigating the quicksand that is the pile up of Saturn-Mars-Mercury in Aries! We're talking Uranus in Gemini (shocker!), how baseball is gay (shocker!!), and our absolutely LEGENDARY Celestial Celesbian: Chavela Vargas! Check out our 2026 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @ gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “ The Towe...

We're back to chat about the long-awaited shift  of eclipses in Pisces and Virgo,  eclipse magic, and the astro new year! PLUS our much anticipated Celestial Celesbian, the Midwest Princess, CHAPPELL ROAN! Check out our 2026 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @ gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “ The Tower ” by BOXKNIFE

It's 2026 astro-nerds and your favorite dykes are BACK BABY! 2025 was a doozy and 2026 is only upping the ante with some majorly HEATED transits. We talk Saturn-Neptune, paradigm shifts, and a very surprising set of Celestial Celesbians... Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @ gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “ The Tower ” by BOX...

Grab your calendars and pencils astro nerds, because the Gemidykes are going to take you through the transits for 2025! You're gonna wanna be ready, because 2025 is a year of big change. Big change for the stars and for all of us here in this beautiful hell hole. Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song...

The Gemidykes are back with the astro yap as we kiss goodbye the Libra/ Aries eclipses, Pluto at the 29th degree of Capricorn, and just like, all the drama from Scorpio season. Damn. But don’t worry, we have all the gossip on our Celestial Celesbian this month, our Malefic Queen, Jodie Foster! Along with everything you need to prepare for the final Mercury Rx of the year. Check the charts and the...

School’s back in SESSION astro nerds! And the Gemidykes are here to help you get through Virgo season, eclipses and all. This month we recap the goofy transits that took place during the DNC last month before looking forward to the September transits. With so many ingresses plus a lunar eclipse there's a lot to gossip about! And don't forget this month’s celestial celesbian: the one the...

The mutable madness is upon us and the Gemidykes are here to  help make sense of the nonsense! If you thought Mercury retrograde wasn't enough drama (and this summer wasn't hot enough already) get ready for t-squares in Pisces, Gemini, and Virgo! From political intrigue to THE bisexual mommi icon GILLIAN ANDERSON, we cover it all this episode. 3:18 - July transit recap 19:37 - Celestial...

Gemini season may be over but we're still as annoying as ever! In our gayest episode so far the Gemidykes teamed up with Star Gays’ Elly Higgins to celebrate pride season and Gemini season (same same?) by deep diving on the iconic Dyke TV. And speaking of dykons get ready for this month’s Celestial Celesbian! We also recap the hot June transits and all the chaos they brought. Check out Elly’s...

It's the cutest time of the year and the dykes are feeling cuter than EVER! Brook and Jordan are back talking about surviving Eclipse season, benefic season, Gemini season,  and fellow  Gemidyke  Kristen Stewart!  Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “ The Tower ” by BOXKNIFE

We warned y'all about this month and it's finally here! Welcome to the Chironeclipse with a side of malefic conjunctions, Uranian fuckery, and oh yeah a Mercury retrograde too. But never fear the Gemidykes are here to guide you through this month’s chaotic transits. We’re also here to lighten the mood by honoring our Aries Venus divas including this month's celestial celesbian, Rosi...

Get ready for a very giggly episode of Gemidyke Rising because it's Pisces season and we're feeling a lil fishy! February was a blur but here we are preparing for the Venus-Saturn conjunction and other March transits by talking about two of our favorite topics: lesbian age gap relationships and gay pirates. Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter. Audio Edito...

It's Saturn season baby! And the gemidykes are back after a chill winter break to spill the tea on the astro drama 2024. It's a super mutable year with a side of Saturnian and Plutonian antics and we're here to break down how different signs will experience the transits, make some chaotic predictions, and as always offer some gay recommendations to feel into the Aquarian vibes. Chec...

Hold on to your hats queers, Mercury is going rx!! But don’t worry the Gemidykes are here to break down Mercury’s nonsense and other transits of December, 2023 after we catch up on breaking news from November’s Mars cazimi and Venus’ slide through Libra. And if you didn’t know how gay Mercury is, we’re here to tell you about it! Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter....

This month the gemidykes prepare for the first Mars cazimi in Scorpio in 32 years! SPOOKY! We celebrate our anniversary by looking at our meet cute chart, recap celesbian scandals and other news from last month’s eclipses, and look into all the drama Scorpio season transits have in store for us Eclipses That Aligned with Important Events in History Audio Editor-KJ Jarboe Theme song- "The Towe...

Ready to get a little sporty? The gemidykes are back this month to talk about this month's transits including the first solar eclipse in Libra of the 2023-2024 series! To understand the vibe we're going back to 1996 to talk about women's sports and why they're so gay. Audio Editor: KJ Jarboe Theme Music: "The Tower," BOXKNIFE Sources: - 'Post Colonial Astrology,&...

*MAJOR BARBIE SPOILERS* In a very special first episode of Gemidyke Rising, the gemidykes deep dive into Barbiestrology. We discuss the Venus retrograde cycle and this summer's transit through Leo as is connects to the Barbie movie, Barbie's history, and the heroine's journey. Audio Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower"-BOXKNIFE Sources:Demetra’s book, Arielle Gurman’s...

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