Geek Shock

Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Here for your entertainment from the lands of Wakaka, His Highness is proud to present the comedy stylings and the feast of the Red Dwarf! But first a discussion of matter of import to the kingdom such as the GS Tablet, down with time-travel, eating Crow, Cage wins, Fatalities, porn in parliament, the loss of a Lawson, Anonymous part deux, Grammys, no death Warcr...

A one. And a four. And a *knock* knock* knock*! Order in the court as Kommander gets a fan, Torgo does the worst Arnold impression ever, Jeff gets his Captain on, and Paul gets cocoonered. Plus all the various weekly geekly things that happened this week. Control is rarely maintained but then we are rarely this funny. I hope you like nerds and M.A.S.K. It's Geek Shock time!

Look Out! Jeff's gonna blow! Was it something I said(read)? You'll have to find out. And while you are with us, get caught up on al the latest geek-foonery like our take on Sucker Punch, How not to write a cover letter, Spider-man: Bitch Slap the Dark, DN-uh-oh, Venezuelan Science, Assassin's Job, Pet Food awesomeness, Duke Nukem-the joke, American Gods, The House of Starbucks, DC Nation, Laptop j...

It's Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesday cause that's when we get geekin'. This week's Geek Shock stirs your batter with news from all over the nerdmos like the Shat's B-day, The Spidey Project (home version), the DC feud, that's my Davros(!), Amazon and on, Sumo marathon, Netflix originals, sock puppets, Gough goes, Akira (i.e. Ralph), King of the Dead, fear of the English, Sandman is on,...

What would happen if Paul and Barry dated?  This is a question for the ages and we answer it here on this week's Geek Shock.  There was so much news that we had to forgo the Big List this week.  What news you ask?  Well, my good fellow, we talk about a continued turning off of the dark, Rovio misinformed-o, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Massacre, a Dare to re-Devil, Archie Babies, Munchkin Axe Cop, Batm...

This is the day that comedy died, rose from the dead... then died again. Welcome to the chaos that is this week's Geek Shock.  Hidden is the entropy is little nuggets of geek news like Joe Hill's fiction, a Kiss for him, 3D wars, more Evil, canned cow farts, cordycepts, the Spidey Project, 3DS battery life, Amazing bid, Nintend-Flix, Avatar II, Wonderful casting, Capeless, Trent-pire, Saints Row 3...

So, I'm laying in bed... and Geek Shock appears and sprays me with geek news like Baby Gaga, the chicken channel, The Devil May *sigh*, G.I. Joe 2: The Justin Bieber Story, Ghost Rider 1.5, Dovahkiin, making money the Amazon way, gimme some skin, Doctor MMO, Vietnam says "enough", Kill Bill Complete, Razzies, Scalzi's war, inFamous2, and Robot in Jail.  Paul, Torgo, 80's, Vlarg, Kommander K, and J...

Detroit has it's protector. New York has a grip of 'em. When do we get our protector, huh? HUH? Well...till we do, here's some geek news for you like smell-o-rama 2.0, Preacher is dead to me, kissing to improve your gamerscore, Spider-Man Smackdown, Smithsonian disagrees with Ebert, King of Kongless Kong, Dell Dumb, we can rebuild him...out of bronze, McDuffie McExits, Fringe of the cusp, Telltale...

Here is the moment you've been waiting for.  The Famous Paul returns to Geek Shock after a long hiatus.  For our newer listeners... oh, God... hold on to yourselves.  This week's geek news topics include Espernaza Quesadilla v. Justin Beaver, the unknown Uncharted, Twilander, Carole Lieberman makes sh*t up, Guitar Hero's demise, gamer Grammys, Felicia Age, Smallville pros and conconcon, Cry Little...

Do you like RPGs? Sure we all do. But not these...NOT these. Today we rack our feeble brains to figure out what the best-worst RPG idea is. We also talk about Chinese food, Indian astrology, Fox News misrepresents games for fear's sake(again), Larry's show, Poke-arm, Catholic App, Comic-Con, Hoover Dam, plastic rice, congressional graphic novels, Redwall no more, phone charging emergencies, Green...

On today's show we scrape through the cobwebs of our minds to come up with our best Hollywood style pitches for "versus" movies we would like to see. You know, like "Aliens vs. Predator" but GOOD. We also talk about other geek news like Twilight: the class, Geritol-rella, Shivs & Dragons, Shat's back(!), ebooks, Bond's silence, new Supes, cancelled cookies, China news mavericks, Crazy Frog Cash, t...

What if a natural 20 is a tale you spin at the inn? What if all you know is 1's but you don't know binary? What if the TPK (Total Party Kill) is constantly your fault? What if your dice hate you? Then you must cleanse them. But how? We explore this very important ponderance as well as other topics like "No rush to blame shift", Wondering Woman, Steam-punk Palin, Bane rises, Wizard lock, Jeff hates...

The name is Torgo....Master Torgo (if you're nasty) and I have a license to fill your ears with geeky goodness. Me and my fellow agents, Dr. Vlarg, 80's Jeff, Kommander K, and Daverator go deep undercover as we expose the sordid underbelly of the Spiderman Musical, whiskey in a can, burrowing nerds, Pac-Man Apprentice, Woolly Mammoths, computer history, space jockeys no more, Aronofsky's Batman co...

Look Out! Run! The Government is after our internets! Kommander K, Just Michael (the Just), and Deb join the boys in trying to make sense of it all. But what will make them break first? Godzilla? Archie? Peter Pachter? Join the crew as geekdom assaults them on all sides. One controller, One game? Blunder Woman? Zionist Griffin Vultures? Is anyone safe anymore? Put down those Mega Millions numbers...

While Barry sulks over losing his Pinball FX crown to Torgo, 80's Jeff, Torgo, Kommander K, and Just Michael (The Just) discuss the geek news of the week. And that news gets all OVER the place like Barry losing his Pinball FX crown, Boba City Cafe in Las Vegas, Gameboy grave-robbers, Frogger (don't try this at home kids), carpel tunnel for charity, unified chargers, Harmonix for a song (or 4 song...

Another great year come and gone.  But what was your favorite parts?  See that comments button up there?  Hit that and tell us your favorite/worst parts of geekdom in 2010.  If you tell us yours, we'll tell you ours.  Well, we were gonna tell you ours anyway.  Plus all the News You Don't Give a SH*t About and Week In Geek news you have come to love.  And we've come to love you right back.  So tap...

In this episode, Torgo slowly breaks Barry's will to live, Jeff slowly tells the story to nowhere, and Kommander K quickly sums up Paul's comedy in one sentence. Plus Santa drops off a sack of geek that just might make you cry. With stories to test your Christmas mettle such as Spiderman: Dark, The Madden Movie, Farmville for Dummies (no, really), GodStoria, Brit vs. Porn, Giger's return, Sexnect,...

We warriors of the couch would be honored if you would join us in our revelry in trying to disseminate geek culture from pop culture as we talk about the ease of Comic-Con, Grand Theft Washington, Fire(re)starter, Chinese Na'vi weddings, robot jeopardy, World of Own You, Blizzard leaks, One Piece of Nami's Fruit, an Iron Man without a captain, new Powers, Del Toro's inSANE, only Clooney can preven...

In the olden days they would melt the golden calf and pour it down the heathen's throat and that's what we do on this week's Shock.  Not really.  We talk geek news.  Awesomely.  This weeks show goes into biblical detail about JesusCraft, Whed-no, putting your ashes in your favorite president, why AT&T officially blows, R18+, dirty vuvuzelas, the glory of Baba Yetu, Korean curfew, canned unicorn me...

It's a sad day in geekdom as we mourn the loss of two Hollywood greats, plus some woman in Spain is gonna make us all rent the sun. But OnLive is is coming out we've all been anxiously awaiting it, right? ...right? Before a Duran gets your solar money we stuff you mind full of nerd info like Axl's late to the party (again), another Buffy burp, the destruction of Drake, NASA secrets, Kim Jong Fat,...

Deb and Kommander K ignore their soggy slice of pizza to join us in our wonderful discussions on all the geeky things that happened in this weeks news such as Jossless Buffy, interest-less Underworld, demonic USB, Gigantic MMO, life saving Tetris, modern 911 lol, scary senate bills, a full size Endeavor, mass cheating, lead poisoning (a gift that keeps on giving), Trek online, Batman, Spider-Man,...

Deb and Kommander K join us because something is rotten in the state of Brick & Mortar.   But, hey good things happened too, right?  Like uber expensive collectables.  That's cool, right?  Unless you're buying.  Then I guess it kinda sucks.  Then there's major, awesome names heading up comic properties.  That's always fine.  Like when Ang Lee directed the Hulk....  um.... and let's not forget the...

We hope you enjoyed the special edition podcasts while we are gone. But time for being special is OVER. Geek Shock is back in this newsworthy week as we attempt to turn of our dark to bring you into the light. Find out about a lack of Dune, and increase of Tiki, personal 3D (cheap!), the dead crush the competition, beluga cocoa, urine phones, Elijah Tron, net neutrality who(?), Depp in the Shadows...

It's GeekShock Special #2: WHAT TO WATCH!  Master Torgo, 80's Jeff, Dr. Vlarg, Deeb and Commander K talk about what poisoned their impressionable young eyes as children and made them the movie and TV-viewing nerds they are today.  Do those tired old shows stand the test of time?  Do those crusty old reels of celluloid even stand a chance against today's ultra-violent hyper-sexual fare?  Let's find...

It's a GeekShock Special, the first of many!  Master Torgo, 80's Jeff, Dr. Vlarg, Deeb and Commander K talk all about the Games (video games, role-playing games and otherwise) that made them the geeks they are today, and how those games stand up to today's standards.