Geek Shock

We are taking this week off, but it doesn't mean we are leaving you in the lurch.  You survived another Halloween, but can you survive the funny that is the Best of Geek Shock?  We shall see, true believer.  We will be back next week with an all new Geek Shock.  Specal thank you to Anthony Barnaby for his Best of Geek Shock Youtube channel.  You rock, man.

When the small man tells you that he can weave all that straw into gold, READ THE FINE PRINT. On today's Geek Shock, the Famous Paul weaves a children's tale full of wonder while Barry looks on shaking his head in hatred. 80's Jeff violently defends Chuck. Kommander K gives up Pac-Man for camels. And Master Torgo contemplates ending his financial well being through the magic of Games Workshop. Plu...

Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us in our weekly geek discussions and if you haven't seen Matt and Paul in the same room, then you need to get out to the Onyx Theater on Monday nights. They're livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks. Apologies to Jim Steinman. And to you faithful listener. Prepare yourself for some funny s**t.

For all the great news we had last week, we have an equal amount of S**ty news this week.  But we will make it through, true believer.  Not only do we cover the week in geek but our old pal returns for another edition of "Ask Chain-y".  You asked for it.  Dammit.

Another Newberry award winning Geek Shock has joined the frey and competes for your scholastic dollars.  In this wonderful return to form we talk about Power-Con/Thundercon, maggots, banned books, Simpson trouble, the new 52, and much more.  So get off of your fused butt and get ready for a Geek Shock.

It's time to throw our usual format out to the Battle Cat as we bring you our look back at the surprisingly good summer of movies. Plus the long fan-awaited return of ask Mumm-Ra. Hold on to your socks children as we return to the Pyramid of Ultimate Evil.

Now normally we don't cow tow to politics on the geekfest known as Geek Shock, but when Dick Cheney (voiced by the famous Paul) descends on the show like a 22 year old vampire with the Downs, then you know it's gotta be good.  That's not all!  You also get Ghostbusters UK, Top Gun 3D, Josephine smith 3D, Spielberg vs Lucas, Creature, bookflix, pentagon star, Descent of Thrones, Wii zzzz, Hannibal,...

Here is Yeti another Geek Shock for year geek listening enjoyment. MT, 80's J, TFP, KK & JM at at it Yeti again giving you all the big(foot) news you can handle like YETI, the fried cheese melt, the secret stash, YETI, the Walking Dead, beating the Bear, Fudge, YETI, crocomonster, Game Stop goes Apple, Starz out, fake meat, YETI, Free-Trek, Penny Arcade, and more Star Wars Blu-Ray madness. So Sasq...

Despite the labeling, this is turns out to be a News You Don't Give a Sh*t About extravaganza. Sure. It seems fine at first, but as you strip away the layers, the ugly truth about this weeks geekdom comes out. I blame the cricket. Luckily, Barry has a pamphlet...

What I'm saying is.... your mother should never listen to this episode.  No kidding.  Or your boss.  Significant other.  For the not easily offended, have at it as we (horribly) tell you all the geekiest news out there in what seems to be the foulest way ever.  We talk about Conan, Onan, Oraface, art, the old captain, the Swedish sensation, paper mache, free Stanford, iSprint, the law and Quake, B...

The Gods have abandoned us (just like comedy has abandoned Paul) but that won't stop the best (and worst) of Geek News from ploping out of your speakers. We start with the Star Trek convention and it's only downhill from there folks as we talk about Terminator 5, Battleship, tent-poles, a Song of Theft and E-bay, a Lonelier Ranger, Powers, Star Wars funds a nation, Eureka, the Fired Dead, Stand fo...

Just when Paul returns to us, Barry and Michael are MIA (leading to a lot of speculation).  But the core of the speculation is on this week's Geek News like Sparepants, K has the time of his life, Tux, the Marvel Mystery Movies, starstuff, and another thing Vonnegut, Syfuny, more starstuff, SETI Alpha 2, gold for guns, madder men, pandas, dragon plugs, borderlands, blizmoney, Jeff's gamefly commer...

Poor Paul has caught the nerd flu from the Comic-Con he didn't go to.  The silence allows us to get through a lot of geek news... We begin... Barry put down that MP3 player!....

This week we talk about San Diego Comic-Con.  And then we talk about Comic-Con.  The we talk about Con.  Then Paul says something about He-Man.  Then more Con.

Griffin from the Improvised Star Trek show joins us on our pre-San Diego Comic-Con Extravaganza. But it's not just Con that is happening. No, siree! Weez got geek newz to dizcuss such as Breast Milk Baby, Space Invaders, S.H.E.I.L.D. at Con, Ka at Con, Netflix's subscription restructuring, Song of Ice and fire: Book whatever, the Google Science fair (is better than you), the TARDIS restoration pro...

Carol, spit that out! It's time to talk week in geek. And let's see what bits get spit to the floor... Well, there's The Comic-Con DC Comics protest, Sleep - The Musical(!), BEPTE, Garth Movie, Mini-Marvels, Verizon sticks it to the everyman, Patriot Actrocities, South Korean tablet school, banner ads, doing the right thing, Stargate 2 & 3, Thor helmless, Casting Call Z, Rod's story, He-Man (god h...

What a piece of work is today's show.  After a week's hiatus we've come back refreshed (and in Just Michael's case sunburned and massaged) and ready to take on this week's geek news.  wait, what?.... what did you just say?....poopburger?... that doesn't make any....oh, GOD Seriously!?!  We take off a WEEK and come back to poopburger!? ...Good luck with this show folks.  You are on your own...

Sun. Man on a boat. Jackal. In other geek news, we talk about pottery, Torgo doesn't know what the f#*k MEGA Bloks are, dating your dvd, Endless Happiness Pen, Risk (is their business), Anonymous and Lulzsec adventures continue, Terry Pratchett's retirement, iphones, Wii Shares, okay spam, Scissor Rock, American Gods are well funded, more Pegg/Frost/Wright, DC show, Mel's return, Marvel apparently...

So tell us, Paul. How do you feel about Margaritaville? Is it a place of magic and wonder? Is it anything like E3? Because that is what everyone is talking about including us. We are also talking about CombatCon, Frenchbook, Indiana Hawk, How much is your kidney worth(?), WiiU, XboxU, PS3U, TrekU, OriginU, Catwoman, Zelda Music, Bioshock Movement, CloudBox, the return of Fox, the big DC reset, Nin...

Yes.  It is episode 100.  But it's not a Geek Shock Wank Fest (tm).  No, no.  There's too muck news to talk about like the PSN debacle hits home, T&J onstage, more Riddick, less Wolvie, Kinect your Hogan, game insurance, the dirty Skyline, Call of Social Networks, maybe there IS a chart, Dali's gold lament, Ichi: the Lawyer, Conan gots to get paid less, Superstuff, and Obama: Monster Hunter.  That...

Wake up Nanook of the Thrones, something is wrong with Paul! Is it possible that lustful tiger-men can give you horse herpes? You're gonna find out. You'll also find out about all that damn fantasy being medieval n' stuff, the Candy Land wars, Carrie: Turn off the Blech, Bye Bye Arnie, video trading cards, Macho snaps into it, spam banks, ebook revolution, 3D is bad for 2D, comic-con want ads, Tag...

What can I say? We thrive on chaos and that's what you get this week as we talk about all the new geek news like SpiderDark II, Akira, the Bay Challenge, too much Gaga, Sony's sorry, smart kids, why the bees are going away, Trickster, V for Vunder Voman, seeing the Tower, new shows, science fairs, and shows we won't get to see. So put that gift under the pillow for the Science Fairy. It's time for...

The UCS crew is here to bring you the geek news like only Michael Caine can. Today we discuss Thor, 1982 video game prohibition repeal, Kaneeeeeda, Zorro: Beyond Thunderdome, Diablo 3, Sony woes, Netflix to save shows (other than SGU), the Art of Video Games, NEA for VG, comics confiscation, the Dark Knight's high returns, the fall of the Dark Tower, Chakotay kills Bin Laden, monsters for healing,...

Charles "The Cheese" from the "WHO ASKED YOU" podcast joins us in our geeky frivolity and helps us answer the all important question, "What effect does super-wang have on Kandor?" Plus all the other nerdity that happened this week like more damn Spider-Dark, one less dwarf, orc stink, capes for dignity, fighting the return of Pac Man, Sony's protects your privacy, Wii 2 (us 0), SETI shutdown, B&N...

To all members of the "Yar's Revenge" Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it's parent company UCS Inc. But, let's face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don't take my word for it. Take Paul's and Barry's words for it. Many, many words. Plus we run down the geek events of the week both...