Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast

Fare thee well, Felicia, David went to the Renaissance Fair this weekend and is gushing, Gavin gives us his parenting hack of the week, we reveal the top 3 reasons our gay cards were revoked, and are joined by TikTok and Instagram star Ceci Kane who talks to us about her Mom group comedy, how she deals with internet trolls, and why she thinks social media is merely a highlight reel. 

This week, David gets busted for throwing away his kids art projects, Gavin fills us in on the #LazyGirlJobs trend, and we are joined by a friend of Dorothy's but also a friend of Goofy's, Benny Burnett-Smith, who tells us tales of being a Disney costumed character.

This week, Gavin founds out how anal David is, we rank the top 3 hacks for a successful kids party, and we are joined by fellow Thespian and Orlando's 3rd best comic, Ben Ptashinsky-Skinner, who tells us the story of why he almost had to show up to the birth of his first kid in a wig and dress.

It's episode 30(!), and we are celebrating with an ask for our listeners, Gavin's favorite Dad/dick jokes, and tales of the NYC Blackout, 20 years later. Also, we are joined this week by writer, daddy blogger, and all around ally Jeff Bogle who tries to school Gavin and David on the best ways to cruise.

This week, David's teeth graduate from Invisalign jail, Gavin joins the "mile-high and annoyed club," and we talk to all 6'3" of Papa Forge aka RainbowDads about the Buffalo Bills, his booming social media presence, and that one time  he came for the leader of the Proud Boys Gavin McInnes at CVS.

This week, David quietly side-eyes his 18 month old, Gavin gives his kids a mental health day, we talk about the top 3 things that can just get off your lawn, and we break news by revealing the Wizard of Oz behind the DILFS of Disneyland page, how they've got celebrities asking to be on their page on national TV, and why they'll never be able to give up DILFS, even if they marry one. Tha...

We begin as we normally do with a discussion about porn, David publicly apologizes to his Mom, we compare our top 3 movies from childhood that don't hold up, and this week we are joined by ex-Mormon Dad Chad Anderson who talks about his life growing up in Salt Lake City, his new graphic novel "The Mushroom Murders," and what he's learned about parenting from the X-Men. Thanks f...

This week, David is back from his vacation in Scotland and is being annoying about it, we discuss the difference between PornHub and CornHub, and we are joined by the hilarious and single-wigged Jay Howard aka OOH Buddy where we talk about his sudden fame on TikTok, his favorite combo Coffee and leather shop, and what the gayest part about him really is. Thanks for listening, please leave a review...

This week, David gets in trouble for not trimming his grass, Gavin thinks everyone is a prude, and we are joined by Daniel Reyes, Chief Program Officer of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Community Center of New York, also known simply as “The Center”. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook @g...

This week we review our highs and lows of 2023 Pride, we talk about our top 3 favorite curse words or phrases, and are lucky enough to be visited by the genius behind the 2.ladies.2.babies TikTok account Caitlyn, who talks about being Virginia's most famous lesbians, buying discount sperm, and how she's turned scaring her wife into a real business. Thanks for listening, please leave a re...

This week, David's daughter covers him in love, Gavin has thoughts on summer camp, and our guests this week Jonathan and Thomas West join us to talk about their new book, how they got into the podcast racket, and what actually goes on in the showers in the military.  Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on Instagram, TikTok, and F...

This week, a new kid joins David's life, a coach tries to ruin Gavin's, we discuss the top 3 things that aren't a big deal as a parent, and we are joined by the author of "Love Without Wings: A Gay Adoption Fairytale" Adam Swain Ferguson, who, among other things, reveals to us why he hired his Mom to work at a porn store. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rati...

We begin with a moment of "is my preschooler a sociopath?," we talk about how relationships change when kids come into the picture, and this week we are joined by the worlds most fabulous crafter Mx. Domestic, a Dad who talks to us about dicks on fabrics, their life as a former sex worker, and being a gender identity advocate. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help...

We start the week by  taking photos at the urinal, discuss the top 3 things that are cute when a kid does them but aren't cute when adults do them, and are joined by internet sensations Michael & Matt who talk about their surrogacy process so far, how social media as a business even works,  and why they embrace their inner lesbian. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to...

We start the week off with impossible questions, talk through the top 3 inappropriate things our kids said, and then jump right in to our fantastic guests Rob Lyons & Carl Tanis who take us on their journey of adoption, and the many, many, many speed bumps they encountered along the way. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on Inst...

This week, we are sick of being sick, we talk shit about shit, and our special guest  Cessalee Stoval joins us from down under as she talks about life as an expat parent, what an intimacy coordinator even is, and why David almost lit her on fire. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook @gaytriarchspodcas...

This week, we talk all things poop, the top 3 movies that made you feel gay as a kid, and the right wing's most formidable villain Courter Simmons joins us to talk about being a dad who is also a drag queen, and why he voluntarily goes to Staten Island.  Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook @gayt...

This week, we wish everyone but Target a Happy Pride, we try to bridge the gap of missing parts of parenthood while also being elbow-deep in them, and our guest this week is musician and gourd banjo aficionado Danni Venne who talks about being a parent who is trans, and let's us in on why her kids set an alarm for midnight.  Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out...

This week, we talk about the end of patting butts, we rank the top 3 hottest professions, and we are lucky to be joined by twin-girls-Dad's-to-be James Issac and Will Silva, who tell us their story of finding love in the military, escaping Florida for Brazil, and how they found their surrogate by having their mother scream in a bank. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to he...

This week's episode starts out with new information about what can happen to your butt,  Gavin feels entitled to talk about entitlement, and our multi-hyphenate guest Nick Blaemire joins us to talk about life as an artist after having a kid, and reads David over the course of their 22 year friendship.  Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content chec...

This week, David brags about sleeping in a hotel room all by himself, we talk porn, and our guest this week is none other than the 40 year old 17 year old Danette Holden, who talks to us about raising entitled assholes, going to work 7 days after you give birth, and how her new novel is "...not terrible?" Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more cont...

This week, David's son thinks he's hilarious, we talk potty training and why our houses are covered in piss, and this week's guest is certified sexologist Zöe Kors, who talks us through why nobody wants to have sex with Gavin. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook @gaytriarchspodcast.  E...

This week Gavin is back from vacation and not eating like it, we share our top 3 favorite quotes of all time, and are joined by the woman with a golden voice Haven Burton to talk about parenting kids with disabilities, dealing with professional-grade poop, and of course, fangirl'ing Legally Blonde. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us...

We begin the week with a moment of shame, we talk about traveling with kids (don't), and are joined by the all around disappointment Ellyn Marie Marsh to talk about her much more successful podcasts, dating as a single parent, and her #1 requirement for all men who want to sleep with her. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on In...

This week David's kid fucks around and finds out, we talk about the decision to go from one kid to two, and we invite a couple over to "see what happens," with Stephen Hanna and Bret Shuford aka the Broadway Husbands. Thanks for listening, please leave a review or rating to help us out! For more content check us out on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook @gaytriarchspodcast.  Email us a...