Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast

This week, David is a cliche, we need a break, we rank the top 3 kids meal deals, and this week we are joined (again) by sexologist and all around incredible human being Zoë Kors who talks to us about being an intimacy coach, how busy parents can remain connected to their partners, and how her kids like to get her attention in public spaces. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to Gaytriar...

This week, David's son tells him where babies come from, Gavin wants your money, someone finally puts into words what David couldn't, we ask listener for their hacks on sunscreen, we rate the top 3 loyalty programs, and this week we are joined by all around beauty Melissa Knapp Conrad who talks to us about beauty branding, healthy habits for your skin, and how to keep kids for succumbing...

This week, we finally tell the truth, siblings never get along, we have good news from the city that never sleeps, we celebrate a shirtless DILF, we rank the top 3 Elphaba's, and this week we are joined by twin Dad and psychologist Erez Harari who talks to us about truth and identity as it relates to his practice, how he started an organization for Orthodox queer youth, and why he'll nev...

This week, Gavin explains himself, we talk about the cornerstones of gay men's personalities (audacity and delusion), we are proud of our Freedom, Gavin asks a WWYD, and we rank the top 3 toys you disappear. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, cats are gay, we ask if there is any real joy in parenting, David's husband breaks himself, Gavin shuts his mouth, we give you a Dad hack that isn't for Dads nor is a hack, we rank the top 3 sleepover breakfasts, and we celebrate our DILF of the week, Barney Frank. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @Gaytriar...

This week, David resfuses to celebrate anything but Mother's Day, Gavin has teenagers, we miss toddlerhood, we lust after the hottest twink in Germany, and we rank the top three 3's. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin learns what a "pick me" is, David doesn't take his kid to work, there's no good news in the world, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Summer mistakes, and this week we are holding space with Tracy E. Gilchrist, talking about the viral interview that set it all going, what being a journalist in 2026 is like, and what it was like simulating ora...

This week, David gets in a Facebook fight, Gavin takes a family road trip, David can't put his phone down, Russia does something sexy, we rank the top 3 songs that capture parenting, and this week we are joined (again) by the mysterious yet informative Dr. X who talks to us about boys; babies, kids, and teens, and all the disgusting things they do, say, and emit. Questions? Comments? Rants? R...

This week, Gavin prefers them small, David can't remember babies, there is no good news this week, we honor our most long-distance DILF, we rank the top 3 gay things that aren't gay, and this week we are joined by writer and West-coaster Maggie Gottlieb who talks to us about having kids later in life, what it's like to win an Emmy, and why, after all of the crap her kid put her thro...

This week, David spends spring break amongst the trash, Gavin "goes to a concert," we love sloppy boobs, Gavin reads the bible, we make an apology to our listener, and we round out this week with the top 3 crucifixions. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David is humiliated, Gavin has the best weekend of his life, David doesn't know what to do during a tantrum, we rank the top 3 worst gay people, and this week we are joined by Danny Bennett, who talks to us about his tutoring company, how to keep phones away from your kids, and answers the easy question "what is the problem with the American education system?" Questions?...

This week, David's ego gets knocked down 2 pegs, Gavin's kids are driving, old cartoons are racist, we have *some* good gay news, we rank the top 3 wars, and this week we are joined by podcaster, author, influencer, comedienne, and ray of light Anna Przy who talks to us about her daily affirmations, how NOT to raise your kids, and why she's known as the queen of millennial mental he...

This week, David says the same thing he's been saying for months, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 90's sitcoms, and this week we are joined by actor, producer, Mom, and all around joy Becky Lythgoe as she chats with us about the dramatic entrance of her son, who she really is on the inside, and what is making everyone gayer.  Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send...

This week, David's a winner, baby, Gavin gets schooled by his son, David has some ancestral drama, we finish out our "Babies 101" course with talking about the first three months, we rank the top 3 Babies, and David closes out the show with a reading of "Yertle the Turtle." Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywh...

This week, David's daughter finds new ways to win an argument, Gavin and David and covered in 24 inches of white stuff, we start a "Babies 101" course, we rank the top 3 dogs, and this week we are joined by Gavin's new crush Kaitlin Hannig who talks to us about being a mom, surviving a cult, Utah real estate, and being a social media phenom who isn't afraid of standing up...

This week, Gavin enjoys at little Schadenfreude at his daughter, David misses his sacred window, there's no good news, Ricky Martin is our everything, we rank the top 3 weirdest and worst songs to figure skate to, and this week we are joined by author and former secret service agent Cory Allen who chats with us about being in the secret service, how secret he had to be about his gay identity,...

This week, we obsess over Bad Bunny, we figure out of not eating Chik-fil-a even matters anymore, David has a big transition in his life, we (begrudgingly) have a "What would you do?," we rank the top 3 TV parents, and this week we are joined by voice actor and multi-hyphenate Will Collyer who chats with us about being a voice actor, how he became a parent of two, and what advice he has...

This week, David's kids have no spacial awareness, Gavin tries to sneak his kids vegetables, David gets visciously bullied, we come up with new names for "Space Force," and this week we are joined by fashionista and our favorite Brit Charlotte Lyons aka "Disco Baby" who talks to us about starting a clothing brand, the music festival scene, and she finally answers the quest...

This week, Gavin watches TV with his daughter, David is a hypocrite, we discuss the transition between daycare and school, EVERYONE PANIC WE MUST HAVE SUMMER CAMP PLANS ALREADY, we rank the top 3 winter dishes, we apologize for the worst top 3 lists in history, and this week we are joined by podcast royalty and general disappointment Ellyn Marie Marsh who chats with us about divorce, blending fami...

This week, David enjoys watching his kids struggle, Gavin's kids are addicted to technology, David continues his rant about older parents telling him "it goes by so fast," because we are an edgy and young podcast we rank the top 3 soups, and this week we are joined by two of TV's biggest somebody's, Zack and Camille Dettmore, who talk to us about this new TV show, why it&a...

This week, David receives a special letter in the mail, Gavin dives into the gender differences in sports, we tackle "Where do babies come from?," we rank the top 3 things to do with your kids in the dead of winter, and this week we are joined by fellow podcaster and fellow gay Bryan Ruiz who talks to us about losing a pet, it's impacts on parents, and how to break the news to kids....

This week, we are BACK baby, with the same tired old bullshit we've been peddling for years. David recants his Disney cruise vacation while Gavin tap dances in Alabama.  Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin and I shut our big fat mouths and finally let someone else talk: our listener! We are fortunate to have four of our listener join us to tell us a little about them, their place in the parenting world, and why in the hell would they keep listening to this garbage every week.  We are taking a short break over the holidays, and will be back at you with the same garbage podcast starti...

We wanted to take a few minutes out of your week to acknowledge the awful experience IP's and surrogates alike are dealing with during the collapse (and possible fraud) of SurroConnections.

This week, Gavin starts off the episode strong with a very funny story, David has thoughts about OPK's (again), Gavin talks sports, we rank the top 3 hottest Holiday characters, and we break sad news for the Gaytriarchs listener.  Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast