Gays In Your Phone

Alas, dear listeners, we have finally arrived! What a riotous, ruthless, and positively Rhody journey it's been. Jake returns concussed and fabulous this week to discuss part 2 of the RHORI season 1 reunion. We offer our financial advisory services to Pizza Mamma, provide Kelsey with some much-needed constructive criticism, and do our damndest to untangle the knotted web these Pontarellis weav...

The RHORI girls are reunited at last — and, thanks to a pride-related freak accident, the gays in your phone are having a little reunion of our own! Seven beautiful blue-clad women and one gay guy enter the arena...who will leave victorious?? We talk about Kelsey's summary execution, the Kabbalistic demon possessing Rulla, and Jo-Ellen and Liz's roles as opposing cosmic forces that keep th...

Finally, just what RHORI needed-- a little taste of the Caribbean! This week we watched the Real Housewives of Rhode Island venture out to Block Island for this season's big finale. This week's pod has been deemed one of our best by hubby, and we have to agree. We debate how fake Liz + Jo-Ellen's make-up-session was. We read Brian Pontarelli down. We find that the arc of RHORI's season 1 is long,...

Get your pink galoshes on and meet us at Porter Cove girls, because much like Liz and Kelsey we're down in the mud this week for the PENULTIMATE episode of RHORI season 1! This week Rulla finally clocks in to work with the lightly problematic function of the season, Liz and Dolores serve local legislator fish, and Rosie's court of gay advisors continue their good work for the community! Ja...

Some might say this is where the beginning ended. Some might say this is where everything truly began. But what do we say? If you wanna find out, first get us a res at Capo, then make a call to Dino! This week we are carving out the trenches. A specter hangs over RHORI, and it has something to do with authenticity, gossip, and being a bitch. The gays in your phone are here to elevate the discourse...

This one's juicy folks. Zack is back from his global gallivants to help Jake recap the stunning, slam-packed 9th episode of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. This week we open with a dramatic reading of comments by Rosie's stan army in response to our illustrious guest host. Let's just say the war has commenced and lines are being drawn mama! Jake does psychic battle with Reddit commenters, Zack of...

What a stunning episode we have been blessed with this week. Jake is joined by guest co-host Annie, the third Rhode Island barista to grace our earpods, to recap the beautiful nightmare that is episode 8 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. This episode starts off HOT with an exciting re-enactment that I think you will all enjoy. Then get into it all: how the RHORI musical backing is Challengers do...

Today is the day. It's what you've all been waiting for. A true born-and-bred Rhode Island gay guy gracing our earbuds and tickling our fancies. Jake is joined by his coworker Kevin to review episode 7 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island and give the perspective you've all been waiting for: Rosie Woods DiMare-hive rise up! In this ep we discuss the Rhode Island practice of common law ma...

In the iconic, proto-feminist Henrik Ibsen play A Doll's House , Mrs. Linde makes a plea: "... How if we two shipwrecked people could join hands?... Two on a piece of wreckage have a better chance than on their own." I regret to inform you, dear listener, that one of your dear gays has been left afloat, yet alone. Zack has left me on this raft. And a doll's house it has become. R...

The #1 Rhode Island-based Real Housewives of Rhode Island recap podcast is back for episode 5, and we're getting meta. This week our girls got on multiple boats, phoned the girls and gays, donned the lightest most gorgeous of grief beats, and served us true crime realness in what will surely go down as a truly iconic episode in the Bravoverse. In this ep, we begin to get into some of the rheto...

The gays in your phone are back with the recap of Real Housewives of Rhode Island's fourth episode! This episode was full of titillating tea. Listen to hear us discuss Jo-Ellen's sister wife's relationship with Gary Tiberi's sperm, Zack's conspiracy theory about the ongoing, Rosie's role as the sort of Salt-Lake-City girl of the season, and of course, the birth of a star. P...

That's right. It's RHORI season 1. It's glamor, it's clammy, it's the Ocean State. And it's ongoing. In our recap of Real Housewives of Rhode Island's episode 3, we find ourselves giving a lot of business advice to the girls and guy, evaluating the ladies' taglines, and getting a tip that alleges the RHORI production staff to have kidnapped everyone at the Studio 54 party. Wow! Hit the tipline wit...

.... it's a HIT! The first two episodes of the Real Housewives of Rhode Island brought us drama, crying, polygamy, ChatGPT, wieners, and more! From Pizza Mamaisms to (allegedly potentially) unethical nepotism, to our growing conspiracy theory about production's attitude towards Rulla, we get into everything you could possibly imagine about the first two episodes of RHORI, STRAIGHT from the smalles...

It's really happening. The Real Housewives of Rhode Island premieres tonight, April 2nd, 2026. Everything in the smallest state is about to change, and two gay guys are here to tell you the true tea, straight from the littlest state in the union. This premiere prompts many questions… Who are the Real Housewives of Rhode Island? How many have ties to the mafia? Who’s the crier in the group? Who...