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Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Swift on the fabulous show, sorry, wedding of the decade! Yes, I am entertained. Their Manhattan wedding loudly proclaimed to the whole city/world their married news (in lavender, I add), yet we still have no real pictures or video of this exciting occasion. So far the details leaked are: Lena Dunham said something gay, Karlie Kloss went, love is love... oh wait why is...

HAPPY PRIDE! For this special Pride ep, I’m digging into some of the best gay pop culture moments of our time that continue to haunt me. We’re talking: fake coming outs, celebrity sex rumors, & Satanism allegations! Buckle up, enjoy :) Patreon bonus ep! Merch! YouTube!

Happy Pride to us! In the cinematic universe of Taylor Swift, big things are happening, and it looks like Gaylors are on top: Karlie Kloss attending the Tayvis wedding?! MSG being the ceremony location?! A new song that somehow is gayer the more you listen to it?! Oh my! In this episode, I'm unpacking Taylor's new song through lyrical analysis and presenting my theories/predictions on what...

Taylor Swift is on the yellow brick road of her career, and she's about to get to her final destination: TS13. Taylor is in her active era, and the last time we've spotted her out and about this much was over 10 years ago. But this is not for nothing. There is something bubbling under the surface. This is Taylor Easter-Egging her biggest era yet: the project that will reframe her career an...

Medieval lesbian nuns??? It's my Catholic sapphic Super Bowl! Yen from the Cherry Letter Club joins the pod this week to share three incredible and historically accurate stories of sapphic nuns during the medieval times. Not only do we have evidence that these women were queer, but we have their real writings: and gasp! they're erotic and romantic as hell! History nerds you're going to...

Lights, music...apathy? Why did the artists DELIVER this year at Coachella, yet the crowd was frighteningly quiet? We saw some powerhouse performances and guests brought onto stage only to be met by seemingly bored influencers with their phones in the air. Is Coachella dying? Or is Weekend 2 the real concert that's actually thriving? This episode, I recap 2026 Coachella and theorize about the futu...

WE MUSTN'T LOSE THE ANCIENT TEXTS! We've ALL heard of the classic famous lesbian couples: Taylor & Karlie, Fletcher & Shannon, and Cara & Ashley. But what about the iconic couples that pop culture forgot about? The relationships that were fleeting, yet filled with lore; the couples never covered by the mainstream media; and even the sapphic love triangles?? This episode, I'...

Harry Styles did something on SNL two weeks ago that awoke Larry shippers from their deep hibernation. The ice has melted, spring has sprung, and Harry Styles is out (at least as not straight.) However, those who are experts on the subject know this is not even close to the first time Harry has attempted to come out. On this week's episode, I rate every major gay moment of Harry Styles, from t...

20% off Magic Mind Mental Performance Shots & 48% off subscriptions with code GASP20 The girls are fighting!!! Bridgerton's fandom is split over Season 4's teasing of the upcoming lesbian storyline between Francesca and Michaela. With fans insisting that they're "not homophobic," I am here to tell you they might be... In this week's episode, I analyze what Bridgerton does right and wrong with...

You asked for it! I delivered: an entire episode on the rumored relationship between Taylor Swift and model Lily Donaldson. This week, I bring in a "Tily" expert, Logan!!!, to educate me on all things Tily. We go through the complete timeline, all the Easter Eggs, the INSANE numerology, and clues that these two might still be together. By the end of this episode, I was fully convinced. Truly this...

This week, I'm joined by a special Gaylor guest: Jesse James! We share all our theories on Taylor Swift's latest music video, Opalite, and talk through the (many) Easter Eggs and metaphors. Most importantly, we tackle the biggest question of all: who or WHAT is the rock?!? Youtube Patreon

GASP! I'm back for SEASON 4!!! Heated Rivalry truly has the girls, the gays, and especially the gay girls in a chokehold. But for everyone else who wasn't on fan fic tumblr in 2012, it might surprise you that by the finale, 2/3 of viewers were women. With big TV execs still confused at this phenomenon, I'm here to answer the questions: -Why do women like watching gay men? -What's s...

Happy Holidays, happy Season 3 finale, and happy final episode of 2025! AND Taylor Swift’s docuseries is out! Wow is there content for us to dive into. The docuseries is incredibly revealing, and intentionally so. This episode, I'm covering the most notable moments from the docuseries and analyzing what they mean for Taylor Swift the person vs. Taylor Swift the brand...including: the queer fla...

Lock in! Sidney comes back on the pod for a Gaylor State of the Union Round 2! With Taylor Swift's docuseries releasing this week, we theorize on how much the Taylor Swift timeline as we know it will shift. We talk Reputation Vault Tracks, Performance Artlor, Kayla Nicole Gate, and most importantly: the theory that Taylor is canceling herself, aka the Showgirl! Bonus content Talkspace Youtube

It's all over the internet: the video of Cynthia Erivo swooping in like a lesbian knight to save Ariana Grande from a crazed fan. With Wicked: For Good releasing last week, this viral moment was just one of many trending videos showing the sapphic bond between Ariana and Cynthia. I know what you might be thinking… “The concept of Elphaba and Glinda as a gay couple? I didn’t know that was happe...

Victoria has a little secret...she's a sapphic. For 5 decades, Victoria's Secret has held the role of the arbiters of sensuality, or rather the fantasy of female sexuality, showing women what they should look like to be deemed sexy by the male gaze. At first look, Victoria’s Secret seems like a company for straights by straights. But with a closer look, we can see the secret held so dearly...

Gasp! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER! My girlfriend Sophia joins for this special Halloween episode, and reacts as I tell a true crime story, and of course, it's gay. This may be my most gasp! worthy episode yet... Happy Halloween!!! Warnings: blood, murder, graphic language, self harm, assault, bad representation for the lesbian community... Need someone to talk to: click here Patreon Youtube Sour...

Gather Gaylors! Let's take a pulse check shall we? This episode, the beloved Jordyn (aka @djcrocs) joins me for round 2!!! We discuss 'post The Life of a Showgirl Gaylorism' and how the album really only makes sense through a performance artlor lens. We gab about everything from Nazi Lightning Bolt Gate, to how the internet is obsessed with us, to our predictions about the upcoming doc...

It's been 1 full year of my podcast! Thank you so much! To celebrate, my Spotify subscription is now just $1. Please enjoy this gift from me to you <3 Taylor Swift’s 12th album, The Life of a Showgirl, was released last week, and to the world’s surprise, it did not impress. But is Taylor really losing her craft? Is she becoming MAGA-fied? Has her man replaced her brain with a football? Or i...

Who really was the real Elizabeth Taylor? With Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl releasing next week, Hailey explores the inspiration behind Taylor naming one of her unheard tracks "Elizabeth Taylor." Does Taylor relate to Elizabeth's toxic relationship with fame? Is she inspired by her star power? Is she intrigued by her long list of husbands (specifically SEVEN)? This week,...

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged to be married!!! With fans rejoicing that Taylor has FINALLY been chosen and celebrating that it’s never too late to find love (even if you’re God forbid 35 years old)--we know, there may be more to this story, or performance, rather. This episode, I’m joined by “Performance Artlor” expert Sabrina Fleetwood!!! to discuss the theory that Taylor Swift is not...

My unfiltered thoughts on the ENGAGEMENT: here! Wow. Just wow. Taylor Swift announced that her new album, TS12, will be called The Life of a Showgirl! With fans around the world rushing to find Easter Eggs in her announcement posts, one thing seems obvious (even to Tayvis stans distracted by The New Heights podcast): that Taylor Swift is embodying Ophelia on the album cover. Will her fate, or rath...

Join my Patreon for bonus content HERE It's all over social media, the news, and for some reason the President's desk: it's the American Eagle X Sydney Sweeney "Genes" Gate. The ad campaign generated a wave of backlash due to undertones of eugenics and misogyny. But this isn't Sydney Sweeney's first brush with the threat of cancelation...This episode, Hailey (your hos...

Last week, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce stepped out at numerous events together, where the paps were quick to take their picture. But they weren’t alone. They were joined by Travis’s rumored boyfriend, Ross Travis... Is this all a beard/PR relationship? If so, it's not the only one in Hollywood right now. This week, Hailey talks about how the “Lavender Marriages” of Old Hollywood still cont...

Sabrina Carpenter is the latest celebrity this month to have a scandal! What in the pop culture! She came under fire this week for her new album's, "Man's Best Friend," cover that many fans have criticized for misogynistic themes. With her fans split on their reaction to the artwork, discourse regarding choice feminism, purity culture, and women's sexuality has taken over the...