Gary T. Watson, Jr.
Gary is Still Alive!
Me making words out of my noise hole which may or may not do things to your emotional pants. You can find/download all of the end-of-episode songs through my musical project, A Huddled Mass, available on all streaming services. Unless otherwise noted, instrumental music throughout each episode is sourced from Suno AI.Theme song: Lyrice - G.T. Watson; Music, arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI
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Gary T. Watson, Jr.
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Dec 3, 2025
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Episodes
Episode 19 - Hey Nineteen, That's 'Retha Franklin 03.12.2025 34:02
It's been quite a while! On this episode, I talk about some recent breakthroughs I've had, the bizarre origin of some familiar phrases, how strange A.I. can be (with examples), and a prog rock tune from me and a bunch of algorithms.
Episode 18 - My Podcast Can Vote 16.05.2025 31:17
On this, the "finally legal" episode, I discuss regrets, the differences between a million and a billion, a couple short Mom stories, and a new song kinda by request. ENJOY!
Episode 17 - And You Know What I Mean 23.02.2025 35:32
In this, the 17th episode, I catch you up on the last few weeks of my life; discuss parliaments, crashes, and murder; present a tale of my high-school escapades; and give you a new song called "Superhero." I Hope you enjoy!
Episode 16 - Kinda Sweet, Kinda Sour 07.01.2025 32:53
In this episode, I open up about one of my most haunting and distressing intrusive thoughts, I explain why medicine and power tools should rarely mix, I tell a story about my shoeless and shameless grandmother, and give you a new song with the updated AI engine (spoilers... it sounds amazing). Chainsaw Sound Effect by u_zpj3vbdres from Pixabay
Episode 15 - The Ides of Episodes 16.12.2024 35:52
This episode, Darby is back, and we talk about friendship, inventions, the danger of trees, and I present a song about Bill! Enjoy.
Episode 14 - Mental Illness Alphabet Soup 22.11.2024 30:13
In this episode, I will discuss how my PTSD manifests, present a mind-blowing Egypt fact, tell you about the first time I drove a car, and I revisit some old lyrics for a new song.
Episode 13 - The Birthmas One 28.10.2024 28:56
In this episode, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Darby joins me again as we talk about the anniversary of my uterus departure, the blessings of horseshoe crabs, and a spoopy story. No song this week (sorry), but you can find all my songs under my artist collection called "A Huddled Mass" on all streaming serices!
Episode 12 - The Dirty Dozenth 21.10.2024 36:50
On this episode, I have a special guest, my oldest loin fruit! We discuss my worst nightmare coming true kinda, a queer fact, my first car's untimely demise, and I present a banger of a song that will be stuck in your head for days.
Episode 11 - Hashtag GDB 30.09.2024 32:06
On this week's episode, I'll be thanking friends, naming animals, telling a Bill story, and recycling an old tune for new ears. Join me, won't you. Please... I need a hug.
Episode 10 - The Decasode 22.09.2024 31:15
This week, I get a little deep about some new meds, I talk about the animal kingdom's longest...spoilers, I recite poetry, and a song where I wrote the music and AI did the rest!
Episode 9 - Who the HELL is William IV? 09.09.2024 32:00
This week, I talk about a feel I'm feeling a lot lately, the oldest animal on the planet, my dad's sure-fire mosquito extermination method (pun included), and I finish with a song I wrote to spite my ex!
Episode 8 - The Tao of Phuck-it-all. 01.09.2024 32:21
This week, I catch you up on my living situation, I'll present a dinosaur fact that will fry your brain, I'll tell you how NOT to accidentally grow 'shrooms, and I have a kick-ass rock tune at the end.
Episode 7 - The Grapevine Can Suck It 26.08.2024 34:45
In this episode, I talk about how the grapevine can be pretty thorny sometimes, the nature of the universe, the time I got married in a burning building, and a brand new blues song!
Episode 6 - The Word of the Day is BLAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! 18.08.2024 30:53
This week, I talk about anxiety and depression, what kind of music is best for cheese, why we never said the F-word in front of my mom, and I have a happy little country tune for ya! Don't Forget to share, rate, and subscribe! Music: Suno AI Without Bees There'd be No Flowers: Lyrics - G. Watson; Music/Arrangement/Vocals - Suno AI
Episode 5 - I'm a Loser, Baby, so why don't you kick back and listen to my podcast. 11.08.2024 34:40
One day, I'll write better descriptions for these things. Today's episode is about loss, shit I bet you didn't know about the human body, the time I vaporized a squirrel, and a new song called "My Breath." www.garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI My Breath: Lyrics - G. T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno Ai
Episode 4 - Better Sometime Than Never 03.08.2024 36:04
It's been a rough last couple of weeks, so forgive the extra long break. Here's some fresh nonsense for you, straight from my larynx to your tympanic membrane. garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI Idle Idol: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI
Episode 3 - Ooftah, she's a heavy one. 14.07.2024 34:23
It's episode three time, boils and gurrs. And shit's gettin real up in this bitch. garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI Boogie Your Face Off: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI
Episode 2 - The Voices.....THE VOICES!!! 07.07.2024 26:08
Well, I did it. I did a #2! I also produced a second episode of my hopefully soon to become viral (or at least highly contagious bacterial) sensation that is The Gary is Still Alive Podcast. Speaking of viral and/or bacterial, I have to go do another episode... like NOW! garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI A Box You Carved: L...
Episode 1 - The Beginning of a Beautiful Acquaintance 29.06.2024 35:58
Greetings Friends, Family, and Others; I’m sure many of you have the same question I ask myself every time I look into the mirror: “What the fuck happened to you?” Well… it’s complicated… and a whole lot. First, I’d like to apologize for falling off of the Earth. I am fighting a relentless battle, and I just couldn’t relate to anyone anymore. The mess in my head is not clearing, and I have all bu...
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