Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!

Yes, it's another VP candidate for 1872. Yes, he does show up outta nowhere. Yes, there will be more! What is the deal with these frat bros?

This next VP Candidate for 1872's got quite the anti-government resume if I don't say so myself. Yeah, I'm not sure this Civil War thing is ACTUALLY over anymore if ya know what I mean...

This VP race is starting to get a little zestier for sure and we're only on the second candidate or the 1872 US Election bro! We're already talkin' famous relatives, and it's the tip of the iceberg, my friend!

We're kicking off this 1872 US election with a VP Candidate who has literally only one objective on his mind and borderline absolutely nothing else.

In this FINAL in-between-election episode covering 1871, literal forces of nature band together in the Arctic to put a nail on the coffin of a bloody industry!

It's our second in-between-election episode of the series, and oh man, the Gilded Age sure wouldn't be a Gilded Age without WEIRD 1800'S BIBLE HOAXES. And cities burning down. And race riots. BUT WE'RE FOCUSING ON HOAXES TODAY!

Hey uhhh... We're in-between-elections right now and uh... It's lookin' like they FINALLY finished building that giant railroad they've been working on for heaven knows how long dude.

Here we are! The first ever US election since the on-the-books nationwide banning of enslaving humans! Now it's only happening illegally! Anyways, we have a spicy little election here, don't we!

This last prezzy wezzy candidate for 1868 is one of the strangest political anomalies I've ever read about. On the surface, this seems like a typical war hero story. But when you look under the hood, there's a lotta different stuff happening I think!

Now that we are looking at the presidential candidates for 1868, this guy right here... I have no idea why he keeps being considered like... New York's really connected like that, ain't it?

OK! The second and final VP Potential for 1868 has arrived! And underneath that smile, there sure is a whole lot of completely justifiable rage if I don't say so maself!

It is 1868 and we have yet another riveting election on our hands! And if this first VP candidee is any indication of how everybody's doing post-Civil War... Honey, you've got a big storm comin'!

It's 1867 and in this final in-between-election episode EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE in the locomotive industry because well... Yeah. A THING happened.

This second in-between-election episode covers one of the silliest "archeological finds" I've ever read about. This is not the hill to die on, and yet! Some still do! Some still do...

It's time for our first in-between-election episode covering 1865 and YOU LISTEN HERE BUSTER! AND LISTEN WELL! Just because the Civil War has ended doesn't mean folks are done firing guns at each other! In fact, out west??? It's QUITE THE CONTRARY!

Here we are! actively at yet another precipice of fate! For the second time in the nation's history, the US is given the task of picking a new CEO in the midst of active company warfare! Who will the new CEO be? Will they even be new? The tension is in the air!

It's the 1864 US Election and THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, IS BACK!! And this incumbent is making some power moves with this REBROADCAST that has the NEW INFO at the 21:25 mark!

Ok now, this 1864 prezzy wezzy candidee is a WHOLE military general, so expect this episode to be filled with a stupid amount of juicy, spicy, PETTINESS!

The final VP Candideee we're looking at for this 1864 election is a man that whose existence in the history of the United States of America demonstrates so many contradictory forces at play all at once! Indeed, what a confounding figure...

Ok, I know what you're thinking... The country is at war with itself quite literally how in the world are we even still having elections right now?! And, well, I dunno. But we DID and we have a VP candidate right here trying to run at probably the most politically stupid time to run against the sitting Admins but you do you bro!

Yes, it's the final in-between-election episode of 1863, and, while the men are at war, the women are feeling particularly neglected and unheard down south...

It's time for the second in-between-election episode covering 1862! And WHOA NELLY, we have a pretty wet and sticky SITUATION on our hands!

Here we are! The first in-between-election episode after 1860! And! Well! Captain America Civil War seems to be all anyone can think about right now, so in a rare twist of events. we MUST stay abreast with the political news! That said, this incident is still pretty weird.

The nineteenth US Prezzy Wezzy Election is upon us! Yes. It is 1860! And this is the point where over a half-century of tension is going to explode. My goodness, things are about to get TURBULENT!

Yes. Here we are. The final prezzy wezzy potential for 1860! And man oh man! As far as candidates go, he's arguably the most climactic one of all!