Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!

This next Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for 1876 has one of the... WILDER stories I've read in a WHILE okay?

We are starting to wind down on these 1876 Presidential Potentials and this man? This man is why New York is the way it is when people have good things to say about New York.

Alright, it is time to begin discussing the major presidential pieces of this 1876, and this first guy... He's just kinda here isn't he?

We have made it to the final VP potential of this 1876 saga! Somehow he's flown under the radar the whole time for all this chaos, which baffles me, but hey, let's take a closer look!

Ok, this second-to-last VP candidate for 1876 still seems to be riding gloriously on the wave of a deceased predecessor. Yeah. I wonder if that'll work out for him. Anyway, this is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 7:40 mark!

Alright, it's 1876, and this next VP candidate just kinda popped up outta nowhere so let's find out what his deal is!

Yes, we have ARRIVED at the 1876 election, and yes, we're starting to look at some strange VP candidates once again! Here's to hoping these folks have their act together this round...

OK! For this final in-betweener we're talking about BUGS BRO!! BUGGY BUGGED BUGS! They're EVERYWHERE!

Literally look down at whatever you're typing on right now and I'll tell you the 1800's history of why you're forced to type that way.

With another riveting election behind us, it is time to begin the next series of in-between-election episodes, and Oh! It seems the women have had ENOUGH!

Goodness Gracious! What a journey! We've finally made it to the 1872 election after covering a small parade of candidates! And for an election that was a runaway easy win, there sure are a LOT of SURPRISING DEVELOPMENTS...

Well, what do we have here? The FINAL contender for this rockin' 1872 prezzy wezzy election? Oh, it's THAT man? What has he been up to as the cucumber of this one? I bet this REBROADCAST will serve as a wild refresher before you're hit with the NEW INFO at the 39:39 mark!

I think we are truly getting close to the end of this 1872 candidate marathon. I really do. But fools like this one coming out of the woodwork to be a prezzy wezzy candidate does not help matters.

This particular prezzy wezzy candidate for 1872 has a history of being like, arguably the most powerful man in America?? The dude's so powerful that everyone is hanging on his every word to the point where it's probably gonna get him in trouble later!

It's still 1872 and we're STILL going through some presidential potentials and I forgot this man even existed and of course when he comes back he's still committing inconsequential acts of unnecessary tomfoolery.

We are still tumbling on through this 1872 election with all its presidential potentials in tow, and this next guy is... Quite a guy!

This Prezzy Wezzy candidate for 1872 has quite the unusual backstory and quite the legal resume too!

We are finally getting into the Presidential Suite of this 1872 election here and some Prohibitionist snuck into the room how did that happen? Aren't we like 40 years early?

I am nothing less than astounded by the story of this final 1872 VP Candidate. This man was thinking BEYOND freedom and BEYOND just abolition. This dude would have fit right in for the 1960s. That's crazy to me!

Ah yes! The second-to-last vice principal potential for 1872! As we near the end of this VP conga, we get a... rather refreshing look at a man a head of his time.

On this next episode of Garbled Twistory, it's another 1872 VP candidate! (I promise, we're in the home stretch here!) And this dude? He's firmly nothing unusual, buster! Well except for the whole "surviving Antietam" thing how did he do that?

Ok, we are still sorting through all these 1872 VP potentials but whoa this guy's back?! We got a real ahead-of-his-time radical here! Wow. Enjoy this REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 5:38 mark!

We talk about a LOT of racist people on this podcast, but rarely is that the SPECIFIC and ENTIRE reason behind changing political parties. This 1872 VP Candidate is here to CHANGE that history...

Ok! Another VP candidate coming right up! And boy oh boy, this man has some drastic measures for these drastic times!

Here we are! ANOTHER VP potential is stepping up to the plate for this 1872 election! This man comes from some humble beginnings... Which is unusual actually. But will the humility carry over?