Garbage Juice Podcast

Hello and Happy Birthday America.  Stayed tuned, after the episode, the Juicette's have procured a 10-minute America The Beautify Tribute Mix Tape Anthem to light fireworks to. My new favorite trend in Atlanta that I hope catches on worldwide… You walk into a restaurant, or any consumer goods and retail type space, and the representative at the counter is full-on mid-face-time conversation wi...

Greetings Listener! We are So Flo Lee and Uncle Baby Ryan D… your brother-pastors at the altar of collective con·scious·ness. This is your Garbage Juice Podcast, and guess what? we Can Fix you! Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thursday April 9th 2026 Passover is over, time to CARBO-LOAD! Shortly after recording this episode, Artemis II returned to Earth. In honor, this episode begins with NASA's live reception broadcast. Joining Lee and Ryan, Bryce Goat, Tesla enthusiast and recipient of this year's GJP Honorary Birthright Guest Award Sample during radio static: Pearl Jam Live at Lakewood Amphitheatre. Atlanta, Georgia,...

4 Years of Garbage Juice Podcast! Congratulations Markwayne Mullin - Newly Appointed Head of The U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Here are some interesting facts about Markwayne Mullin (the Oklahoma senator, former MMA fighter, and plumbing magnate).  His first name "Markwayne" is a literal mashup: His parents couldn't decide between honoring uncles Mark or Wayne, so they slapped both on...

Lee and Ryan take aim at America's Latest and Greatest Death Cult. HIGH VALUE DIGICHAD Podcast JESTERS , SoFloLEEgendStatus and RYANealGlandMaxx , AUROMOG the competition with a DEEP DIVE FRAME into LOOKSMAXXING : The NORMIE COPE from the HAMSTERCEL CUCKS proves RAGEBAIT SUPREMACY . BECKY'S are seething, STACY'S are GOONING . GJP SMV has never been higher. It Happened! 2026 was the year America ha...

TWITCH STREAM: Bills @ Jaguars (1/11/26) 2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend (The Buffalo Bills defeat The Jacksonville Jaguars 27-24 at Everbank Stadium on Sunday, January 11th 2026.) 30 years of Jacksonville Jaguars Football, 30 years of no Super Bowl visits. Hosted with commentary by Sportsman Podcasters, Lee and Ryan from The Garbage Juice Podcast. When did the NFL choose Jacksonville, FL to be home to...

Welcome back Listener! Lee and Ryan are most gratified to find themselves present upon this fair Tuesday eve, being but nine days removed from Christmas, and nigh upon a fortnight from the turning of the year. Happy Hanukah (Lee explains how it was created in a lab in Wuhan China)! NEW JAMES CAMERON AVATAR - BLOOD DIAMOND . Candace Owens proving herself as a Certified Contender in the cannibalizin...

Welcome back friends, wanderers, High Value Males, elite operators, and average listener: Here we are, once again approaching top U.S. holiday contender—Thanksgiving. A celebration that, for many of us, focuses around football and food. Be thankful and stay blessed. The Outsiders - Official Trailer 4K | Patrick Swayze, Tom... Pastor Shirley Caesar - You Name It! Trevor Lawerence X dot com Turducke...

Following the October 22nd 2025 recording, classified documentation: “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates” Below is a detailed log of events that explains how this supernatural multi-dimensional transmission is believed to have occurred and how it was recorded… Incident Report: Anomalous Meteorological Event “Multidimensional Br...

75 and Still Alive! Lee and Ryan celebrate episode 75 in style: cruising the Algorithm for precious gems (scrolling Insta reels and posts). The New York Mayoral Three-way. Unfortunately, no more Jaguar victories this season. Donald Trump dumps dump over shithole country city dump; Loggins longs for his songs use without logs. The candidate that dedicates a special line at all convenience stores fo...

Who does Tyler Robinson belong to? What have we learned from the tragedy that took place September 10th? What is a Groyper? Charlie Kirk: his rise to power, his connections, and the State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona sized void now open in the conservative influencer sphere (that we plan to fill!) Northman Warrior, Kash Patel . My life felt better, when I didn't remember he(Jimmithy Kimmel) w...

73 - The Sportsman's List (7/27/25) Back from their summering, Lee and Ryan dive deep into the eternal saga that is Jeffery Epstein. How does trump fit into this fold? How will Americans react once the truth reveals itself? Plus, Tour de France 2025 recap and other such anglo-sphere activities Happy August to all that celebrate! Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acas...

The juice boys reunite with a returning guest for a look under the hood of what's happening in your world. Ryan introduces us to a new (hopefully semi-regular) segment called "Edging With Elon". Lee claps back at financial and speculative ignorance. And so much more! Additionally, at the request of our guest, please look forward to "Extras and Additional's". The story of one man's struggle to conn...

71 - The 3rd Anniversary Episode (3/19/25) Join Lee and Ryan as they congratulate everyone involved in making 3 years of Garbage Juice Podcast a reality and undeniable success. The mythos of the Meme Religion©®™ unfolds live on air, your Juice Czars cash-in on March 2025's hottest meme trend centered solely around the physiognomy of Vice President and Millennial, JD Vance. Welcome to the Garbage J...

Returning with another installment of love & relationship advice, Lee and Ryan, start things off by dissecting the rapid fall of Woke brought forth by the Donny Deals regime. Will Elon become meme, destroyer of waste? Is Cancelling cancelled? Is space travel worth it? How the NFL rigged a Superbowl and the hearts of a scantly inhabited plains region. Ryan redraws the NFL conferences based on g...

69 - Aerials in Aquarius (2/3/2025) We did it! We made it to the sex number episode! Lee and Ryan circle around favorite topics Aviation & Disasters, unfold President Trump's executive order MAGA-marathon, and Aquarius season vibes Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, it is happening. Your fearless broadcasting brethren, Lee and Ryan are alive and thriving in this action-packed start to 2025. The Chinese are calling 2025 “the Year of Snake”. Of course, you and I know that snakes are evil, deceitful temptresses, a symbol of chaos from the underworld– for god himself speaks these facts in his memoirs  Join Lee and Ryan as they say Goodbye to President C...

🎙️ The Garbage Juice Podcast Election Special Recap! 🎙️ Hold onto your ballots, folks! In this rollicking and utterly unconventional recap, The Garbage Juice Podcast makes a jaw-dropping declaration: You—yes, you, the listener—are now the President! Join Lee and Ryan as they unleash their democracy-fueled energy, dissecting every twist, turn, and meme-worthy moment from the 2024 U.S. presidential...

Halloween plus an election has us totally jazzed up for another prestigious saga. Trump, Kamala, Elon, Franklin the Fryman, and many more ahead... The Accu-Salt 5000 Trump in the NFL Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Canceled flight due to Hurricane Helene, #AirportGate, etc. Mayor Adams, friend or foe to the people? Ellen Degeneres will soon be vindicated… TikTok Eric Adams More Ellen! The Legendary Allman Brothers Band Hurricane Helene Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

64 - Pining Barons Bearing Pets Beneath the Pines (9/16/24) Monday night, September 16th, 2024 This is a special presentation of the Garbage Juice Podcast, with your host, South Florida Lee and Ryan "Sandman" Besand. Ryan's new computer, Jason Stath-man, David Chase and more Sopranos, Trump Vs Kamala, They are eating the pets, and more Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted...

***Special Football Episode*** Lee joins Ryan for a live Fantasy Football draft. Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back listener, we love you and we’ve missed you. Will AI bring UBI to the most irate customers currently in line for Metal Cube Burger Dispensary #0262..?  The video that changed my life this week: Arnold Schwarzenegger does Crossroads by Bone Thugs Where were you in 2000? (I was watching this video and still had hope for a brighter future) Techno Viking (Iconic Fuckparade in Berlin,...

Monday July 29th Link to all images discussed Welcome back listeners, thank you all so very much for joining Lee and Myself on Episode 61. To start things off let me give a big shout-out to our newest Patreon subscribers, Micah and Tyler.  Very much some of the tightest mf’ers around…god will shine brightly on your charitability in this life and the next.  For everyone else, you’re more...

60 - Divinity Unlocked (6/15/2024) Monday July 15th, 2024 “God Bless the U.S.A.” boomed over a speaker — “I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free” — as Trump arrived wearing his own red MAGA hat.  An unusually reflective Trump suggests divine intervention in aftermath of rally shooting At the Trump rally, it was evening sun, songs and blue sky. Then came bullets, screams a...