Galactic Universe Story Tellers

No other intelligent species has evolved as persistence hunters, like humans did. The first time aliens attack and ask us after how many hours we want to take a pause in the impending war, they are rather shocked at the answer... Story by: dutchess_of_erat

It's not so much that "humans are space orcs" as it is "Earth is space Afghanistan" because throughout the galaxy it is known that Earth is where empires go to die Story by: u/Stonewaffle501

Humans finally reach the stars and realize that... We've seen all of this before! Galactic Council? Check. Proud warrior race? Check. Hive mind insects? Check. Frightening space boogeymen? Check. Ancient hyper-advanced Race? Check. And so Humanity ventured forth, knowing exactly what to do. Story by u/Surinical

A thousand years after humanity was accepted into the galactic federation at large, other aliens realized one terrifying fact about them, humans are adaptive creatures. Unlike other races, humans have no qualms about learning alien techniques or integrating new alien technologies to their own. Story by: u/Flexbowls

Your starship was badly damaged during a routine cargo run. Your distress beacon was answered by a ship full of immortal and beautiful people. You now sit at a bar, trying to make heads or tails as to why they won't let you go after your ship was fixed. Story by u/Bill_Bricks

When the alien crew learned that humans will go practically insane and be willing to eat anything or anyone when left without food for too long. It led to aliens frantically trying to feed the human crewmate whenever they said they were hungry Story by u/orange_spartan

Earth is sold on the Galactic Black Market. The Buyer is woefully underprepared to handle how defiant Humanity is. Story by chaingang_chatelaine

In order to integrate humanity into the Galactic Community, The Federation has sent diplomats from species they deem most similar to Humanity. It is not what Humanity expects. Story: u/RaidenX

Aliens have finally discovered Earth - but they're not hostile. They've tasted human food, and they think it's so astonishingly good that Earth is becoming an alien tourist hotspot. Story by: u/that2009weirdemokid

Humans are the only species in the universe with concepts of hatred and vengeance, and this is what makes us so warlike. The galactic council's decision to punish us for exceeding their arbitrary "population cap" backfires HORRIBLY because of this. NOTE: story suddenly stops, Author Stopped at this point and has not resumed.(sorry). Story by u/Shalidar13

Aliens have finally managed to track down the most dangerous being in the galaxy, On earth, hanging out with a bunch of humans because it likes their company. Story by u/Lothungr

After years of sending messages into the void of space humanity finally gets a reply. "Be quiet, They can hear you." Story: IvanDFakkov