Galactic Universe Story Tellers

The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". Story by u/eightsixtwofour

Earth is the only place in the Universe were the rule of survival of the fittest apply, this had given Humanity some unusual advantages in the galactic communities Story by EmanuelFaust

You left your excess carbon in a wet environment and let it bake by a star? Come on man... you know that's how you get humans! Story by u/Iknowthisischeesy

Everyone can become a billionaire within a month", or so I was told. You decide to let a clairvoyant superintelligence pilot your body for a month. As it takes the most optimal path to make you a billionaire, you watch hopelessly in horror. Story by u/Iknowthisischeesy

You're doing gods work," the angel said while handing you a cease & desist letter, "we demand that you stop. Story by SirPiecemaker

Aliens invade earth. To the surprise of humans, the alien's weaponry is pitifully outdated. Story by u/samgalimore

Earth is sold on the Galactic Black Market. The Buyer is woefully underprepared to handle how defiant Humanity is. Story by chaingang_chatelaine

The alien leaders can hear the past of a species like it's music. The Slyth sound like hyms and peaceful chanting, the Goraz sound of drums and whistling. The newest discovered species are the humans and all that can be heard is grinding gears and screaming... Soo much screaming. Story by starryeyedshooter

The attempted assassination of a human dignitary at a galactic summit goes awry. Turns out, many of the conventional toxins in an alien assassin's repertoire include compounds like caffeine, theobromine and capsaicin; lethal to many species, but... less than effective on humans. Story by Gamygyn

Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. Story by dahahawgy

There you are! Took you some time here to get here, i bet your predators made you late.” The owl-like alien exclaimed. The ambassador of humanity looked confused “…What predators?” He asked. “Your species doesn’t have predators? Story by Writteninsanity

Aliens take over the Earth. They then announce that they will be forcing the humans to work a "tyrannical" 4 hours a day 4 days a week in exchange for basic rights like housing. Needless to say they are very confused when the humans celebrate their new alien overlords. Story by True_Falsity

You, a Human, have been sentenced to death on an alien planet. The method of execution: gas chamber. However, the compound used in executions, Tetrahydrocannabinol, isn't quite as lethal to humans as your executioners expect. Story by TenderTrain

Aliens always respawn minutes after death. It's a common prank for aliens to kill each other for a laugh. When they discover Earth, they kill millions of humans, thinking it's a humorous way of greeting this new species, but for some reason, the humans aren't laughing... Story by Hipnog

Humans were just discovered by the intergalactic community right after they defeated the Maw, a terrible species fueled by hunger. No one knows how they did it. That is why they called you to the gathering of great species, to explain how the humans defeated those terrible monster. Story by Ecstatic-Class278

The goddess of humanity was the smallest and gentlest of all the races’ guardian deities... How did humans become the most destructive species?” “They looked into an infinity of malicious gods and declared that they would protect her. And now she lives in fear of her children. Story by TinyBard

The Earth suddenly comes to a complete stop and every being on the planet hears “you have arrived in Sector 375, please wait to disembark the craft. Story by u/IrregularHumanBeing

 "Your job is simple, you make them scan their badges if a scan fails or they refuse shoot them immediatly, no matter what. If there is an alarm ignore and mute it, don't call anyone. If it's dark or foggy and you see something humanoid but not really human scorch it outright." Story by u/SirPiecemaker

Humans aren't actually space Orcs, they're space Orcas. For most, they're a social, playful species. For their prey, however, the evil shit Humans can conjure up to hurt and destroy them is terrifying. Story by u/eveprog

Humans left Earth a long time ago. In their place, dogs have evolved to be the new sentient species, but they never lost their love of humankind. Their technology has finally caught up to space travel, and they take to the stars in search of their human precursors. Story by u/Permatato

The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus inside every single human. Centuries into the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don’t stay dead easily. Story by u/SilasCrane

The galactic community has betrayed the Sol system and Humanity is being pressed from all sides. Their backs against the wall with no options they unleash something extremely terrifying for their own survival... Story by u/Strict_Solid1650

We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against them Story by BobbleWrap

By intergalactic law, wars between species cannot be fought in reality. Instead, representatives must battle in the mind with soldiers conjured by imagination. This is the true reason Earth has not yet been conquered by technologically superior aliens. Some need to learn the hard way. Story by: u/newfypuppie

The reason NASA is working so hard to get us off earth is because, they early on used their technology to explore the oceans and what they found down there has them racing to get humanity off this planet ASAP. Story by: u/HangryHangryHipHoe