Gabbing with Babish

We talk about Carbonara and NOTHING ELSE except for a couple things that are kinda hard to talk about? Also Eames chairs: how many does Jon own? FOLLOW. THE. MONEY. Whatever just listen we talk about everyone’s favorite pasta dish that definitely involves garlic: carmanarnar. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithba...

Our good friend Alon Elian returns for the Seinfeld special! On this episode Jon asks the world's dumbest question, Alon spits some bullshit about BLT's, and Joe officially makes the worst joke ever heard on the pod. Also two very important questions get discussed; who gets credit for Seinfeld and are cruise ships boats? Listen and find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbin...

It’s a Simpson’s Ep! Waffles, Pancakes, or French Toast? Your answer determines your social standing (shoutout UpYourButtPod). College sports are briefly discussed for some reason. Fux witchaboiz and come get this hot breakfast discush. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

On this week's episode Joe is losing weight, James is not, and Jon ponders whether the Boyz will ever make 10 million dollars. They won't. That one is pretty easy to answer. This episode barely stays on the rails. Enjoy!

First-time guest Joe Striks brings on fellow first-time guest Alon Elian! In Babish's South Park special, we're talkin' Chef's chocolate salty balls, Cartman's Scott Tenorman's Parents chili, and Randy Marsh's creme fraiche. Alon reveals his dastardly time machine plan. A potential Patreon war is afoot. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronic...

The Boyz welcome a new guest, the ever affable Alon Elian! Alon immediately mispronounces 'Babish' which is unacceptable, PUT RESPECT ON HIS NAME! Also, Joe has only had Ramen once, Alon extols the virtues of cooking for 8 hours, and Jon is designated the Cake Jew. Plus, eating in the boudoir, is it only for hairless people? Yes. Yes it is.

Our first non-canon episode! Joe's blood pressure comes into question (it's better now, though), the boys implore Andrew to come on the pod, Christian Slater’s probable friendship with Billy Zane, and much more! Yo, also, American Pie is MAD problematic in retrospect.

On today's episode James gets engaged, Jon makes a tasteless joke about Anthony Bourdain (RIP in peace), and Joe once again burps on mic. The Boyz discuss shitty Rick & Morty fans and the merits of the various McDonald's dipping sauces. Also, what is your ideal nugget number?

Name a more perfect sandwich than the Cubano. You can’t. Let us tell you why. There’s also an Oasis derailment, anger at Babish’s lack of garlic press, and a discussion about the Dyson guy’s fetish for his own products. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz discuss another show none of them have seen. James and Jon threaten Joe with violence, Jon gets left out, and James hates sous-vide. Also, do animals have souls?

Our vocabularies and kitchen knowledge are not nearly sufficient for this thing where we talk about things that happen in the kitchen. NONETHELESS: submit your WLT (white liquid theory) jingles, like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz achieve goal #1 of the podcast and may finally be on Da Gawd Babish's radar. Joe doesn't know what Huevos Rancheros is, how deep does his bean ignorance go? Also, Jon loves dark jokes and James has no idea what a skillet is. Like and subscribe!!!

Wet vegetables are GROSS, folks. Short & sweet, straight to the point: would you take a bite of Natalie Portman? No fingers, can't cop out on fingers or toes, you coward.

Jon doesn't know how to introduce the show and he continues to disappoint James and Joe with his limited pop culture exposure. The Boyz are oddly intrigued by the gross recipes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as Babish continues to flex on the haters. And finally the Boyz go on to discover a new exception to the nearly impenetrable White Liquid Theory.

eBaumsworld uber alles! Why are we talking about anything except microwaving donuts? Go microwave a donut and fucking LIVE, you fools. Also we are the Cake Boys now.

On this week's episode, the Babish Boyz become the Strudel Dudes to discuss the delicious-looking apple strudel from Quentin Tarantino's 'Inglourious Basterds.' Jon's White Liquid Theory remains unimpeachable in the face of James's designation of whipped cream as 'stank milk' and the Boyz wonder, what is hasenpfeffer?

LeBron James, GO ON THE POD. Let’s talk about the FOOD you’ll enjoy in DETROIT haha jk save yourself bud go have fun out there. Anyway we mostly talk about basketball and friendship in this one, sorry Gabgang.

Joe tries the patience of James and Jon while Babish flexes on all the haters. The Boyz discuss ASMR, dicing veggies, and whether or not tomatillos are toxic. Plus, Italian is a dumb language.

Quentin Tarantino made a movie about Samuel L. “Sam” Jackson eating a burger and nothing else happens in the movie. We’re sorry for talking about your feet, Uma Thurman.

Joe hates Elf because he hates life, James disses people with a sweet tooth, and the Boyz break down which Pop-Tart reigns supreme. Plus, do we need marshmallows?

Joe shoehorns what ends up being a Jesse Ventura impression. The Boyz start their own “Hour Children” foundations and they’re ALL bad! Also, eggs.

Adam Sandler’s career: a retrospective. JK, but Jon and Joe take unfortunate stabs at Walken impressions then we get Back 2 Bread & Babish Bitz. Mark? MAAAAARK.

The 'Goodfellas' prison sauce is made and discussed. Tensions run high as Jon reveals that he didn't love 'Goodfellas', Joe's ignorance of 90's alt-rock becomes glaringly apparent, and James has a conniption.

'Friends' is overrated, James loves killing animals because it’s what God commands, and how many people have to die to make Joe’s beloved Donettes? Plus Joe and James kick Jon out of his own apartment.

This jawnscription will be jawn heavy because while much of Philadelphia is weird and mean, the word ‘jawn’ is an excellent cultural jawntribution. The Jawnish Boyz go in on Rocky movies, ketchup, mayo, and ketchup & mayo. Summer’s around the corner, don’t forget to mow your jawn. Fuck you just listen.