Todd Michael Haggerty

Fur Steak

Comedy EN ↓ 23 episodes

Is it a comedy or a tragedy? It’s Fur Steak with Todd Michael Haggerty, a misplaced human. Email me at mail@fursteak.no Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Todd Michael Haggerty

Episodes

Episode 22 - I Accidentally Glued My Dickhole Shut Again 16.06.2026 33:01

world is out-weirding me. phantom smells and chlamydia. old man butthole. unsolicited gym advice. mensfoss. i love my car. i hate fist bumps. camping is great if you're homeless. confrontation at McD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 21 - Sauna Friendly 17.05.2026 39:58

brushes with hollywood. my gym has a sauna. making bad things worse. the opportunity in new information. christ, i hope i'm just about done giving time and thought to this wretched man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 20 - Lost Time 12.04.2026 29:28

Valentine's Sushi. Super Bowl. Go Seahawks. Some Orange Asshole. Everything Is Australia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 19 - New Beginnings 11.01.2026 27:12

Back from a bit of a hiatus, and diving right into the New Year, medical leave, badasses who never die until they're dead, death in general, eating on the toilet, the Great American Bumblefuck, and forgiving Cain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fur Steak Christmas Song Showcase: "The Gift Of Giving (Up)" 06.12.2025 4:17

I tried to make a Christmas song. The more i listen, the less i like it. LYRICS: I'm not gonna yell at my kids today unless they do something i don't like it's christmas time i'm not gonna do amphetamines unless i get really really tired i'm christmas high And when it feels like i don't have much to give There's one thing i can give to you It's the gift of giving Up. I'm not gonna talk about polit...

Episode 18 - The Mother Of The World 24.10.2025 33:23

This show has won no awards and probably won't. But there will be: music, and ants, and heaven, and sudoku, and stuff like that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 17 - Just When I Think You Can't get Any Randomer 10.10.2025 31:26

shit, i don't even know. there's cats, and mariachi, and a birthday, and linguistics, and a concerning amount of sex sounds. i dunno... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 16 - Best In Show, But Still Not Great 21.09.2025 39:32

let's see... guns. cats. dogs. humans that lack the dignity of cats and dogs. kayaking. ghost hunting in the age of "dear god, you can't actually be this stupid." surprisingly little yelling. recorded before Kirk was shot, released well after. not changing a thing. Todd Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 15 - I Undress, And I Digress 17.08.2025 57:04

I'm back! tiger woods et al. i barf radio prideful bbq Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 14 - My Kingdom For A Hearse 18.05.2025 39:12

Still aging, so that's good, right? Language: a little learning is a dangerous thing. I forget what else is in this episode, but it probably ain't good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 13 - Jesus Needs A Spa Day 27.04.2025 36:05

Easter. The Spa. Drunk DMs to (former) neo-nazis. Drunk emails to toilet manufacturers. America losing its goddamn mind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 12 - The Ivory Gates 15.03.2025 28:24

I talk. The Ivory Gates. I talk a little bit more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 11 - Dangerously Close To Dancing 06.03.2025 36:25

Murder Fantasties. Vaguely Political Misgivings Finding Inspiration Somehow (RIP Gift Of Gab) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 10 - Old AF 02.02.2025 30:46

Skiing. I feel old AF. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 9 - Burn 'Em All 09.01.2025 23:16

falling down 'n' stuff. burning dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 8 - Probably Too Much Penis 07.12.2024 39:20

Blarg's Time Capsule 2017. Stalin. It's Not An Act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 7 - Against My Better Judgement 07.11.2024 24:10

Although he knows it's probably a bad idea, Todd talks briefly about the U.S. election and the general political/social atmosphere. Not a very funny episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 6 - Donate Your Unused Dreams 20.10.2024 43:04

Todd whinges a bit. Dreamgivers Foundation. Hitler. Life in the Simulation. Gyatt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 5 - My First Talk With Lyndsie Alguire 23.09.2024 44:08

here's me and lyndsie trying to figure each other out. sound is balls on my end, but i'm learning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 4 - Ground Control to Mr. Hockeycock 15.07.2024 38:00

My name is dumb. May 17th. LinkedIn for beginners. Nirvana. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 3 - Vår... Spring is Ours! 25.05.2024 44:05

PSA. Cuff Buffers. Get Zen. Mouth Jazz. Blarg Talks. Adele. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 2 - Påske: East, Easter, Eastest 09.04.2024 29:42

Yelling. The almost jumper. Easter. Foreskin. Bieber. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 1 - Mission Statement? 03.03.2024 37:24

I'm Todd Haggerty. I'm an American. I live in Norway. I try my best to turn my brain-thoughts into mouth-words. You don't have to know anything about Norway or the USA to dislike this podcast, but it may help. email me: mail@fursteak.no Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.