Fully Grown Homos Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Someone forgot to hit record, which tells you everything you need to know about the energy of this chat. We’re tired, it’s winter, the house is mid-move, the dogs are everywhere, and somehow that turns into one of those nights where the banter is unfiltered and the conversation keeps swerving in the best way.  We try a new “headlines” format and give it the Fully Grown Homos treat...

Send us Fan Mail A single question can expose everything: when did you first send a naughty pic, and who got it? We go there with Miami back in the room and Brittany joining us for the first time, and the stories are as funny as they are painfully relatable. From early-phone nudes to Grindr-era habits, we unpack the angles, the nerves, the “no face pics” rules, and the near-disasters of almost sen...

Send us Fan Mail Your brain wants a hit, your body wants connection, and sometimes those two don’t line up. We get real about the link between ADHD and sex, from dopamine chasing and novelty seeking to impulsive choices that can feel like autopilot in the moment and brutal in the comedown. If you’ve ever wondered why you can be intensely driven one day and totally flat the next, you’re not alone,...

Send us Fan Mail You can tell a lot about people by what they laugh at and what they can’t handle, and we put that to the test with margaritas in hand and a topic Brittany dared us to touch: feet. We get into foot fetishes without pretending everyone should be into them, unpack what “shrimping” means, and argue our way through toe rings, from trashy vs tasteful to the cultural and spiritual meanin...

Send us Fan Mail Your first impression feels like a fact, until it isn’t. We start with absolute chaos, the kind where a single text thread can jump from oranges to milk to margaritas, then land on a surprisingly real question: do first impressions actually last, or do they just tell you what mood you were in that day?  With Miami back on the mic, we roll through weekly wrap highs and lows, includ...

Send us Fan Mail We bounce from life admin and weekend updates into a surprisingly deep look at how gyms became a key part of gay culture, from ancient Greece to modern locker rooms. We unpack fitness, body image, cruising etiquette, and the pet peeves that make us properly lose it.  • PrEP timing, on-demand dosing, and staying on top of scripts  • Caravan and camping show highlights, gear temptat...

Send us Fan Mail We hit record from the back of a Toyota HiAce parked above Manly Beach, and somehow that turns into the exact kind of reset we both needed. It’s Anzac Day weekend, the dogs are along for the ride, and we’re doing a one-night “van test” to see what works, what’s uncomfortable, and what needs upgrading before bigger adventures. Between coffee, a cracking sunrise, and scouting the be...

Send us Fan Mail We disappeared for a bit, and life absolutely filled the gap. So we’re back with a proper catch-up: the Blacktown rodeo in Western Sydney, the vibe in the stands, the ridiculous bits, the good bits, and the kind of people-watching that reminds you why leaving the house is worth it. We also talk mates on big trips, including Mexico (and how wrong our assumptions were once we saw th...

Send us Fan Mail We planned a birthday treat. We accidentally built a full-blown wellness obstacle course. From a Penrith rooftop catch-up to an 8am start, we hand the whole schedule to Miami and agree to “anything”, which is brave talk until you’re staring down two reformer Pilates classes back to back. The day turns into a proper reset: compression therapy boots that are definitely “one size fit...

Send us Fan Mail Step into Sydney’s Fair Day with us and feel how a community festival can be equal parts celebration and survival kit. We walked the grounds, gathered stories, and stitched together a day where drag kings share a bill with doctors, and history stands shoulder to shoulder with prevention. First, Professor Richard Tillman breaks down anal cancer in plain language—who’s most at risk,...

Send us Fan Mail Sun on our faces, spa humming, and a sea breeze that made everything feel lighter—we hit record from the Oasis Bar on Royal Caribbean’s Anthem of the Seas and unpack the kind of cruise that wins you over with little surprises. Think: a balcony that turned into a sunrise cinema for the GoPro, a refreshment package that made the smoothie bar the sleeper MVP, and entertainment that d...

Send us Fan Mail Ever walked past a sauna door and wondered what really happens inside? We take you beyond the towel into the culture, safety, and quiet language of sex‑on‑premises venues. From first-time nerves to reading the room, we unpack the etiquette that helps you find a good time without losing your boundaries. We begin with the why: SOP venues exist because they’re safer, structured alter...

Send us Fan Mail Want the kind of relationship talk that’s honest, useful, and a little bit unhinged? We’re diving headfirst into desire: why long‑term couples slip into sexless ruts, how “duty sex” chips away at intimacy, and what it takes to reignite actual want without shame or pressure. Miami jumps in with us to unpack foreplay, context, and effort—especially where women’s desire is more conte...

Send us Fan Mail Start the year with a gut check: are you being loving, or just keeping the peace? We kick off with a cheeky New Year catch‑up—house renos, birthday dinners, and a hilariously bad club night—then dive headfirst into a bigger question that touches every relationship: what does “living a lie” look like, and how do you stop doing it without blowing up your life? We map the quiet ways...

Send us Fan Mail A summer holiday can hold both shock and sparkle. We start by unpacking the terror attack at Bondi—what we saw unfold in real time, why rushed reporting amplified confusion, and how hate harms whole communities. We share where our solidarity sits, how to talk about religion without tarring entire cultures, and the very real mental health ripples that follow mass trauma. From first...

Send us Fan Mail A Saturday night with Miami back in the studio means trouble—in the best, filthiest, most unfiltered way. We start with freeballing, sleep habits, and why bras are a love-hate relationship, then veer into the messy joy of attraction at work and that unmistakable big energy you can spot a mile away. It’s irreverent, honest, and exactly the vibe you need when curiosity outweighs dec...

Send us Fan Mail A wild Sydney night out set the scene, but what stayed with us was a question we couldn’t shake: does foreskin really matter? We lean into the laughs and the awkward bits to unpack circumcision with clear eyes—how it began, who still does it, what the science says, and why porn and peer norms skew how we think about “normal” downstairs. Expect personal stories, a few saucy bathroo...

Send us Fan Mail Clothes feel strange after four days of sun, rain, and 375 men learning how to be at home in their skin. We headed to Naked Camp expecting a laugh and a few workshops; we came back with calmer nervous systems, new friends, and a sturdier sense of consent and connection. We talk about the nuts and bolts first: a diverse organising committee, space that actually supports mingling, a...

Send us Fan Mail Sun, rain, and 385 men later, we walked away from Naked Man Camp with sand in our shoes, sore cheeks from laughing, and a renewed sense of what queer community can feel like. This isn’t just tents and discos. It’s consent-first workshops, big-hearted conversations, and a culture where strangers become chosen family over a weekend. We paint the scene from the ground up: a campsite...

Send us Fan Mail Planning a four-day camp with 300 naked men has a way of clarifying what really matters: safety, consent, laughter, and spaces where queer people can breathe. We’re heading to Naked Man Camp at Wiseman’s Ferry and pulling back the curtain on what the event is actually like—glamping and powered sites, 40 workshops, riverfront downtime, and a welcoming mix of ages and identities. It...

Send us Fan Mail A four-day “quick break” became a full-bodied story about place, Pride, and the people who keep communities alive. We start with a happy accident—booking Maitland instead of Newcastle—and land in a spotless, genuinely pet‑friendly stay where the front desk maps out the best eats and slyly warns us off a chipless kebab. Between pub couches and old-world facades, we stumble into a l...

Send us Fan Mail Sunshine, great food, and a cheeky Grinder tone over a loudspeaker set the stage for a bigger conversation: what actually happens to shame when the body is treated as ordinary rather than scandalous? We open with our romp through the Good Food & Wine Show—standout Greek bites, a crush-worthy stop at SOHI Distillery, and the kind of easy banter that only happens when friends ga...

Send us Fan Mail We set out to compare gay and straight sex and ended up building a practical, funny field guide to first times, technique, consent, and why culture matters more than labels. Miami returns with big laughs, useful tips, and unfiltered stories that make the awkward feel normal and the normal feel exciting. • guest Miami returns, relaxed and ready to share • first times unpacked, pain...

Send us Fan Mail What happens when two gay men venture into a BDSM femdom night at their regular sauna? More education and eye-opening experiences than they bargained for! When our friends Bonnie and Clyde expressed curiosity about checking out a sex-on-premises venue, we decided to conduct a reconnaissance mission to Sydney's Arrows. But instead of our usual Sunday men-only visit, we opted f...

Send us Fan Mail What price would you put on your sexuality? In this candid episode, Dave and Matt peel back the curtain on the fascinating world of "gay-for-pay" pornography while sharing their recent adventures as fully grown homos navigating Sydney's gay scene. The journey begins with updates on Dave's ongoing home renovations before diving into a Father's Day outing th...