Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Author

Fully Functional Parents

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Lyric Lowdown: Blinded by the Light! 19.06.2025

Public bathrooms and long haul truckers!

For Katie! The Most Thankless Job Ever! 18.06.2025

Chair of the school fundraiser!

A Beer Run in College! 17.06.2025

An Oldie but a Goodie!

Toupee for Today! 16.06.2025

Our next business opportunity!

Priests: The Marrying Kind?! 13.06.2025

Arrowheads everywhere!!

Chopped Liver! Gefilte Fish! Culinary Delights!! 12.06.2025

An oldie but goodie cause we’ve been too busy to be funny!!

Aaron’s Decluttering Tip! 10.06.2025

Collectibles!

The Archives! I’m A Dollar Bill: Disney’s Next Big Hit! 07.06.2025

And save those dollars! You don’t need to buy things!!

Cut Your Fingernails! 06.06.2025

And I’m looking at your thumb!!

Anxiety! The Pledge of Allegiance! Monika! 05.06.2025

Not funny but it’s something!

Sweaty in Public?’ How Rude! 03.06.2025

And a big ass bag under my eye?!

How Rude! Jar Jar Binks Stole Steph’s Catchphrase!! 02.06.2025

And we went camping!

Grammar Time! Brought to You by Miriam Websterwitz! 30.05.2025

Doing good! Not well.

A Number Between 68 and 70: Nice! 29.05.2025

Clickbait: jail breaks! And innuendo that just doesn’t need to happen!

Rotisserie Chicken! It Swept The Nation! 28.05.2025

And my mom on motorcycles?! And despite what David says, Elios is horrendous!!

Weenie Football! (David and his Goofball High School Friends!) 27.05.2025

We debate MD vs PhD! And David’s friends are misfits!

Selecting Beer on Principle! 26.05.2025

Drinking 42N and regretting it!

The Archives! Monster Windshield! 24.05.2025

An award winning podcast? Screenwriters? Power Walkers? What CANT FFP Do?! Oh, and we’re in a band!!

Spoiler Alert! David’s Watching Star Wars! 23.05.2025

And get ready future daughter in law, I’m gifting you my negligee!

We Can See What You’re Doing In Your Car, You Sickos!! 22.05.2025

And writing hate notes in the carpet!

Is Your Ring Off While You Read Your Playboy?! 21.05.2025

Some oldies for you!!

RFK Jr. on Naked and Afraid! 20.05.2025

A Mother’s Day hike in sewage!

Davey! So Happy You Were Born! 19.05.2025

A very very heartfelt message! It’s better than a card!

The Archives! YOU’RE THE BEST! 18.05.2025

Lies we tell!!

Growing Up In NYC Wearing Sweaters! 15.05.2025

Comb overs! David’s dad! Being a stenographer!

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