Fully Functional Parents
Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
No, Charmin! We Won’t Enjoy the Go! 06.08.2025 11:44
Toilet paper!!
A Vain Off! 05.08.2025 12:28
Who is more vain than me? Not David!
Ellen DeGeneres and Teenagers: You’re Canceled!! 04.08.2025 18:12
Lots of rage! Be prepared !
That Last Pickle! 01.08.2025 13:54
The resolution of the cliffhanger!
Oh! That’s What “Indoor Yard Work” Means! And a cliffhanger!! 31.07.2025 10:14
The reveal: tomorrow!!
The Meditations Of Marcus Arnold Aurelius Schwarzenegger!! 29.07.2025 16:10
Stop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!
Did We Just Win Powerball?! 28.07.2025 8:54
Maybe! Maybe we did!!
I See What You’re Watching! 25.07.2025 9:32
And other stuff seen on a plane!! Sexy Zodiac! And Blow your nose!!
Penis Bibs! and Taking a Limo to Red Lobster! 22.07.2025 11:11
I’m on a business trip so I’m posting old episodes! Deal with it! And this is a good one!
Torturing Teachers and Roommates! 19.07.2025 15:43
Archives! And Bubble Gum Bubble Gum in a dish- again!!
Lick the Drip!! and Weighted Vests?? 17.07.2025 13:00
Scooping the cream and bone health!
A Frank Lloyd Wright Masterpiece! and On the Air with Bill Burns!! 16.07.2025 18:56
No editing here!!
Parenting: The Musical (Dinner Theater!) 14.07.2025 12:04
To be performed at Bobby Js! see you there!!
Being Forced to Eat Coleslaw at a Buffalo Bills Tailgate?! 13.07.2025 9:36
The archives! David can’t shake his fear!
Generated Perfect Thoughts: Putting the GPT in ChatGPT 11.07.2025 13:33
Bunch of really boring topics – I push back on bad work jokes, we fret about our kid and his engagement with ChatGPT.
WAG! Of Coach Dave! 09.07.2025 13:55
And OJ approved?! What are you thinking?!
I AM Ina Garten! ?? 07.07.2025 19:08
And David’s reformed!
You Think You’re Having A Bad Day at Work?! 04.07.2025 16:23
Go to Whole Foods and talk to Sarah in the deli! And take a compliment!
The Shame of Watching Sally Jessy Raphael! 03.07.2025 15:52
Rerun week continues! And we feel guilty for laughing along to women who don’t know their babies fathers! And David’s Dads Golf Balls!
Greasy Skin, Thinning Hair! Let’s Try Steroids! Together! 01.07.2025 10:53
An archived episode! We recorded this while we were in London in 2023! 2023!!
Marco Polo Is Sick of the Name Calling! 27.06.2025 12:08
And I am too!
DWI: David Lies to Me! By Omission!! 26.06.2025 12:07
Crocs again! And nails in fingers!
I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs! 24.06.2025 13:14
Top 100 lists of all time: who cares?!
EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You! 23.06.2025 15:47
And we had another party with our friends!!!
David’s Mouth Guitar! 20.06.2025 10:01
My favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!
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