FULL CIRCUS

Tristan continues his double feature by rolling right into a story of cops, juices, and lots of staring. He then brags about his incredible reflexes, before laughing at Shark Tank, and getting excited about the Fall season!

Tristan starts off the first part of his double feature, talking about shopping for shorts.. then continues into his distaste for ON THE SPOT donations, and argues the monetary value of half pants.

Tristan dives into his lack of care in politics once again. Before covering his distaste for the movie The Little Things, and all movies with endings alike. He also briefly makes insensitive comments about diabetics, and wishes he wasn't always thinking out loud.

Tristan returns, furious about the curtain debate. He then speaks about his Grandfather's Birthday, the dynamics of personality, speed, calendars, a new passion project, and a whole lot more in this episode of Full Circus!

Tristan updates the podcast setup, while also telling the story of his haircut, and the multiple chores and errands he is sent on.

LUXURY. CLASS. AND SENSE OF DIGNITY. These are all words critics have chosen to use about every podcast, except.. this one.. BUT WHO CARES?! Tristan has poured endless amounts of money into equipment and a brand new podcast set. Was he fully prepared to show it off? Nope! but the comes on the talk about equipment, jury duty, voting, eating healthy, and way much more. Welcome. To the new era of FUL...

Tristan is on the absolute verge of creating a podcast episode, and ultimately decides to. Covering such topics as; Surfboard rentals, bad weather, caffeine, sickness, emotions, and German canines. Don't be on the verge of listening in, just do.

Back in the booth with ample space for madness, Tristan talks about his first narration experience, golfing with pride, spending too much money on deals, and gets a little sidetracked with his gesticulation.

Hot on the trails of a podcast Tristan just performed that didn't record, he steps into the booth with nothing but his imagination. He tells the stories of fighting dogs, pondering hygiene, an ambulance that takes a corn break. He also goes on to theorize on the possible reasons behind the recent uptick in road kill, square roombas, the Gift of Gab and much more!

Tristan starts the show off with comfort and compassion, before recalling his experiences watching dogs, staying up too late, the 4th of July, hot dog eating contests, stolen shirts, and more.

After getting sick, Tristan takes the necessary POSTcautions to prevent ever falling ill again. He also covers habits, addictions, Johnny Depp, wasting money, and more!

Tristan has contracted the covid-19 virus, and has had some trouble breathing, but what he is more upset about is his runny nose. He covers his symptoms, stubbornness, and fails.

Tristan gets notified of his 25 minute timer that he has to perform a podcast and immediately bounce. He talks really fast (duh) and goes over such topics as: Set Life, Hair-Care, Funerals, Sleep, and more! 

Tristan Sartoris, self-proclaimed good guy, details the inner workings of his life. Including stains, purposely annoying other drivers, and crooked necks. 

The upstanding stoic, Tristan Sartoris takes the to the land and presents to you a respectable and mature podcast. He speaks on such matters as: Personal Outlook, Self Care, Lack of REM Cycles, Beef Distribution, and Quantum Mechanics. Thank you for your time.

Riding upon the high notes of the angels. Tristan comes in with magical falsetto. He talks about winning arguments, set-life, health, airsofting against real warriors, and more in this all new musical episode of Full Circus!

Tristan hops into the booth way ahead of schedule and zero material. Can he make up enough stuff on the spot to bologna his way through the show? 

Tristan returns to do the podcast at 5:30am, and stumbles through an episode. No one is quite sure what he talks about or how he covers it.

Tristan returns with an all new Sit-Down Comedy special, and takes a halfway relaxed approach into being open and honest about his current state of mind. He tells stories of covid tests, overwhelming, moody scrapbooks and rowdy deaf neighbors. 

Tristan tells a story of excitement and dread. The chilling tale of someone out of gas. While also covering his recent experience as extra as vague as possible. Have fun!

Tristan rolls into the booth at a classy 3am, and stumbles through a short episode of the podcast.

Tristan returns to the scene, demanding prayers, and instilling fear into all those who do not already fear the Easter Bunny. He also covers a candy smuggling ring, Dirt Bike chases, and burnt quesadilla. Enjoy.

Sir Tristan, of the handsome lands of beardness. Returns to talk about some fun adventures in dashing, names, and logs. He also talks about audiobooks, and powerful gym equipment.

APRIL FOOLS! By PRANK LAW, I cannot reveal what is in this episode, so.. have fun!

In this episode Tristan tries his hardest to be relaxed and unprepared, and succeeds none of the time. Talking about Spring, Cleaning, Collections, and more!