FULL CIRCUS

Tristan has contracted the covid-19 virus, and has had some trouble breathing, but what he is more upset about is his runny nose. He covers his symptoms, stubbornness, and fails.

Tristan gets notified of his 25 minute timer that he has to perform a podcast and immediately bounce. He talks really fast (duh) and goes over such topics as: Set Life, Hair-Care, Funerals, Sleep, and more! 

Tristan Sartoris, self-proclaimed good guy, details the inner workings of his life. Including stains, purposely annoying other drivers, and crooked necks. 

The upstanding stoic, Tristan Sartoris takes the to the land and presents to you a respectable and mature podcast. He speaks on such matters as: Personal Outlook, Self Care, Lack of REM Cycles, Beef Distribution, and Quantum Mechanics. Thank you for your time.

Riding upon the high notes of the angels. Tristan comes in with magical falsetto. He talks about winning arguments, set-life, health, airsofting against real warriors, and more in this all new musical episode of Full Circus!

Tristan hops into the booth way ahead of schedule and zero material. Can he make up enough stuff on the spot to bologna his way through the show? 

Tristan returns to do the podcast at 5:30am, and stumbles through an episode. No one is quite sure what he talks about or how he covers it.

Tristan returns with an all new Sit-Down Comedy special, and takes a halfway relaxed approach into being open and honest about his current state of mind. He tells stories of covid tests, overwhelming, moody scrapbooks and rowdy deaf neighbors. 

Tristan tells a story of excitement and dread. The chilling tale of someone out of gas. While also covering his recent experience as extra as vague as possible. Have fun!

Tristan rolls into the booth at a classy 3am, and stumbles through a short episode of the podcast.

Tristan returns to the scene, demanding prayers, and instilling fear into all those who do not already fear the Easter Bunny. He also covers a candy smuggling ring, Dirt Bike chases, and burnt quesadilla. Enjoy.

Sir Tristan, of the handsome lands of beardness. Returns to talk about some fun adventures in dashing, names, and logs. He also talks about audiobooks, and powerful gym equipment.

APRIL FOOLS! By PRANK LAW, I cannot reveal what is in this episode, so.. have fun!

In this episode Tristan tries his hardest to be relaxed and unprepared, and succeeds none of the time. Talking about Spring, Cleaning, Collections, and more!

Tristan opens the show fired up about the disrespect St. Patty has received. He also covers the Browns, Weather, and the "Bank O' Smiles." Tune in!

Happiest of birthdays, and the upmost congratlation..ests? of anniversaries! Full Circus is officially one year old, and we're celebrating on the podcast today with amazing thankful speeches, balloons, haircuts, and more. We truly spared no expense.

Hollywood comes back to the booth to detail the inner windings of being a salesman. It involves a whole lot of trash, and denial. A run in with a cross eyed gun lovin' man, and how nicknames can be forged from the ashes of deception. Enjoy.

Tristan returns from a long week of bowl movement, to bowl stoppage, to straight work, to no work, and everything in between. He is out of the loop thanks to his crappy calendar, but that doesn't stop him from stepping in the booth on whatever day this is..

Tristan comes onto the show under immense bowel stress, and still strives to deliver a comedic performance... but mostly just talks about his poop. You're welcome.

Mr. Vshh, the fastest talking, straight to the non comprehensive point, strikes again. Talking about speed, thoughts, Valentine's Day, coaching, the Dutch, and more! 

Tristan returns without his figurative slippers, whilst still wearing his luxurious physical slippers. Avoiding the grown up world, and indulging in various acts of laziness. He tells the story of his recent licensing exam, issues, wordle, pig hearts, and more!

The most irresponsible man turns most responsible with mature and grown up conversations, including; weather, dogs, jobs, slippers, and more. CAN I GET AN AMEN!?

Tristan opens up the show by telling you to stick around until the end, where the content gets spicy. He covers crappy situations, great conversation, personality quizzes, salesman morbidness, and more!

Tristan returns to the AM version of the podcast, coming out of the gates strong in addressing the fact that he is not to be taken seriously, wise, and or intelligent. All individuals seeking mature and appropriate responses to current events, shall look elsewhere. ALSO, he covers a sales job offer, commercials, therapy, self compassion, competitive drive, and poor sleep.

Tristan reports onto scene late into the AM hours. He has a lot to say, and is running out of air quick, so he doesn't have much time to say it! He talks about birthdays, acting teachers, therapy, and more!