FULL CIRCUS

In an effort to seem put together, Tristan builds a new desk, and immediately clutters it with junk. Join in the conversation of Batmen, Winter Weight, and Bad Handshakes!   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Sleep deprived, Tristan eats 6 cookies and starts the show! Airing out his frustrations, trying to cheer up the dmv, comments on the inauguration's spell casting attempts, homeschoolism and some other stuff I'm sure..   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Cold and barely managing, Tristan survives his dry eyes to tell you his current tales, and headlines of inauguration, the switch 2, tiktok bans, and the LAFD fire department.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan battles his furnace being out, while recounting some recent tales of the elderly, and some other stuff as he flounders trying to think warm thoughts.

Is 2025 your year?? Are you shooting for the moon, or just trying to eat a McRib? Tristan discusses his unlofty goals for this year, and gives out some half baked advice to anyone that needs it. There's also some other stuff in there, y'know? HAPPY NEW YEAR!   #newyears #resolutions

Holiday recap, battling character growth, taking a stand against sprinkles, and so much more that Tristan cannot be held accountable for.

It's Christmas TIME, while Tristan recounts his beef with santa, recent embarassments, and basically blames the lack of magic on everyone else?

Tristan tells the tales of his weird encounters, embracing the cold, and how unfortunate it can be to call the wrong hotline.

Tristan runs from the police, does a bad job at pretending to be cold, and bombs an important session.   Wanna Write to The Show??: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan tells the tale of THE DEAL. While remaining grateful for noise, and pie, he also accidentally incites violence but quickly retracts it? Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris   #blackfriday #thanksgiving #story

Tristan is out of it, and throwing out gold stars and celebratory cookies to those that can answer his rhetorical questions.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris  

Tristan breaks his new macbook, before wandering into the spiraling mess that is Facebook Marketplace. People walk into his home unannounced. He almost harms the elderly, he gets the elderly fired, but most importantly, he opened a door for a grandma and clings to this single good deed as his defining characteristic. 

Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.

In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Back in the new studio, with new stories, new complaints, and new convenient inconveniences.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

This didn't go according to ANY plan..

Impressive to even have an ego with this many technical difficulties. Tristan recaps this week's awkward moments, answers questions, and drops hints about a new surprise... shh Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

He didn't have the patience for a description.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan boldly proclaims he's the chosen one, and faces immediate repercussions... Lord bless his arrogance.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

He thought he was safe.. but the evil dairy wizards have struck back. Tristan covers his recent trying times of milk damage, loss of money, loss of time, and why he isn't fit to give advice.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com 

Stories of bombing jokes, gym memberships, tales from the dollar store and his new tiktok diagnosed autism.

Tristan brags about how humble he is with his chain and being scammed by his car insurance. He also covers the recent headlines of Disney, The Olympics and Snow White with uneducated takes. You want all that with a side of needless vamping? Come along!