FULL CIRCUS

Money can be returned, time.. cannot. Which leads to impulsive purchases, bad mufflers, no social media presence and an uphappy movie audience.. or so Tristan says.

With no time, Tristan recounts being puppeted into work, and an absolute lack of patience. Complaints of traffic work, heat, and amusement in recent looney tunes controversies.

Quitting the gym, finding health, titanic, and more. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.comSOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/   / tristansartoris     / tristansartoris  

An embarrassing display quite honestly. Tristan talks about a couple things and fumbles in his attempt to rush through.

93 degrees and a dream! Tristan recounts his very few experiences of the week.

Minor updates, failed diets, shedeur sanders, lying to the homeless. 

New hurdles, and a bad burn! ONWARDS!   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan struggles with the same thing he's been back and forth with since late April. Stupid.

AFTER WEEKS of failure, Tristan has woken up before noon. He'll recount his tales of the day, as well as comment on recent scientific development.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan recounts his trials in finding sleep, free groceries, and makes up a philosophical point on the fly. As well as the Mexican Navy Ship, Cameron Diaz rejecting facial surgery, and how not to bake with your kids.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Biggest douchebag, Tristan Sartoris, attempts to catch you up on his recent activity in an 84 degree studio, and tries to make sense.. per usual.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan eats an entire box of instant oatmeal and rambles for 30 minutes about mother's day, the pope, ai, dogsitting, and more!

Tristan has a disruptive showing of Sinners, gets yelled at by the homeless, and ponders the point of Hooters. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

In 87 degrees, Tristan tinkers with the setup while recounting his keto woes, bad sleep and too much or little caffeine.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan recalls some stories from the dollar store, recent headlines, answers wedgie questions and wears swimtrunks.

Tristan finally fixes his one and only flaw. His sleep schedule.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Midnight? Middle of Night? Who is he, where is he? Nobody knows. Tristan tells his tales of living in the shadows recently and probably some other things.

Intense migraines aside, Tristan recounts some random thoughts and tales of the week. Booyah or something like that.

Good days, Bad days, productive or not? Snacks in 4.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

4 years of nonsense and having fun being stupid together. Thank you everyone that tunes in to this silly little show, and for all the questions and messages. ONWARDS!   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan speaks about the bizarre world of storytelling and how little far we've come as a society since sliced bread. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Back on caffeine as a form of sleep control, and roasted by his mother, Tristan tries to convince his family to watch Puss In Boots; all the while reminding everyone of his uncle.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan rolls right out of bed, and starts the podcast. Talks about his sleeping patterns, and tries to riff on planes and meteors but he was too tired.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Valentine's Day is for more than one, get out there and share the love! Tristan lightly covers the holiday, superbowl, and some other random crap

Tristan comes in with no voice, and discusses his desire for a month of pastrami and answers some wedgie questions.   SUBMIT TO THE SHOW: FullCircusPodcast@gmail.com