Friends of the Countess

Kelly continues to be on her best behavior while everyone else around her falls apart. Ramona oversees that Jill and Bethenny come face to face while Luann stands around and judges everyone.

Kelly goes on a date. She's got a date. She's dating! Let the great experiment begin!!! Alex does a Brooklyn Fashion with Ramona's help. Bethenny and Jill continue to fight, and Luann looks on from her lofty perch.

This week, Kelly is on her best behavior. Ramona mood swings. Bethenny hAs A bOyFrIEnD. David reveals something deeply troubling about the Office that horrifies Amanda.

We think this line's mostly filler, so Amanda and David end up dithering about everything under the sun, but mostly porn. Kelly's on her best behavior as she does a Playboy photo shoot that's their anniversary of ... no one's really sure. Bethenny insults a room full of people and continues to be in a fight with Jill. Almost all the wives get upset about the prospect of Kelly having to talk to her...

We're back!!! Amanda and David ring in a new year and a new President with going back in time to a summer in the Hamptons! Lines are drawn! Parties are thrown!! Kelly reveals a shocking secret!! And we get waaaaaay off track!

Amanda and David start Season 3! We'll take a break after this but will be back soon!!! Bethenny annoys us, and Kelly is trying her best to be a normal person. The Countess is annoyed by everyone. (Apparently, we took the break before!!!) Welcome to Season 3!!!

We back for the reunion part 2!!!! Kelly comes hard, and Ramona tries to out do her with her eyes. Jill is disgusted by everything and Alex tries to be involved. And a big thank you to Justine Elizabeth for joining us on this two part excursion!!! Go listen to Justine at https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/did-i-make-that-up/

Amanda and David are joined by Justine Elizabeth to talk the season 2 reunion!!! No really, what is Kelly on? Alex impresses us with her charm and grace and everyone talks about Jill's boobs. You can listen to more from Justine at https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/did-i-make-that-up/

We made it to the end of Season 2!! Go us!!! Amanda and David watch as the wives snooze their way to the end of Jill's charity even, Squeaky Kids or whatever it's called. Tempers fly and then they fizzle away like the early morning post charity gala hang over that we all have.

We're almost done with season 2!! Alex and Simon, god love them, set themselves a reno end date and party. Kelly proceeds to lash out at anyone who says the word "high" in her presence. Not pictured in this episode: Ramona and Luann

Good news!!!! We're almost to the end of Season 2, which means one step closer to the reunion and Scary Island!!! (I have no idea what's the next milestone after that. Aviva's leg?) Amanda and David take this week to talk about how Luann isn't COMPLETELY the worst, Kelly continues to be the actual worst, and our hearts are softened by Alex and Simon, again.

This week, the Housewives buy things. Way too many things. Way too many expensive things that cost more than my college education. Kelly and Brad continue to be super annoying and in general, all we can do is distract ourselves from the shit show that is our current lives.

Amanda and David continue our journey through the upside world where we like Simon and Alex and where the Countess makes us question our podcast name. Kelly continues to be annoying so at least we have that touchstone. Content note: this episode was recorded a week after the death of Amanda's beloved cat, Pauly Walnuts, and the first ten minutes does include a discussion of animals passing.

Amanda and David are gobsmacked this week. No, not at Kelly's potential drug use. Nor her pink Wellingtons. Nor her I Bought It From Wish edition Kyle Mclaughlin. We're floored because we had nice things to say about Alex. AND SIMON. We need to go lie down.

Amanda and David finally see why Kelly's in this season. But we still don't like her. Bethenny has seconds at lunch. Alex looks better than she ever has. Simon disgusts us in every scene he's in.

UGH LUANN!!! WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU!!! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!! This week... Bethenny goes on a date, Alex gets a bit of a glow up, and the Countess royally pisses off Amanda and David.

Amanda and David loose respect for our beloved Countess this episode. Is Ramona on something? What is a model museum? Why is Kelly even IN this episode? All the answers and more!

Join Amanda and David as we ponder life's mysteries, this week. What happened to Kelly's horse? Is Simon actually naked under all of this? Why do we loathe Brad? Listen, subscribe, and leave a five star rating to find out!

Back from Labor Day Naps, Amanda and David are ready to take on the Housewives! What is Blue and Cream and why does it sound like I don't want to eat it? Will Simon scandalize everyone with his speedo? Can Gloria adopt us? Why is Kelly here? All this and more!!!!

We're BACK!!! Amanda and David meet Kelly Bensimon, the newest addition to this glittering group of gals. Jill speaks with the NY Post. Alex actually reads the NY Post and her and Simon go to the Hamptons, to everyone's shock.

David and Amanda are joined by Amanda's cohost of Squirrel-Friends Cocktail Hour, Nick Kochanov, to take on the 1st RHONY housewives reunion! How big is the Russian Tearoom? Why does Ramona leave the reunion? Why is Simon here, anyway? All the answers, and more, on this episode! Please follow Nick at @NickKochanov on Twitter, and make sure to give us all a five star rating and review!

Amanda and David are joined by Jodie Hough of RealiTV Pod to talk about the season finale of RHONY season 1!!! We're super excited but we can't really hear anything over the sound of Francois screaming! Follow Jodie on Twitter @RealiTVpod

Our first guest! Amanda and David welcome Kara Berry from Everyone's Business But Mine to the podcast to talk about the episode Girl's Night Out! Why is Simon here? Why is Ramona so upset? Why would anyone have a party at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone? You can find Kara's podcast, Everyone's Business But Mine on podcatchers across the internet and you can follow her on Twitter @EBBMpodcast and Instagra...

Jason and Bethenny have officially broken up. Bethhenny jets off to Miami to find her center. Avery gets a blow out while Ramona continues to tell everyone she's a cool mom. Luann makes Noel break-dance in front of the family while Amanda and David lust after Cyclone. Jill gets a dog trainer for Ginger. Alex and Simon continue to gross us out by having the most uncomfortable birthday party and the...

Alex, Jill, Bethenny, and Luann make our day by finally all sitting down for lunch. Ramona goes out with her girlfriends are hit on by the most atrocious men ever. Avery is good, but not great at an audition. Jason proves why he's the worst boyfriend ever. Remember going out? That seems like so long ago. Our new email is FOTCpod@gmail.com !