Friends of the Countess

Alex and Simon are on the outs with everyone and looking to change that. Luann teaches Victoria how to drive. Avery gets ready for college applications. Jill shames Ally. Everyone forgets about Cindy. Sonja hosts a burlesque themed party.

Ramona hosts a party for herself, oh, and Sonja. Cindy doesn't know how to deal with kids. Alex fights with everyone, and Simon doesn't need to be waxed.

Luann and Ramona host sweet sixteen parties for Victoria and Avery ON THE SAME DAY!!! Scandal!! Jill has a birthday part and Bobby wants to talk with Simon. Just talk. In a private corner.

We return from Morocco and our own personal trials with illnesses, to find that Sonja is BANKRUPT or something. Ramona, sensing the fortune teller had a point, tries to spice it up with Mario. Alex and Simon model a line of granny panties and Luann has one of the best lines in the show, ever.

The Wives finish up their trip to Morocco. Alex tries to be the Mom but Luann is better at it than she is. Kelly makes sense, for once. We forget Cindy was here.

Cindy continues her journey into being ... whatever sort of housewife she's going to be. There's an argument about car seats that goes on way too long, and LuAnn shines as the Hostess with the Mostess.

Justine and David go to Morocco with the ladies! The Four Non Blondes show up and have a wonderful time. The Blonde, however, hate everything and are immediately looking for a way to get out of interacting (or sleep, in Alex's case). And then Brad shows up...

Luann decides that the Ladies will all be going to Morocco. Ramona drinks a case of pinot and the four non-blondes drum in a circle and drink apple cider (vinegar?). Dorinda makes a SURPRISING guest appearance that shocks and awes us all!

Cindy continues to bother David. Justine admits to never seeing Potomac. Chris March helps out Sonja, who then immediately forgets to wear panties.

Justine and David learn all about the peeking order of the Housewives, along with Cindy Barshop, with Brian Boylan! His latest book tells you everything you didn't know about the franchise and we chat about some Ye Olde Housewifery. You can follow Brian on Twitter at @BrianJMoylan and order your copy of the book at thehousewivesbook.com

Justine and David travel to Quogue. Sans Sonja. Cindy continues to be boring while the rest of the wives argue about wine and past issues that we never saw in person. Just a typical day on RHONY!

David and Justine truck along with season 4, as the show continues to pretend like anyone wanted Cindy. There's hair removal, wine tasting, speed dating, and a long winded speech by Ramona.

Sonja is the Grand Marshall of the Brooklyn Bridge Wedding Dress March Across Activism Thing but won't let anyone else talk and tensions RISE. Cindy continues to not be apart of the cast.

Justine and David start out with season 4!!! Alex is ready to fight! Cindy is ready to bore us! and Ramona wears both white AND lace to a wedding!!!

Justine and David finish up season three!!! And it's all Money Can't Buy You Class and Scary Island!!!

Justine is back for the Season 3 reunion part 2, babee!!! We talk Trisha Peytas, and TikTok, and Instagram, and other shows, and eventually get back to the Reunion. Kelly's mad and Jill's upset and Sonja's here to talk about sex, baby.

Amanda is dealing with Life and so Justine from Did I Make That Up is filling in for a bit! We're sitting down to talk the Season 3 Reunion! The Hair! The Dresses! The Walkouts! Turtle Time!!! You can find more about Justine and Did I Make That Up on instagram at Dimtu_podcast

Amanda and David finish up season 3 with a ... bang? Bethenny and Jill sorta make up but not really since Bethenny has a spin off or two to take care of. Ramona renews her vows in the tackiest and ugliest setting imaginable. Luann introduces us to the best song ever written.

We're almost done with Season 3!!!! David and Amanda return with the wives from Scary Island and all is not well. Luann is concerned about ho bags. Kelly is concerned. Jill does a triple axle lunt and falls down.

Amanda's best friend Jodie joins us to take on Scary Island part 2!!! What even is Kelly on? Just how long was Bethenny braising those onions? What is Johan face? David and Amanda jump into this episode that we've all been waiting for.

Amanda and David are joined by Anthony, Quin, and Donny from the Know That: a Real Housewives podcast to discuss episode one of the Scary Island arc, and run into some technical difficulties. Who was the worst wife on this episode? We have mixed feelings...Please go follow Know That on Twitter @knowthatpod and on Instagram at knowthatpod, and give them some love and support!

Amanda and David take a lunch break during the day to catch up with the wives before it all goes to hell. Luann judges everyone, Jill has episodes, Avery is a jerk and Alex looses it. We're in heaven. If you downloaded the episode and it was a repeat, please try again! We replaced the file!

Tensions rise as Bethenny's pregnancy gets leaked. Unfortunately, this means we have to deal with Jason... Parties are had and Alex delivers a message, eventually.

Amanda and David talk about the housewives. And more body functions. Mostly body functions. Honestly, we're just waiting for this Scary Island everyone's talking about.

Amanda and David talk about the introduction of Sonja Morgan and our bathroom and medical histories, thought the later shouldn't be new to some of our listeners. Sonja joins the cast, and we're not impressed. You know who did impress us this episode? Kelly for some odd reason. Also, Ramona stomps the runway in an iconic Housewives scene.