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This is a dorky lil thing I made in Garageband and am uploading so I can do a little mischief in a Music League. Will probably delete later.

Let's learn about Arabic Numerals and how much I hate lil arm hands!

If you haven't read Uzumaki by Junji Ito, go read it, and don't worry, you'll get near constant reminders throughout this episode that the book is amazing. Also, I am like, 98% certain that these good folks just ran out of money because the ending is not an ending. Enjoy!

This is such an odd movie. But pretty enjoyable if you have nothing else to do, which I obviously don't.

This movie was so fun, y'all. If you enjoyed The Witch, I would definitely recommend. Also, I learned what year Smash came out, so that was important to my betterment.

There is somehow even less plot explanation in this episode than previous ones. But BEHOLD I hate drains that aren't up to code and folks who bleed on old bones.

What an absolute trip! Full disclosure, I never read the Fear Street books, but as someone who hasn't, this was super fun, even if it was the weakest of the three. Stay tuned for parts 2 and 3!

Oh BOY do I have an adventure for you with this one. It's the Bruce Campbell Dick Movie! I recorded the last part of this (you'll see) during an intense sciatica flare up, so that's why I sound different and am so bitterly angry about how veterans are treated after coming home instead of being sardonic and snippy. 

I am not about urbanoia, but I am ALL about abandoned mine shafts, so I guess it's a wash? 

What an absolute trip of a movie. Please go watch this with absolutely no spoilers if you can, and then come back and take a listen. Goodness gracious.

Listen, when you watch the kind of movies I watch, they're not all gonna be winners, okay? I adore bad movies and this was too much for me. Listen at your own risk.

Is it not normal to have ghosts in your house? Lemme know.

Get ready for some Blumhouse neon realness. Featuring me thirsting over a whole entire murderer and some vehement hatred for Larry, whose name often escapes me.

Easily the longest episode I will ever do. I'd heard about Noroi the Curse a little in found footage horror movie circles, but I couldn't find any reviews of it anywhere. SO. I watched it. By myself. As it approached dusk. And I could not tell you a time I have regretted a decision more. As with all of them, please please please actually watch the movie before listening, but especially w...

Listen. This movie is silly. But hear me out - it's also great. Big ole warning for sexual assault mentions and discussion and an even bigger one for Cary Elwes' actor arc.

God, I love this movie! If you haven't seen it, obviously watch it before you listen to this, but please join me for some short shorts, crop tops, and knee socks, all on your favorite jocks.

What, you don't start continuities right in the middle? Just me? Today, we're getting into creepy kids and very good husbands, and yeah, some of it doesn't make sense, but when has that ever stopped me?

This one's a long boi! Porno, available on Shudder, is a real movie and not just a recording of people boning down, I promise. Be prepared for dick explosions, a long rant about heteronormativity, and a more or less constant bash on modern, mainstream Christianity. Highly recommend watching this before or after listening! The real mystery is why I thought it was Mancino Man. That doesn't...

Welcome to the inaugural episode! This episode features my crush on Kristen Stewart, embarrassingly obvious missed details because zoot, and a whole lot of hate on TJ Miller. Do you want some popcorn? I could definitely go for some popcorn rn

What are these character's names again? How is this hospital still running??? Please be aware, this episode contains references to mental illness and suicidal ideation, so if that's not your jam, this episode will not make you a perfect pb&j. Otherwise, dang, a pb&j sounds super good right now, right?