Franchise Frights Podcast

We want to know what Alex told Mac that Mac told Tony! Mandy does do that, huh? Kam curses the locals. Curmudgeonly commodes. I want chicken, I want liver, demon ghost things please deliver. Mac needs happy pills. And Paul really should have been more scared of the hooded figure being all creeptastic in his bedroom. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

WE INTERVIEWED NATHAN BAESEL AND YOU GET TO HEAR IT! In this episode we disagree with Kurt Loder. Kam does a mean Keith Morrison. WE INTERVIEWED NATHAN BAESEL! Cider pressing looks yucky. How can Leslie be so endearing and so scary? WE INTERVIEWED NATHAN BAESEL! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

We have been podcasting for an entire year! Mandy explains her utensil preferences. Kam is centered, grounded and in touch with himself. You gotta pay the troll toll... Bob just wanted to play Feely Meely. Mandy and Kam want to try fake people meat. And don't worry, Mandy doesn't have seizures, just ticks. Mewvies. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

The news is here! The horror icon Mandy and Kam interviewed for Halloweek is... Wow, this movie really loses the plot towards the end. Join us as we discuss Father of the Bride for the second episode in a row, Mandy and Kam make John Doe noises, Ambien gets you canceled but Valium makes life awesome, Spencer be boinging, and Kam says Springfield instead of Springwood a couple times. You are our cu...

Not a lot to love in this fright flick but there is a lot to love in our discussion of it. Detective Hoffman can't detect. Kam is going to be a track star. Perez is not a dragon. Someone needs to call HR about Mr. Executive Pants keeping firearms in his desk. Lots of people have closed doors in this series. You can chicken beak with a bear trap. And, wow, that's a lot of flashbacks we didn't need....

This movie is full of surprises! Join us as we discuss Jarmo Schwarzbaum, Heath Ledger's jacket, the hip and edgy nature of posteriors, sassy teen erotica of the 1980's, the strange ideas yuppies had on marriage proposals, and Nightmare Nancy burying her face in a deputy's bum. We also ask the tough questions. Was that a Righteous Brothers' song? What color is brain juice? All the rivers will burn...

We kick off our sixth round of movie reviews with an appropriate film for the season. Kam tells you what days that day is. Mandy doesn’t like warm balls in her hands. Michael is a master of sight measurement. Danny knows how to handle mean grandpa. Loomis does a B&E. Loomis draws his gun. Loomis shoots his gun. Loomis gives a dramatic speech. It is possible to flee from a maniac without your g...

Fifty episodes have gone by. Here are our awards and razzes for movies 41-50. Come along on this journey of rediscovery and hear what we're looking forward to for the six-six-sixth round.

This movie was crafted from every one of Mandy's nightmares. Tall bridges with water under them, foot stuff, eye stuff, oh my. We discuss the finer points of full grown toddler persons. We brag about how we know how jackets work. Kam will verbally assault your mean boss. Give us your sour gummy worms. And Roy takes on to the turkey gobbler. Kam is bald. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

This movie should be called Scrive. Join us as we discuss Michael Cera's juice box scene, Paul Rudd's sex appeal, Jack Quaid's potential, and how much Patrick Dempsey owned in Thanksgiving. Kam is afraid of twins. Mandy likes the beans but the pod is too furry. Side hugs are nice but not with knives. And always ask yourself, WWKD? www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

This week Kam and Mandy dive deep into the gritty world of OxBalls, Cali. We discuss proper plot and character development. We scold big Hollywood for unspecified release dates. Mandy gets a job flip signing. Tamales are a Kam's best friend. It is quite possible our house is haunted. And we firmly say no to Pazuzu. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

But seriously, why does that professor know his way around so many weapons? In this episode we discuss the downfall of civilization as told through the lens of Romero's camera. We also talk about how big Romero was, if we would want to be zombies, and the overall aesthetic of a mob boss' house. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

In this episode we dive deep into another spawn of evil movie. Will it rate better than The Dream Child? We also discuss how Craig T Nelson makes Mandy salivate. You get to learn about Kam's butter fingers. Is that doll Ziggy Stardust? Kam gets excited about doll karate. Mandy knows axes be chompin'. And Glenda is giving Kellyanne Conway. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

We're back with a stellar fright flick! In this episode we find out that Mandy's blood doesn't work, that's not OUR Maurice, and the importance of not doing your sheet laundry. We also discuss a gaggle of nachos, furry chicken feet, the holy trilogy and Shipshuba. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

The title tells you everything you need to know. Well, maybe not everything. This movie has stellar stick figure drawings, teens in a warehouse, Freddy's colon makes several appearances, really bad acting, and several sighs from Mandy and Kam. You will be shocked by our rating for this heaping pile of bad cinema. Pool cleaner. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Mandy knows Jigsaw! Kam is now Kerm. Strahm is not smooth. Elephants have tummy troubles. Mandy and Kam like Star Wars. Sometimes swallowing too hard can break the space time continuum and trigger movie flashbacks. Shrek is a cop now. Want to know what all of this means? Listen now! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

In this episode Mandy reveals her cougar tendencies, greasers appear for no reason, dirtbag neighbors are fantastic fodder for Friday’s felonious fiend, ax chomping, intimidating Disney song lyrics, and  nobody makes Jason bleed his own blood. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

We're starting our fifth round of reviews with a late 80's slasher staple. In this episode, Kam has a buttery smooth voice due to shouting, Mandy has undiagnosed ADHD and an icky brain. The duo discuss what is better to bait a mouse trap with, jingle boots and the uncomfortable heat of satin sheets. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Mandy and Kam give their awards and dishonorable mentions in several categories for episodes 31-40. Come and relive some wonderful memories of horrors gone by. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Who says you can't have fun with a bad movie? This week Mandy and Kam discuss interpersonal relationships in a city setting, drippy butt doors, how to properly say caduceus, celebrity Jeopardy quotes from Keanu, and the potential perils of mowing a lawn where tennis balls are hiding in the grass. We discuss some movie too. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Mandy and Kam go a bit tangential in this episode. There are discussions of beagle emissions, Mandy's utmost respect for a sect of people, a few things that peeve Kam. And we even discuss the stellar movie that is Wes Craven's final film. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Someone you know likes special forks. In this episode we discuss creepy children, the etiquette and protocols for sneaking into your friend's house, Toby and grassketball. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Big Daddy? That's really his name? Riley Denbo? That's really his name? In this episode Mandy and Kam talk about those little ghosts that made funny sounds when you touched them, Charlie being awesome, and Mandy possibly being a hockey player. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Is that John Ritter in a cop uniform?! It is! This week we have dim Jesse, cremains eating sharks, Tucky, and the suspension of disbelief. Will Mandy break Kam's heart by bad mouthing one of his favorite 90's slashers? Find out in this episode! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Today we watch a mother protect her daughter (with a very similar name) from unspeakable evil. Mia and Leah. Hmm... In this episode we also create a new superhero, hear a noisy beagle snoring and Mandy has an oops moment. We are very busy but all you have to do is listen! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com