Foxgloves (And Other Fun Imagery)

Think of your body as a series of tubes. Now think about Asa and Seth's tubes in uncomfortable detail. That is this episode. Seth is back, he is neck, he is pussy, and he is crack. Imagine Meltaway Pants, A Cold Shoulder On Rye, Swaddled Like A Pear, Jet Fuel Cannot Melt Sylvester Graham, Opium Enemas, Gentle Sex With Glen Powell, Natty Bears, Fishin' The Jacuzzi, French Subpoenaed, Ever Had A Hos...

There is a segment in this episode where Asa says something and I laugh for too long, and it's still too long even after I cut 90% of it out. It really hit the sack. Imagine hitting the sack, an economy of words, an ocean full of loaded guns, Poor Jason, Burger King Austria, Claude, Sunny Bunny Princeworthington, here Launch Time, whichever wrench is fine kids.

One hundred trillion years from now, when stars stop forming within galaxies and the universe transitions from the Stelliferous Era to the Degenerate Era, we will post another episode. Imagine you can't be marco and polo, seagull queen, nature's candy, the problem with hungry-man, obey your thirst for paint, sandpaper in the tooths, bob says sunshine, clear skies over Milwaukee.

He's finally here, performing for you. It's the horniest member of the DK Crew. Imagine Weed PB, Secret Agent of Chaos, Kimpa Tross, Slut Pop At Work, Call Me Ishmael, Moby Balls, The Beak Eeper, Newk Gringrinch, 24 Hours of Straight Improv, God's Morning Wood, Science Fell in Love So I Tried To Prove It

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles away from the snake infested lake and into the waiting clutches of a group of raging bodybuilders. Life is good. Imagine Rootbeer Target, Greace, Every Man His Own Stylo, Turkey J'Basted, E-Shrug Bat Chest, Less Teeth More Grease, Super Speedboat In A Snake Lake, God Down Up The Hatch.

This episode features a very special guest! Make some noise for everyone's favorite brother: Our Brother. Imagine More Cosmic Stuff, Num Num Numb You Up, Boss Baby the Novel, Plate o' Reverb, Juggstock, People-Focused Horse, Awful Bad Children Hate Reading Worst, William D. Writer, Cappy Boppy, Word of the Night.

Hey Gemini, tell me all your thoughts on God. Cuz I'd really like to know them. Imagine False Crimes, Seth Again, Musical Sting, Seagull Black Cats, Ides of Marsh, Brendan Fraser Again, Blasted On The Couch, Battle Royal, Artificial Lutheran, The Nord's Name In Vain.

I promise I wouldn't kill Mr. Rogers in any other circumstances. Welcome back to the show, Fred. Imagine Spare Organs, Hangovern't, Steal God's Armor, Con-sternation, EyeWitness, Songs From The Crystal Cave, Like A Toy...?, To Kill A Mockingbear, Garfield Autocannibalism.

In this life we are all just skitching a ride on the back of Signor Mambrino's Bentley. Imagine Butthole, Tohubo who?, Messy In Heaven, Capital 'G' Daddy, Aqua Squirtz, Extra Flushmaster, Pre-Carrie King, The Ballad of Signor Mambrino.

We're trying to keep it down this episode because of a sleeping baby in the studio next door, which means we don't start yelling until five minutes in. Join Aidan and Uncle Butt on another whirlwind episode of Reading Waluigi Essays. Imagine Moss Pants, Uncle Butt, Gnomephobia, The Waluigi-verse, Big Hulk Down, Hangin' Gennies, Bearish Weather, Baby Horror, A Owl Walkin' Away.

It's time forego childish wine-tasting terms like "astringent" and "fruit-forward." Learn some real wine-adjacent terms right here! Just think of the least appetizing thing you can. Imagine Who Bastank, Sfacciato, Warm Barn Blanket, Pairs With Tom Cruise, Scary Spring, Vampire Boat Race, 'Til Next Time Pineapple Enzyme.

If you're having a small day, don't be afraid to reach out. There are people in your life who love you and can get you back on track with the large day that you deserve. There are some musical elements added for flavor and jumpscares in this episode. Imagine Alabama Tides, Imergery Drink, Ambisinister, Large Day, Very Long Slow Song, John Cage's Second Body, UBS, Lumberjoke, Lil' Jon Seduction Tre...

Hack your life with this hacky episode ten. Ten! We're officially old enough to drink! Imagine Special Slaps, Everything Is Handbags, Sin Bad, Life Demands, The Laziest Christmas Treat, It's Not A Thing, Heroin Life Hacks, Tree Is Killed, The Seven Tactics, Infinite Hodor.

We had to add a little extra warning besides the explicit tag, and also we're changing the subtitle to (And Other Horny Imagery). Imagine Merry Faeries Merry, It's Snowing, Voight, Poor Owen Wilson, Chicken Ruth, Rich People Bedtime Story, Grungey Fresh, Owl's Fair, Big Flight.

You'll never believe this, but we spend quite a bit of this episode talking about butts and butt related things. Imagine CHIA, Initialism, Necklace Vibration, Catstronaughts, Charlotte's Weft, Bathroom Waitroom, Mambo #5 #2, NASCAR Romance, Swappin' The Baccy, 'Round Ireland.

Happy New Year everyone! We resolve to say hello to our mother and father. Let us ring in the titrat with vigor. Imagine albatross titrat, shirtless Asa, fart jars, Santa's Tomb, snake soup, the astronaut conundrum, No-Good Duke, a match made in Texas, Special Wolf Alpha Team, 2000s Goblin Prince.

People often ask us, "What's it like being a twin?" And we always say the same thing. Imagine Synonymes, Infinite Bold Loop, Running For Bonus, The Pigeon and The Paper, Loosey-Goosey Gates of Hell, Play With Your Pumpkins, Mooseltoe, Mrs. Breedlove, Cowboy Butter.

Two wrong poems make a right poem in this episode. Imagine Acceptable, Rockets For Steve, My Dad Done Kick A Man, Waterlord, Unsouled, Nick's Dark Materials.

This is an excellent example of why you shouldn't record while drunk. Thanks Will, for sitting in on some of the madness. Imagine Seth Blindness, A.I. Clergy, Ed Sheeran's Hot Take, What Will Fat Cat Sit On, Treehouse-ish.

You have to be on the rails to fall off the rails, and we were never on the rails. Imagine balloon kink, fast-paced, volcano death farts, The Rogerses, hand puns, My Cat Looks Like My Dad, Jonathan Park and the Hunt for Beowulf.

We learn way too much about Asa this episode. Imagine a throuple, muskular, human fuel, naked yoga, Gawdzillionaire, Killer Michael, and Chocolate Starfish or the Hot Dog Flavored Water.

The inaugural episode. Imagine Digitalis, Sad Weird Al, Looner, Hedgehog Gene, The Grannyman, and Crankenstein. Sorry for not using the word of the day!