Fortyish (a.k.a 40s and F*@ked)

We're back - did you miss us? Plug us in and find out how Mick Hucknall impressed his wife, what Neil's fave new channel 5 drama is all about and what Saffron has a huge problem with - and she blames the menopause. Also - we now have a WhatsApp channel - search Fortyish Podcast on WhatsApp and follow us for daily updates! Support our podcast by subscribing to our premium service on Apple P...

Hey guys, after a little hiatus - we are back. And what a special day it is. It's the 8th October - otherwise known as Tate's birthday - and it's a big one. He's 15! Time to get the microphones on and have a natter. Pop in your ear buds, slide on your headphones - or just just turn up your speaker and join us. Support our podcast by subscribing to our premium service on Apple Podca...

We've dragged our sorry arses off the couch for another episode of Fortyish, the podcast documenting our 40s and journey in to our 50s. On episode 25 we play the clang game, talk about a mash up that would be a huge hit and update you on our life as we head out of the school holidays (aggghhhhh). Contains swears, listen with caution. Best listened on headphones, with no-one around... Support o...

Nothing more to say than this week has been a challenge. Autism + School Holidays + Broken Bed = Broken Saff & Neil. Sorry for the moans, but it's our life.

We are 3 weeks in to the school holidays and Saff's in a bad mood! On episode 23 find out who BTC is, why Saff drives so badly and how 12 years can change you? Thanks for listening gang!

Welcome to episode 22, the one where Neil's got the grumps, we discuss Tate's new annoying ticks and reveal our take on the UFO hearing in congress...oooh....aliens....👽🛸 Plug this in your ears and come join in the fun!

Hey peeps, we are back - with another full length smasher of an episode. On the pod this week we chat about being accused by your wife - even though she said it was a joke, we create another full proof Saturday night ratings winner and explain what a podcast is. We hope you love it and thank you so much for following and subscribing!

Welcome to a podcast special. We raided our piggy bank and swapped £100 for £100 of scratch cards. What happened? Plug us in your ears to find out...I think you'll get a shock...

Hey fuckers! We are back, with a glass of vodka and tonic in our hand. Tate makes a cameo on this week's episode and send the fear of god into Neil - with what he sees...We chat Carry On films and have a little quiz. AND is this idea from Neil a million dollar winner? Spoiler, no. Pour a drink and jump right in!

Happy Thursday peeps! Saff and I are back with another podcast! Probably the funniest and most enjoyable yet. And we talk death... oh god! Plus we give the low down on Glastonbury 2023 and chat about a bet my friend Becky lost me! Get this in your ears now!

👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ It's our 17th wedding anniversary (23rd June 2023) and this is a bonus podcast episode to celebrate this momentous day. And for Neil to gloat. Weirdly it's episode 17 too - spooky! Plug us in your ears and let's reminisce together. To get the latest episodes first and ad free subscribe at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. To get in touch drop us an email via ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠pod1.co/fortyish⁠

Hi all, it's Neil and Saff here - back with another podcast. This week it's full of meaty randomness. Saff gives Neil a full body shaming scan, Neil hangs out with William Hague and we discuss a new podcast about UFOs. It's another week in the strange life of us! Plug it in your ears and remember to follow, like and comment! We want to hear from you.

Hello campers! We are back with a new episode of Fortyish, where we chat about Neil's new Tik Tok fascination (Moosh Tips) - who is mad funny. Neil also buys Saffron a wonderful romantic present, which she gets to open on the podcast - lucky her...is it flowers and chocolates? Spoiler alert...NO. Also a big Tate update. Hope you can find the time to enjoy and remember to hit the like button an...

We are back and we are waddling, as we're full of Chinese food. OMG we were delirious when recording this. Even writing this description is difficult. Help. Neil tries to make out he had an edgy gambling past, plus find out which one of us made our mum cry over garden lights. You wanted random, you got it!

Fortyish Ep 13 - Golf Tour Virgin: Originally Released: 31/05/23 / Runtime: 34mins 40secs Neil is back from golf tour and in this special episode we see how much of a pussy he is. Find out what went on from the toilets of France (you'll see what we mean, when you listen). Listen to karaoke classics, stories of fines and much more. We think you'll enjoy this one! 🤣 To get the latest episodes first...

Fortyish Ep 12 - Tate's Weight, The Sex Film & Pre-Golf Tour: Originally Released: 24/05/23 / Runtime: 37mins 02secs We are back and this week we are straight in the podcast studio from a meeting with Tate's dietician. You might wanna hear this! Neil's also getting lubed up for the golf tour and Saff remembers the time the left 10 minutes into sexy time...at the movies. Hope you en...

Fortyish Ep 11 - Bob Gardener's Choad & Harley Street Clinics: Originally Released: 17/05/23 / Runtime: 36mins 42secs Erm, where do we start? Saff auditions for This Morning by interviewing Bob Gardener about his choad, plus we chat about a very expensive Harley Street experience which we'd never normally have the opportunity of going to. Plus lots more stuff. You want random, you got...

Fortyish Ep 10 - © Roller Skating Jam on Saturday: Originally Released: 10/05/23 / Runtime: 47mins 32secs OMG! This has been our favourite episode to record so far. We lost it! Hear about our take on Take That at the coronation and the best gameshow idea ever! (we think so anyway). Thank you for your support, it means a lot as always. Just remember to not have this turned up at work or in the car...

Fortyish Ep 9 - Tesla Friend, Mutton & Citadel: Originally Released: 03/05/23 / Runtime: 48mins Oh shit yes, we are back! You want random, you got it. Straight from our mouths to your ears! Enjoy as we talk about Neil's car fucking up, a rude thing a radio presenter said and how good, no great, Citadel is. Tell your friends - and remember to NOT play this at work. To get the latest episode...

Fortyish Ep 8 - Slender Cock, Wash a Guest & Big Hands: Originally Released: 26/04/23 / Runtime: 39mins 31secs WE ARE BACK BABY! This week has been a slightly more random week than our NORMAL random week and it truly reflects itself in this episode. A slender something brushes Neil in the showers, we come up with a podcast winner and Saff had a cheeky night out planned - with some awesome food...

Fortyish Ep 7 - Center Parcs, The Cyclone & The Chinese Eyebrow: Originally Released: 19/04/23 / Runtime: 42mins 24secs What an eventful week/weekend. We had an awesome time at Center Parcs in Sherwood Forest...BUT...some things did happen. Like us getting lost in the pissing rain and getting weighed for a water slide. Talk about anxiety! Listen as we explain all in an extra sweary podcast epi...

Fortyish Ep 6 - Med Beds, VHS Rental & Break Glass For Gin: Originally Released: 12/04/23 / Runtime: 45mins 46secs Welcome to episode 6 of Fortyish. It's another 45 minutes of our week which includes buying gin behind glass, the smell of video shops and 80s kids television. Thank you so much for supporting us, remember to tell your friends and let's make our community bigger! To get th...

Fortyish Ep 05 - Majorca Special (C&A Toilets, Holiday Friends & Drinking Update): Originally Released: 05/05/23 / Runtime: 34mins 05secs Recorded live from Shagaluf! We chat C&A toilets, making friends that Saffron didn't want and a big holiday drinking update! To get the latest episodes first and ad free subscribe at ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ . To get in touch drop us an email via ⁠⁠pod1.co/forty...

Fortyish Ep 04 - Pampas Grass, Elevate & Serial Killers: Originally Released: 29/03/23 / Runtime: 33mins 41secs We are back with Fortyish episode 4! Saffron reveals Neil's latest YouTube obsession, is Saff the new Grace Dent (??) and who's the worst Serial Killer? To get the latest episodes first and ad free subscribe at ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ . To get in touch drop us an email via ⁠⁠pod1.co/fortyis...

Fortyish Ep 03 - Rod, Jane & Freddy, Marmite Balls & Dropping Stuff: Originally Released: 22/03/23 / Runtime: 39mins 21secs Welcome to the third episode of Fortyish. We chat Marmite jars in places they shouldn't be, an awesome fact about Rod, Jane & Freddy & dropping shit. To get the latest episodes first and ad free subscribe at ⁠here⁠ . To get in touch drop us an email via ⁠p...