Football Absurdity

Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcsouthpreview.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcnorth.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff break down the NFC East for 2026 fantasy football leagues. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcleast.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff preview all the fantasy football prospects in the NFC West for 2026! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcwpreview.mp3

The usual suspects break down their early top-ten at running back and quarterback. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/toptenqbrb.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss the fallout from the 2026 NFL Draft. First, they review veteran winners & losers for 2026 fantasy football, and then they (briefly) go over their top-18 for dynasty rookie drafts. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026draftwinnersloserstop18.mp3

Often copied, never duplicated, the Football Absurdity original, a “mock draft!” In this, we take turns choosing for all 32 picks of the first round! Walker and Jeff will return on Friday to recap round one and react to rounds two and three live on the pod, only on  Patreon ! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/2026nflmockdraft.mp3

It’s Jeff’s flu game as he, Mike & Walker review the first seven running backs in their consensus ranks for 2026: Jeremiyah Love, Mike Washington, Jadarian Price, Jonah Coleman, Nick Singleton, Kaytron “the thinking man’s RB” Allen, and Emmett Johnson! We return next week to review the rest of this class, before finishing out the 2026 NFL Draft season with a mock...

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to the rookie streets and discuss the first six wide receivers in their consensus ranks: Makai Lemon, Jordyn Tyson, Carnell Tate, Kevin “Kevin Concepcion” Concepcion, and Omar Cooper, Jr.! They return next week in the Patreon feed only to discuss the second half of our consensus top-twelve receivers & our Trey Ragas Memorial Picks! https://cdn.footbal...

Walker, Mike & Jeff review the underwhelming upcoming free agency cropand give wishlist destinations for some of the players involved! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/2026freeagencypreview.mp3

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview an exceptionally underwhelming 2026 NFL Draft class. They discuss Fernando Mendoza, Cade Klubnik, Carson Beck, Drew Allar, Ty Simpson, Sawyer Robertson, Cole Payton, and Jalon Daniels! Join us next week for the tight ends! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/2026draftquarterbacks.mp3

Walker & Jeff run through Super Bowl LX prop bets and build the Brian Sclar Invitational Challenge lineup for the Superb Owl, The Big Game, the National Football League Championship. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/2026superbowlpreview.mp3

Discord Superstar AKMagic (follow him on Bluesky!) joins Mike and Jeff in the interim period between the Conference Championship Games and the Super Bowl to discuss… cricket! The ICC T20 World Cup (you’ll learn what all those words mean!) starts this week, and we thought it would be a little fun and different to get AKMagic to discuss the worldwide game. He runs us through the rules, tells us of t...

Walker & Mike are back! And we talk the next steps for the NFL teams who lost in the playoffs so far, preview the Championship Round games, and build a lineup for the Sclar Invitational Playoff Challenge! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/championshippreview.mp3

The Braintrust of Kelly, Valverde & Krisko takes a look at the six playoff games this weekend and builds a playoff challenge lineup https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/2025wcpreview.mp3

Walker & Jeff take a look at the final slate of games, and spin forward some thoughts about 2026 fantasy football leagues. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/week17preview2025.mp3

Walker & Jeff review Thursday Night Football and preview all of the week’s action in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/2025week15preview.mp3

Mike and Jeff break down all the action in the last week of the fantasy football regular season! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/2025week14preview.mp3

Walker & Jeff review the four weekday games this week and preview the twelve-game slate! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/2025week13preview.mp3

Walker, Mike and Jeff review Thursday Night Football, and Walker having let the devil walk through our third eye, then we talk about the rest of week twelve! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/2025week12preview.mp3