FOOD LOG

Open Carry Restaurant 07.07.2026 1:04:30 ↓

June 29 - July 5, 2026: Black and white cookies, double ham, bad grandpa combo

I'm Having A Bratwurst Summer 30.06.2026 1:07:53 ↓

June 22 - 28, 2026: Rum ham, recipes to pour Karo syrup over, an oyster trail that ends at a hospital

Housefire-Flavored Egg Salad 23.06.2026 1:23:43 ↓

June 15 - 21, 2026: Cherry plums, mocha malt tiramisu, adjika cream cheese

Stop Making Dot Cakes 16.06.2026 1:32:38 ↓

June 8 - 14, 2026: Microwaved chips and cheese, three pasta salads, shrimp three meals in a row 

Getting Blasted Off Tiramisu 09.06.2026 1:11:46 ↓

June 1 - 7, 2026: A turkey sandwich, tagliardi, a bowl of vodka sauce

Dining Alone in Philadelphia 02.06.2026 1:27:50 ↓

May 18 - 31, 2026: Berger cookies, zoodles, private equity babka

Cool Whip Culture 26.05.2026 54:56 ↓

Puzzling and frankly concerning recipes from a 1998 spiral-bound cookbook, including "Spaghetti Salad" and "Enough Punch to Serve 100 People"; plus 10 unfortunate recipes that I found in the Epstein files (sorry)

There Are Dehyrated Juggalos in My Backyard 19.05.2026 1:20:55 ↓

May 11 - 17, 2026: Office donuts, buttermilk pancakes, two slices of white bread and a pile of ice cream on a dinner plate after already eating dinner and dessert

God Can't See Beer If It's Under a Tarp 12.05.2026 1:34:34 ↓

May 4 - 10, 2026: Raspberry tiramisu, sweet potato waffle fries, brownies that taste like water

4 p.m. Steakhouse Reservation (Honey I am 82) 05.05.2026 1:14:38 ↓

April 27 - May 3, 2026: Chicken pot pie, a crystal mouthwash decanter, a call for the firing of the Baggu lunch box design team

Thinking About Those Beans 28.04.2026 1:23:10 ↓

April 20 - 26, 2026: Red beans and rice, Italian wedding cookies, purple ketchup 

Pushing My Fridge Down a Hill 21.04.2026 1:27:03 ↓

April 13 - 19, 2026: Expired Kewpie, chive blossoms, fridge accident flavored hummus

Watching the Surgery Channel at Dinner 14.04.2026 1:27:21 ↓

April 6 - 12, 2026: Marinated gigante beans, chicken parmesan, more cake

Blocking My Mom for Hating Cake 07.04.2026 1:24:09 ↓

March 30 - April 5, 2026: Chocolate cake, cartoon cake, Easter hamburgers

Getting Bamboozled by the Elderly 31.03.2026 1:31:32 ↓

March 23 - 29, 2026: Coke Zero, cold chicken salad, hot chicken salad

Feeding a Dog Kraft Singles 24.03.2026 1:09:56 ↓

March 16 - 22, 2026: Rancho Gordo beans, handmade colorful facelift, more dog sitting

Making Soup During a Tornado 17.03.2026 1:09:03 ↓

March 9 - 15, 2026: Grocery store garlic bread, Crumbl Cookies, soda bread

Dining Alone in Baltimore 10.03.2026 1:17:10 ↓

March 2 - 8, 2026: Veal agnolotti, crab cakes, beef stroganoff made with French onion dip 

Appletini-Scented Swiffer Pads 03.03.2026 1:17:41 ↓

February 23 - March 1, 2026: Curry croquettes, Japanese curry, fries with curry sauce

Accidentally Buying Brooklyn Beckham's Hot Sauce 24.02.2026 1:26:37 ↓

February 16 - 22, 2026: Spring rolls, chilaquiles, curly kale;  Brooklyn Beckham stops by to discuss his new hot sauce. Just kidding. This episode is mostly about me learning that I need to research the products that I am buying before buying them.

Lunar New Year (The Moon's Birthday) 17.02.2026 1:17:25 ↓

February 9 - 15, 2026: Hand-pulled noodles, soft pretzels, margarita with a chemical solvent rim

Making Super Bowl Food but Watching Something Else 10.02.2026 1:22:28 ↓

February 2 - 8, 2026: Queso, baby back ribs, contaminated raw milk

Eating Taco Bell While Driving to a Mexican Restaurant 03.02.2026 1:28:49 ↓

January 26 - February 1, 2026: Banana bread, Ideal's focaccia, Laurie Colwin's Mustard Baked Chicken

Shirley Temple Affogato 27.01.2026 1:18:42 ↓

January 19 - 25, 2026: Stuffed cabbage, beef stew, alfajores

Turning My House into a Macaroni Grill 20.01.2026 1:25:36 ↓

January 12 - 18, 2026: A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing