Food Court Movie Podcast

Up Next, We're Afraid   Where's my big toe, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in...

BADASSES   Oil up your pecs, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Brian Bates ( @brianbatescomic ) saw Fast & Furious Presents: The Rock (Hobbs?) & (vs?) Shaw (Jason Statham!) Will the boys blow 'em up real good? Or will they blow it very badly? Tune in to find out! So grab your po...

Sadly, the purse-lipped King of Californication isn't in Tarantino's new jam, but the Kalifornia Kid sure is. Name a more iconic duo. We'll wait.   Alright Wood Hollies, let's get Hollywoodin'! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean saw Once Upon a Time dot dot dot in Hollywood, the brand new comedy (?) from...

  Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Satenya, Food Lions! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Laura Peek saw The Lion King (2019), the new "Live Action" remake from the makers of all media, Walt Disney Fascist Movie Corp. Will this new version of the cartoon classic be a total waste of time? Or will it be...

Furry Subreddit Gonna Love This One   Don't jump, Hair Pies! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Jon and Sean saw MIDSOMMAR, the new folk horror movie from Director Ari Aster. Will this new adventure in violence and toxic relationships click (wink) like Hereditary? Or will the sophomore slump hit Aster as it did our de...

Worship At The Altar Of Gyllyballs   Love is in the air, Food Spiders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Matt Boyd ( @mattnealboyd ) saw Spider-Man: Far From Home, the newest adventure from our favorite web-slinger. Will Spidey swing into our hearts like he did in Homecoming? Or will the ghost...

Apparently Jennifer Tilly and Brad Dourif weren't available   Use The Force, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean, Jon and filmmaker/comedian/shitbird Seth Pomeroy ( @sethpomeroy ) saw the latest installment in the revered Star Wars franchise - this chapter curiously titled "Child's Play"! Wait, what...

How WILL Tom Hanks get out of this pickle?   Take the beach, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw Saving Private Ryan, the little seen World War 2 drama from Art House Director Stefan Spielburg. Will they save Private Ryan? Or will he die like so many of our boys did on that fateful D-Day...

Groundhog Day of the Dead   Kill the head, Food Chuggers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw The Dead Don't Die, the new star-studded zombie comedy from Jim Jarmusch. Does Jim have a clever twist to bring to the tired zombie genre? Or should no one ever make a zombie movie ever ag...

Homo Superior   Food Muties, to me! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon watched "X-Men: Dark Phoenix", Sony's mercifully final foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Will the flimsy filmic analog for the civil rights movement give us one more mutagen-muddled thrill ride or will the children of the atom...

Sew your mouth shut, Food Cretins! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw "Ma," the new thriller starring Octavia Spencer. Will this classic tale of teens being befriended by an older woman who has a dark past thrill? Or will it spill (which is bad)? Tune in to find out! So grab your...

Arabian Niiiiiiiights Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher of Which Is Better? podcast saw the new live-action (is it really?) remake of Aladdin. Will Will Smith rob Robin Williams of his genie crown? Or will remaking a beloved movie and only changing it slightly turn...

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Ground control to major Food! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time...

Lube up, Star Whackers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy's career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis' forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thri...

    Assemble, Food Court Costumed Crusaders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean "greatest" because it's a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won't quit? Or are the boys being overly lit...

BOO, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon, with special guest Josh Lewis , saw The Curse of La Llorona, the new spook show from The Conjuring cinematic universe. Will this be another simple and effective scare machine like some of the CCU's best? Or will it be more like The Nun 2: Nunner On...

Gootin TAG, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the halls and the movie halls so you don't have to. By popular demand, Jon and Sean saw Hellboy, the new remake of that movie that didn't come out very long ago from once-promising director Neil Marshall. Is this the third remake we've done in a row? How many severed heads were there? Tune in to find out!...

Mourn your dead child, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon, Sean and special guest Josh Lewis took a quiet job in the country and saw Pet Sematary, the new remake of the horror classic. Will this be a reimagining on the level of The Fly or The Thing? Or a remix on the level of our wokest feelings a...

Strap on your fake arm, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guests Gary Fletcher and Michael Hampton snorted some feathers to see Dumbo, Tim Burton's remake of the children's classic. Will Tim's fantastical eye be the perfect thing to bring the big-eared pachyderm back to the screen? Or...

Get out your scissors, Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean donned their red jump suits to see Us, the new horror movie from Jordan Peele, starring Lupita Nyong'o. Will Peele's new nightmare live up to the promise of Get Out? Or will the dreaded sophomore slump rear its ugly, but actually it...

Strap on your bug blocking necklace, Food Courtheads! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon were turned into a pink mist by alien weapons while seeing Captive State, the new sci-fi thriller starring John Goodman. Will hard sci-fi be the perfect genre to talk about our treacherous times? Or is Trump a great p...

You can be my wingman anytime, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean slipped into something more comfortable (a bomber jacket) and saw Captain Marvel, the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Television Universe (MCTU.) Will Captain Marvel and her star-studded cast burn up the screen wi...

Hey now, gym rats! It’s time for a very special CROSSOVER episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean, Jon, and Chuck Anderson from Fastbreak Breakfast NBA Podcast ( @fastbreakbreak ) watched High Flying Bird, Stephen Soderbergh’s latest foray into the sports film genre and, this time, he shot it all on a dang iPhone! Will o...

Oh you didn’t know? Your ass better call somebody, for it’s time for a rumbling episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean, Jon, and Atlanta-based comedian Joe Kelley watched Fighting With My Family, the new WWE films Rasslin Movie from......wait for it.........Stephen Merchant! Can Vince Vaughn shake off the ring rust in a...