Food Court Movie Podcast

Ca Caw, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out! So grab...

  There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to fin...

Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out! So...

Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, snea...

JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered t...

You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out! So grab your popc...

Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’...

  Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out! So grab your pop...

Deck the Halls with boughs of DEATH, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Black Christmas, the newest remake of the 1974 horror gem. Will the rich history of socio-political horror gain a new classic? Or just not even close to that at all? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, snea...

Heavy sort-of New Orleans accent, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Knives Out, the new whodunit from Rian Johnson. Will Johnson’s knack for genre flourish once again? Or will this be some Leia floating around like Mary Poppins kinda bullshit? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcor...

I heard you paint houses, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis marveled at The Irishman, the new crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the 1-2-3 punch of DeNiro, Pacino, and Pesci knock us out and stomp on our hand? Or will we wish Scorsese de-aged back to 1990? Tune in...

Speedy Delivery, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, the new Mr. Rogers movie starring Tom Hanks. Will this meaty role satiate our hankering for Hanks? Or am I the captain now? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak...

God Bless Wifi, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Parasite, the new thriller from Bong Joon-Ho. Will anything I write be a spoiler? Can I even mention the basement? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because mentioning the basement d...

  We need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycles, Food Courtinators! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis ( @thejoshfromtn ) saw Terminator: Dark Fate, the newest Timebot attack on James Cameron’s most beloved characters. Will Tim Miller use his Deadpool skills to quip the fran...

Let’s get drunk on lamp oil, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw The Lighthouse, the new surreal thriller from the director of The VVitch. Will Willem kill’em? Or will Eggers have them begging for less? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antaci...

  There’s no place like home, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Comedian Chris Crofton ( @thecroftonshow ) saw Judy, the biopic about.....well, who else? Judy Garland! But here’s the twist: it stars Renee Zelwegger and......well, no one else! Can Nene’s Chicagoan swagger carry the picture? O...

Where there’s a Will there’s a Will, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Gemini Man, Ang Lee’s newest High Frame Rate 3D sci-fi/action spectacular. Will Will will this film into quality? Or has Ang’s obsession with frames gone bad? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in you...

HA HA HA, Food Courtals! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to...

    You didn’t let me finish, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw The Shining, the horror classic now in 4K (We’re glad they added the extra K.)  Will the boys revel in the measured pace of the Kubrick classic? Or will they #cancel the K-man? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, s...

Catch some space Zs, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Ad Astra, the new space meditation by critical darling James Gray. Will Brad’s performance be (inter)Stellar? Or will it feel 2001 hours long? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid b...

  Climb the pole, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw Hustlers, the based-on-a-true story of two strippers with a heart of darkness. Will a healthy combination of crime and jiggling bring a smile to your face? Or will the “squad goals” not be “a mood”? Tune in to f...

What IT is, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis ( @thejoshfromtn ) saw IT: Chapter 2, the newest big budget adaptation of the Stephen King horror classic(?) Will the sort-of-Star-studded cast shine brightly? Or will the movie be three hours long for some goddamn r...

Great Scott, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Jon saw Don't Let Me Go, the new time thriller from Blumhouse. Will David Oyelowo prevent a crime that has already happened? Or will the audience be mostly confused and occasionally horrified? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in...

We want Wadsworth; yes we do! We want Wadsworth; how about you!?   Get a clue, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw Ready Or Not, the new not-quite remake of Clue. Will the murders satisfy our incessant blood lust? Or will we just be back at the theater next week...

  Cambodian Dream Dusty Rhodes   I loved you in Wall Street, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of...