Floridiots

Comedy EN ↓ 194 episodes

Where Florida Men and Women take it to another level; also featuring their friends, The Georgidiots, Social Idiots and Wal Martians

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A bike, a backpack, and a sword 05.01.2022 1:34

A guy in Zephyrhills did some serious damage when he accidentally stabbed himself with a sword in his backpack. Yes, that sentence actually happened.

Finger Gun (Update) 05.01.2022 1:44

You have a mighty strange (and illegal) way of asking for napkins, dude.

May we recommend a home gym? 02.12.2021 1:26

This dude just didn't have time to sit around waiting for one other person to use the weight machine HE WANTED to use. So he.....

The Cussing Cocaine Cactus 01.12.2021 1:30

No matter how alliterative "cussing cocaine cactus" is, you just don't hear this phrase. Until this Christmas toy started talking in Polish.

San Marco Train 01.12.2021 1:41

The San Marco train is the nemesis of downtown Jacksonville, always seeming to run through at the worst times and for a long time...The train to it to the next level last Saturday

Fast and Furious...Street Sweeper? 10.11.2021 1:16

It wasn't a high speed chase but he got farther than I would have guessed!

Not enough WHAT in a Pop Tart? 26.10.2021 1:44

I've heard of frivolous lawsuits, but when you question the nutritional value of one of the staples of American cuisine, you're pushing it!

Did he just throw a sledgehammer? 18.10.2021 1:49

Police officers never know what's going to happen at any time on their shift. A high speed chase after a suspect landed a few unexpected attempts to thwart the cops.

Bone up on your puns 13.10.2021 1:10

Dude was driving with a skeleton in his front seat. The police take the situation and run with it online.

When scamming, you need to focus on the details 13.10.2021 2:03

Guy goes to scam a store with a fake credit card. He leaves his wallet behind. To try and locate the owner of the wallet the store looks inside it for ID. Then it gets interesting.

You sir are NO Captain Morgan 13.10.2021 1:17

Dude brandishes a sword, lights stuff on fire, Surprisingly, alcohol was a factor.

Let's NOT Make a Deal 13.10.2021 1:44

A guy from Daytona starts trying to bribe a cop, with a half a million dollars. Then he ups the ante...it does not end well for him

How not to get to your court date 08.10.2021 1:09

When you have a court date in a neighboring town and you have no transportation, this is not the next best thing to do.

Tik Toxic 06.10.2021 1:24

We coined a phrase, we think: TikToxic. More idiot challenges on TikTok. This one may be the dumbest

Maybe he should learn to crop his photos 06.10.2021 1:14

When you're selling something online and you post the picture, you may want to make sure the stuff in the background is appropriate...and LEGAL

Gronk seems a little...taller on TV 05.10.2021 1:16

Floridiot at a Wal Mart steals a few watches and tries to get away. Witnesses remember one major detail about what he was wearing.

the phrase is waiting IN the wings, not ON 05.10.2021 1:18

Floridiot just couldn't wait for the plane to come to a complete stop, so he, uh, winged it

That's SIR Dangerous to you 24.09.2021 1:51

Either his mom knew what he was going to be or he lived up (or down) to his name. A criminal with the name....Sir Dangerous

An Instagram Model and a Live Leopard get in a photo shoot together... 21.09.2021 1:30

An Instagram Model and a Live Leopard get in a photo shoot together, what could go wrong?

Floridiot or Genius? 17.09.2021 2:10

A question: is this guy who conned his way into skipping lines at Disney a Floridiot or a genius?

Call it....Pier pressure? 15.09.2021 1:14

Dude leaves his car precariously "parked".

Tesla still working out the kinks 14.09.2021 1:27

Driverless cars have come a long way, but not all the way!

It's a trend: call in sick to work; found by TV camera at game 07.09.2021 1:45

The cameras at games, the better chance you have of getting busted for calling out sick at work!

New Meaning to "my car died" 07.09.2021 1:21

A crook trying to get away from the police chose an unusual vehicle; a mortuary van. Just guess what happens next.

Needless to say; an unexpected TV blunder 07.09.2021 0:41

To paraphrase Dana Carvey's classic Church Lady character from SNL: "hmmm, I wonder who could've put that clip of a satanic ritual on at the end of that news story about a puppy........