Floridiots

Robbie is picky about his bacon too. But THIS picky? 27.01.2022 2:04 ↓

Nobody loves crispy bacon better than our Robbie Rose, but don't bring him some bacon that's not extra crispy. Hey where was he last week???

Might as well jump! 27.01.2022 1:51 ↓

What was this guy up to on the roof of a hotel with a parachute?

What part of "we're closed" do you not understand? 26.01.2022 2:17 ↓

A WalMart had to close early for cleaning and re-stocking, but did anyone listen?

Make sure your brother's clean before doing this 25.01.2022 1:08 ↓

A man lost his license, but decided to drive anyway. Of course, he got pulled over. So instead of telling the truth, he gave them his brother's information. Didn't work out.

Oh Deere, don't take the Lawnmower 25.01.2022 1:03 ↓

There is an old story about country singer George Jones whose wife took away his car keys because he drank too much. So he drove a riding lawnmower to the bar. Reminds us of this guy

Weber Grills and the untimely recipe 24.01.2022 1:07 ↓

No idiots here, just unfortunate timing on the part of the Weber Company who socialed out a recipe Friday with unintended consequences

You Go Granny! 24.01.2022 1:17 ↓

A scammer tried to swindle a grandmother by concocting a story about her grandson. She caught on real quick and turned the tables

Jaguars player to officer: "oh, my bad" 20.01.2022 1:51 ↓

Jaguars player leads police on a high speed chase and allegedly flips off the officer.

Sink or Selfie 19.01.2022 2:17 ↓

Women's car is sinking in an iced over river. But she has time for a selfie, right?

Hold my beer - uh better yet... 18.01.2022 1:51 ↓

You don't have to be on the road to get a DUI. Just ask this guy!

Selling the Getaway Car 18.01.2022 1:34 ↓

When you commit a crime and use a getaway car, you tend to need to hide or ditch or otherwise unload said automobile. Our Floridiot knew this; how he went about unloading the car if a different story.

TikTok Lunacy: Nyquil Chicken 17.01.2022 2:00 ↓

a subcategory of our Floridiots is social idiots and this was found on TikTok. Have a bad cold, use this recipe of chicken and Nyquil. The answer: NO, don't do it

Idiot yes: but the puns are worth it 14.01.2022 0:59 ↓

Damn, dude

Moral: Don't stiff the bartender 14.01.2022 2:27 ↓

Two idiots burned a Christmas tree at the iconic Southernmost Point in Key West on New Year's Eve. How did they get caught? ho ho ho it's a good one

Rule of the road; Rule 1- don't run over Officer's foot 13.01.2022 1:23 ↓

You may want to pay attention to 1. Barricades 2. Officer's feet. Our latest Floridiot.

Dang, Mom! 12.01.2022 1:30 ↓

Mom was so fearful of catching Covid from her son that she did this.

Glitter Assault 12.01.2022 1:35 ↓

Everything that glitters isn't a felony, but it is here.

Don't Look too Closely! 11.01.2022 1:32 ↓

Covidiot tries to fool the court he was already in trouble with.

Now THAT'S a paper trail! 11.01.2022 1:11 ↓

Dude robs bank but has to do something with the money...he did this.

Up Your Nose with a Garlic Clove! 10.01.2022 1:17 ↓

Sounds like a diss in Brooklyn, but it's a TikTok challenge....

Pennies from Hell 10.01.2022 1:42 ↓

Follow-up to the guy in Georgia who paid a former employee the $900 he owed him in oily pennies dumped on the man's driveway. Things aren't working out so well for the owner.

I mean really, what are the odds? 07.01.2022 1:51 ↓

In one of the most amazingly pieces of social serendipity for the police, they find a wanted murderer like this...

Wouldn't You WANT TO wear a mask in this situation? 07.01.2022 1:12 ↓

A man wanted for years for murder gets done in by not following the Covid rules at a store.

Instacart Sub 06.01.2022 1:21 ↓

When you ordered a Covid test from instacart and you were delivered this!

Did the Washington NFL team spoil their upcoming nickname reveal? 06.01.2022 1:45 ↓

The Washington Football Team plans on announcing their new nickname on Groundhog Day, Feb 2. But internet sleuths noticed something that may have been a telling clue as to their new name!