Flop Soup

Send us Fan Mail We are SO SO back and we MISSED YOU!  Come catch up with us on the flops of the week, as well as some we missed while we've been away, including but not limited to: Our Flops Cassandra still watching Nobody Wants This , help Justin obsessed with Whalefall , a movie about being swallowed by a whale............... Main Flops Martha Stewart homeless costume ALL the celeb hallowe...

Send us Fan Mail Your head flop captains are back with more flops that DEMAND your attention this week, including: "We DON'T have time for that" corner, featuring Taylor Swift , Adela 5 Gum collab , Emmy Rossum's...album? and Lauren Boebert's NEW sex scandal Should you bring iced coffee to your job interview? The Hyrox diarrhea incident OnlyFans fashion show with Kelly Osb...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Dearest Flops, Here we go AGAIN! Flops of the week: Shailene Woodley's reaction to getting engaged to Aaron Rodgers John Mayor's perception of the past (link to Instagram link celebrating the 20th anniversary of his album Continuum) Practical Magic 2 "fizzles" at box office Nation's Dumbest , an AMAZING new reality show featuring Hilaria Baldwin, Jojo S...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flop Stars & Tarts, Flops of the week for you -- served HOT! Including: Beyonce's expensive crate Natalie Portman updates Carly Rae Jepsen x Heated Rivalry collab on... a baby ! Hunter Biden bisexual reveal followed by Hunter Biden memecoin reveal Stella Lefty at it again, with FIVE song theft accusations SNL US vs SNL UK (the winner will shock you) Mary J. Blige'...

Send us Fan Mail Hi flop tarts & stars, We've got your weekly flops HERE! Bonnaroo CANCELLED due to climate change Dunkin Donuts x Febreze collab ... for wal-mart? Hooters movie might exist Heated rivalry cottage owner speaks Kalshi bans George Santos in EPIC flop soup collab Gwyneth Paltrow Sam Altman dinner CANCELLED Stella Lefty fake song 1 - Boston fake song 2 - Summer You Were Mine B...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flop Tarts!!!!! Back from our week off and we are getting right back into some classic messy flops, including: Margaret Qualley's Chanel Heel Shoe (A shoe that is all heel no shoe) at the Dog Stars (?) premiere Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi's friendship with a cockroach Nicholas Hoult replaced by Kit Harington as Gilderoy Lockhart in flop Harry Potter HBO Max...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flops,  Here we go again with a bold new serving of flops that make us wonder: is anyone okay? Spoiler alert: no <3 How We're Flopping Cassandra: saw One Night Only the day BEFORE it came out Justin: going "nightbitch", coyote- style Flops Tate McRae unflops? Or re-flops as she "fakes" interacting with Neutrogena products The Voice: Celebrity is comi...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flop Tarts, We're back again this week - asking questions and sometimes getting answers! This week's flops include: How We're Flopping Cassandra n eeds a Zevo , bad Justin needs one (1) airpod This Week's Flops Chipotle expands into...Mexico? AI Nightmare corner: Jake Johnson please be quiet about how much you love AI + what the fuck is the AI Insurance Corg...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flop Tarts, Here we go AGAIN with even more flops than ever.  This week's flops: Dakota Johnson / Marilyn Monroe / Maggie Gyllenhaal "short" film?  Matthew Morrison recalls finding his girlfriend cheating on him on 9/11 and setlist here Get your ASU influencer degree! Chelsea Handler's flop rules of vacation conduct What's going on with the Other Mommy...

Send us Fan Mail The flop girls are BACK and this week we're discussing: Why are everyone's (Chuck Schumer, Amy Schumer , Kelly Clarkson ) stomachs messed up ( we kind of know why , but not all the way? ) + Taylor Farms <3 MAGA Matty Healy and Gabriette getting married in "Fecal Matter" Men in Japan showing LEG at the office Drag queens soft quitting drag World Cup Halftime...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flops, We're so back this week with a gorgeous tossed salad of fresh flops if you know what we mean ;) This week's flops: Man attacked by bison in Yellowstone (sorry on pod we say Yosemite, so what? what are you gonna do? tell the national parks police???) Man jumps out of plane in Chile, woman pilot survives Millie Bobbie Sword Gay Margaret Qualley & Jack Antonof...

Send us Fan Mail HAPPY JULY AKA STRAIGHT SHAME MONTH! To transition out of pride month we have some gay flops on our docket and a handful of nasty corporate flops to discuss, including: Taylor Frankie Paul's season of the bachelorette is seeing the light of day (straight) Tubi is gay and with merch (gay) Rupaul speaks (gay) Club Chalamet vs. nonbinary Connie Storrie fans in PARIS, FRANCE (gay...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flops! We're so back this week with a full menu of flops, including but not LIMITED TO: How We're Flopping This Week: Cassandra - watched Voicemails From Isabelle , the hottest Netflix slop off the presses Justin - Ticketmaster won't stop pushing Zolita (?) on him Flops This Week: - Mr. Beast x James Patterson - Lizzo in the flop depths with her new album - Snapc...

Send us Fan Mail Hi flops! We're so back for pride month and you'll feel like we NEVER left. This week's flops are big, juicy, and GAY!  We're covering: The Rare Un-Flop: Emily Blunt used no AI to make those weird alien sounds Orna from Couples Therapy does an I don't Think So honey , making US say we don't think so, honey... (instagram link, might expire) Ariana Gran...

Send us Fan Mail Hi flops, Here we are AGAIN! Three episodes in THREE WEEKS! It's called FLOW and we're ON IT!  This week's flops are richer and more tantalizing than ever: Gypsy Rose Blanchard shadow feud with James Charles Cruises continue to flop Paper Mag said WHO was mother? Pam Grier on Julia Louis-Dreyfus's podcast Everlane sells THE HELL OUT! John Travolta's Many B...

Send us Fan Mail HAPPY FRIDAY FLOPTARTS To wrap up your week we're coming to you with the latest flops you MUST know, including: Nick Cannon's Mother's Day New Wordle Game Show The American Music Awards lineup Overturning 100 year old laws about the MAIL Prego Pasta Sauce listening device Peak FLOP week for cruises Hantavirus cruise ship what is hantavirus and why you can chill out...

Send us Fan Mail Hi flops! We missed you and we're SO back with this week with a fresh batch of flops, including:  Kacey Musgraves dressed as an armadillo for a lbum promo? Sydney Sweeney's fart rumors Channing Tatum still down bad for Zoe Kravitz Meryl Streep weighing in on Stanley Tucci's heterosexuality The ONE NIGHT ONLY / Sex Purge Trailer The Verity Trailer SPIRIT AIRLINES GOI...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Floptinas!  We're back again with a new episode covering the following flopics: Kris Jenner is "mad as hell" about her facelift Maren Morris bisexual era terrors One Direction boys fighting & flopping Polymarket rules & regulations (for NPR employees) Charli XCX claiming the "dance floor is dead" AllBirds is just AI now Meghan Trainor cancels to...

Send us Fan Mail HI FLOPS!  We're so back so strap in for a CASCADE of flops from coast to coast. Main Flops Laufey and her electric lexus press tour Boy Kibble Chloe Fineman questionable Vanity Fair interview Coachella Corner Alix Earle vs. Alex Cooper Microsoft Outlook flops in space did Euphoria bore ya? Local Flops LA - Kanye sold out two shows at SoFi stadium? oh no? Why did Philly take...

Send us Fan Mail *Hi all! The first upload of this had wonky audio but now the Audio has been UPDATED !* If you're still having issues, try closing and reopening your app! And remember? When we flop it's CHIC! It's a flop slop fest this week girls so listen up for the following flops being covered! How We're Flopping Cassandra - trying to "post" Justin - obsessed with...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flops, We're so back with this week with a BUFFET of flops, including Oscars coverage, the Pussycat Dolls half-reunion, and SO MUCH MORE! How We're Flopping This Week Cassandra - St. Patrick's Day culture Justin - allowed Harry Styles' SNL appearance to inspire a spiral  Quick Flops David Protein bars actually have way more calories than the wrapper says! Tr...

Send us Fan Mail Back back back again this week with a gorgeous new episode covering all the flops you need to know this week, including but not limited to: How We're Flopping This Week Cassandra - Let the Connor Storrie SNL disappoint me + Mumford & Sons, what's going on?  Justin - Watching F1 for research Quick Flops Kelly Clarkson Talk Show Ending, P!nk talk show ascending? plus P...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode of Flop soup, we're SO back and SO in the thick of floppery: How We're Flopping: Cassandra - Key West Margaritaville Justin - Why is Snoopy culture everywhere? Quick Flops: Manon is already leaving Katseye ? Tyra ice cream x the America's Next Top Model Doc Polymarket x Substack? Liza Minnelli Implicates Gaga in Oscars Snafu Hillary Duff...

Send us Fan Mail Hi Flops!  We're so back this week covering: Scream 7's floppy marketing ploys Kalshi Meta AI (reddit link, couldn't find real reporting on this but the feature does exist) The Pentatonix La La Land spoof gender reveal The Grammys (this is our podcast and we'll cover the Grammys 2 weeks late if we want to) The Superbowl and its many ads (AI, crypto, and fatphob...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Friday flop tarts <3  We're so back with a new episode covering the below flop topics: Harry Styles' "comeback" single Alex Honnold as peak straight climber boy culture his Taipei climb delayed he would have done it for free Kyrsten Sinema / Alienation of Affection THE BECKHAMS Brooklyn Beckham's many career s Who is Nicola Peltz Brooklyn Beckham&...