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Send us Fan Mail Heya Bean Flickers! I t's all about SCIENCE this week! Real Genius stars the very dreamy Val Kilmer as both the Orville Redenbacher and the Reverse Oppenheimer of his time. Weird Science  is determined the lesser work, but Pantene was actually really good shampoo.  Enjoy! Love you! Byeeeee! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & fin...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!! This week it's a Nicolas Nic Nicky Cage extravaganza -- we're talking Mega-Meta-Rage-Cage in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent  and  Willy's Wonderland . If you've never seen a man make love to a pinball machine or make out with himself, you will want to now. Your ears can't un-see this episode. Enjoy!! We're gonna be feeling fo...

Send us Fan Mail Hola Bean Flickers! This week we watched the musical masterpiece  Hedwig and the Angry Inch  and Wendy instantly fell in love. Poor Hedwig's botched sex-change operation has left her with ... you guessed it - an angry inch. What else can you do but turn it around and get all punk rock and shit.  Enjoy!!  Next week it's a whole Nic Cage thing -- we can't get away fro...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning! It's MOON week! I have the hots for Sam Rockwell Moon (2009) even if he is a gross dying clone. We both agree that Halle Berry has the most amazing skin and is the cutest darn astronaut we've ever seen in Moonfall  (2022). Let's get Spaced Out!  Tune in next week for our one-off Hedwig and the Angry Inch!!! K. Love you! Byeeee! Support the show HEY BEA...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning! Well this one's a doozy. We devoted this week's episode to the screen gem The Disaster Artist starring James Franco and his brother "baby franco". In it, they make a movie called The Disaster Artist about a movie called The Room that got made at a different time by different people and the actors in The Disaster Artist look and act just like the a...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!! It's Crazy Mothers week! The critically acclaimed Precious broke our hearts, while Mama made us laugh at the way the lady ghost just chucked those baby bones right off that cliff. Throw those bones in the air like you just don't care. Enjoy!  Tune in next week for The Disaster Artist starring James Franco! Everybody LOVES Flick'n'Beans! Love yo...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week we each hit up our DVD bins from centuries past. No theme, just random. Wendy handed me her copy of Menace II Society while I slid her my Happy, Texas.   Somehow we managed to work in a lot of Drag Queen talk and fun fact: Samuel L. Jackson has a non-speaking role but you can just see the 'Mothafuckas'! laser beaming out of his eyes nonetheless....

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning! How's it hanging? We did a one-off this week because the movie was sooooo good and very current, not our usual modus operandi. Poor Things starring Emma Stone, Willem Dafoe, Mark Ruffalo, etc. You've probably heard of it, it broke the Oscars and such. Settle in and listen to the strangest tale of a lady with a baby that you've ever heard.   Love you! B...

Send us Fan Mail We decided to take ourselves on a little old-fashioned road trip by watching Road Trip 2000. More accurately it was a trip through time back to when VHS tapes of you cheating on your girlfriend existed and people mailed things. Following that, we watched The Package (2018) the dickiest dick pic of all. At it's core, a tale of strong friendships and strong penises. #fetuspenis...

Send us Fan Mail It's Weddings Week! We watch in horror as Molly Ringwald [ Betsy's Wedding, 1990 ] wears weird clothes and gets married while her prettier sister steals the show and falls in love with a mobster's lackey and everyone dances in the rain. Meanwhile, down undah poor unfortunate "on the dole" Muriel [ Muriel's Wedding, 1994 ] thinks that having a wedding...

Send us Fan Mail It's all about Body-Switching movies this week. We sort of don't discuss the original 1976 version of Freaky Friday because Wendy went on a Haley Mills mission and watched The Parent Trap instead. It's all good since we had sooooo much more to unpack with the barely believable Face Off with John Travolta and Nic "The Rage" Cage. Is Nicolas Cage turning out...

Send us Fan Mail NSFW or your little children. Special guest and Wendy's BFF, Amanda Cooper of Fly the Coop (@flythecoop) and Nomadic Influence has her debut episode on Flick'n'Beans. We dug up "For a Good Time Call," a feel-good movie about two women who start a phone sex business together. This episode has pee-pee talk, two-foot bedazzled "flower vases," and a...

Send us Fan Mail Gear Up, Bean Flickers!  Last week, we loved Deep Blue Sea so much we decided to keep chumming out seal blood and cover  Deep Blue Sea 2  and  Deep Blue Sea 3. The sharks just keep comin' and the heads just keep rollin' in this undersea romp.  Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool podcasts y...

Send us Fan Mail We took a Deep Dive into a couple of "ocean" movies this week! The 1999 movie Deep Blue Sea is a 'Jaws'-ish 'Snakes on a Plane'-ish romp under the sea. We follow that with a ~ creepy in so many ways ~ the 1989  film Dead Calm about a couple traveling and sailing and stuff encountering a shirtless Billy Zane... i am phobic about open water and Wendy ph...

Send us Fan Mail It's Cryptids Week! We watched The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep  (2007) and Harry and the Hendersons (1987). We learned that Styrofoam, like diamonds, lasts forever, and that when Wendy tells me about dolphins' prehensile penises i wanted to unhear it and die. gross. gross. gross, #worsethanmucin #seriouslywendy #flicknbeanspod Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! foll...

Send us Fan Mail Heya  Bean Flickers!  This week we took the whole episode to unpack just one weird ass movie: Dream Scenario  starring Nicolas Cage.  In it, total strangers have a shared experience of seeing the same man, a hapless college professor, in their recurring dreams. Serious "ick" factor y'all.  eesh. Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBS...

Send us Fan Mail Hold onto your heads, flickers - these are 'movies that really scared us'.   Hereditary  or as we like to call it Heredity.  Doesn't matter, but what does matter is that this movie contains more headless nudity that either of us were comfortable with.  Following that we peer into the abyss and the abyss stares back at us as a creepy little girl with too much hair in...

Send us Fan Mail MEAN GIRLS MUSICAL ! Another super fun Special Episode! Since we covered Mean Girls in Ep. 13 Shitting in the Street and Pink on Tuesdays back in January - we jumped at the chance to cover the NEW version. Well, kind of. We were both a bit skeptical but immediately SOLD!  Who doesn't LOVE a musical??  Go ahead and put on something pink, pull your hair back into a ponytail (bu...

Send us Fan Mail Get out your crackers because this week is all about the cheeeeese! What could be more horrifically cheesy than1988s Killer Klowns from Outer Space?  Our follow-up movie is  House  from 1985 starring 'the Greatest American Hero'.  We learn this week that Bridget has a "thing" for hands and not in a good way. You will too after you see these blobby rubber glover...

Send us Fan Mail Meet us in The Playroom in 15, Bean Flickers! We won't spank you but we are taking you back to Christian Crackbaby Grey's mansion again and again with Fifty Shades Darker  and  Fifty Shades Freed.   So, settle in for a tale as old as time while the housekeeper cleans those buttplugs. Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find...

Send us Fan Mail Ohhhhh my -- this week we dipped our toes into the genre of Weird Sex -- ever heard of it? Neither had we. gross. Eyes Wide Shut (1999)and 50 Shades of Grey (2015) sort of rocked our week in a very cringe-y way.  Slap on a really ornate mask and slip into some handcuffs for this weird episode about weird sex. yep. Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!!...

Send us Fan Mail In honor of St. Patty's Day we've really gone all out bringing Jody back to the mic to guest host this holiday episode! She's been to Ireland, and that right there makes her an expert.  We watched the 2013 Documentary The Irish Pub  followed by the 1993 film  The Leprechaun  starring Jennifer Aniston in her first feature film.  Sadly, the success of the television s...

Send us Fan Mail Heya Bean Flickers! It's Sports Week! Join us in rural Iowa for The Final Season (2007), a dry and dirty baseball movie.  it's almost as exciting as baseball itself.  Then let's glide onto thin ice with Tonya Harding in the brilliant 2017 film I, Tonya .  Get a big 'ol iced coffee and join us!  Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!!...

Send us Fan Mail It's Ghost Week! We're delving into the supernatch with Ghost (1990) starring the big fat tear-producing Demi Moore alongside Patrick the Swayze followed by a quirky classic house-haunting movie with a twist -- Beetlejuice (1988). Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool podcasts you listen to....

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning! It's Aliens Week and we've picked some doozies! Bear with us and George Lucas as we experience life in Cleveland ducking and weaving through life as a fish out of water in a 'fowl' planet.  Then travel back in time to 1873 where cowboys are in their chaps and aliens be aliening and dramatic gun-cocking ensues.  ENJOY!  Thx for Flick'n'Be...