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Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week we got to experience the world of competitive ballroom dance in Australia in this part mockumentary, part rom-com.  If you love Dirty Dancing, hair gel and Australian accents, you'll love Strictly Ballroom. Join us as we learn stuff about miniature donkeys, Hitler's penis problems and especially .... the Paso Doble. Enjoy!!!! Love you!!!!! Bye!!...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week we don our roller skates for a magical adventure led by our muse, Olivia Newton-John.  It a terrible movie, frankly, but at least we can say we've seen it.  And we can't forget it.  Enjoy!!!! Love You!!! Bye!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool podcasts you li...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!  This week we went to the theater to see our conspiracy theories proven on the big screen. Aliens are real, y'all. Moose are tall, and deer will stare you down before they abduct you and probe your swimsuit areas.  Enjoy!!! Love you!!! Bye!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!!! Honestly, why haven't they invented a condom that also covers the skittle-sacks before?  Join us as we explore the versatility and durability of the Balls Up Condom to Brazil and beyond! Well, just to Argentina, actually.  Enjoy!!!! Love you!!!!! Bye!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you fin...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!! This week we followed an eccentric collector of stuff with really strange hairstyles as he parades the tricycle he stole from the Ramsey's trash in the alley after the murder of their child. So many psychics, so many hairstyles. A documentary that asks whether you can get any vibes from a sock monkey and you answer back with another question: Why did you make...

Send us Fan Mail Special guest co-host Cooper chose Cruella and Wendy loved it! May all the children we never have be born with two colors of hair split down the middle. Always get your skirt tailored, it could save your life. And just let women be strong and mean on their own without a love interest. Brush that moth off your shoulder and get to work before the Baroness slices you up for a color s...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week the documentary of Kulu the Pangolin broke our hearts. If you don't know what a Pangolin is (I didn't) and/or like weird animals this is a really sweet story. Check it out. Love you!!!!! Bye!!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool podcasts you listen to.  and st...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!! This week we have Bella guest-hosting! She's the perfect person with the perfect credentials to dissect Christian Bale's representation of Patrick Bateman - a very unstable and insecure trader on Wall Street who hates everything and everyone, including himself. Great reason to go on a killing spree I guess.  Enjoy!!! Love you!!! Bye!!!!! Support the show...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!! WTF Emma Stone? This is a wild ride and we're never sure whether she's an alien (unlikely) or not (possible?).  Conspiracy theorists unite - maybe we're an alien race, maybe Earth is flat, maybe we've never been in outer space, but we definitely know that an Andromedon's nervous system is different and Benadryl cream keeps them complacent....

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!! This morning we contemplated whether we could or would eat human meat to survive in order to trick a cannibalistic captor. Meh, probably yes, but hopefully wouldn't like it.  It's probably delicious though.... Enjoy!!!!! Love you!!!! Bye!!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all th...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!  This week we take a wild ride in a stolen Airstream with a man and his companion, a woman in a monkey suit. Ride along as we dig up a grave, road trip and cuddle.  Enjoy!!!! Love you!!!!!! Byeeeee!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool podcasts you listen to.  and stop listening t...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week is a doozy. Some creepy guy wants to turn Justin Long into a walrus. Yes, that's what I said. "Turn him into a walrus" so that he can fight him. There's nothing you can un-see or un-hear about Justin Long's walrus screams. Eesh.  Enjoy!!! Love You!!!! Bye!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSC...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week we need our fancy sleep masks (blindfolds are so 2018) to protect us from gazing at the "entity" and  un-aliving ourselves. We learn that there are only two types of people in the world: assholes and the dead, and why a machete is useful in a rowboat. Enjoy!!! Love you!!!! Byeeeee!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Soci...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week we talk Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man. We learn that the future has no toilet paper, only 3 silver seashells on a shelf by the toilet to clean your booty...somehow? And can they handle the aftermath of eating a rat burger? We both retain the conviction that everyone should have a bidet. What the fuck, future? Shells? I'd get a ver...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! What can you cook with one egg, you ask? Not much. What can't Chuck Norris kick? Nothing.  This week we learn that to one poor soul, "choppers are like birds", and that although Chuck Norris' hair glows in the dark and sometimes looks green, he can kick in a windshield while levitating and also kill the driver at the same time. Enjoy!!!! Love yo...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Join us as we wince along with John Candy as he navigates vacationing with his family with the intrusion of his brother-in-law and family whose intentions are more than what they seem. Enjoy!! Love you!!!!! Bye!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool po...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!!! This week we take a musical journey through the ages with Dewey Cox, a legendary musician who cut his brother in half which spawned a musical career that was unrivaled. "In my dreams you're blowin' me...... some kisses...." Enjoy!!!!! Bye!!!! Love you!!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week we board the plane with Gwyneth Paltrow, a budding flight attendant who is hard core in her training yet has never flown in a plane!  Join us as we discuss hickeys and men in uniforms while cheering on one of the most earnest, self sufficient female characters in any rom com we've ever seen. One of my all-time favorite movies! Enjoy!!!!! Love You!!!!...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!  This week Bridget popped her Speed cherry. She'd never seen it before! We both wanted to put baby gum-chewin' Keanu in our pocket.  We learned that all scenarios involving public transit could kill you. Unless you have l'il Sandy at the wheel and Keanu crawling down thru the bus hole, but in a sexy way.  Enjoy!!  Love you!!!! Bye!!!!! Support the sho...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!  This week we feel hot and cold and colder as we travel from Jamaica to the freaking great north known ss Canadia to careen down an icy tube at ninety miles per hour. #nobigdeal Enjoy!!!!!! Love you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool podcasts you listen...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!! Let's explore the world of dog shows in this mockumentary. Join us as we learn about Wendy's lack of strong feelings about pine nuts and the sexual position known as the Congress of the Cow.  Spoiler alert, the Norwich Terrier wins.  Enjoy!!!! Love you!! Byeeeee! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us whe...

Send us Fan Mail Good morning!!! This week we bit off a lot! Sinners , the movie that's going to sweep up all the awards! Boom! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the cool podcasts you listen to.  and stop listening to them and only listen to us.   bye! love you!!

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! This week we met the hottest corpse monster ever in Jacob Elordi. We loved this movie's themes, feels, and eye candy so much. It's mournful, beautifully dreary and man do they drink a lot of milk. Weird. Enjoy!!!!! Love you!!!!!! Bye!!!!!! Support the show HEY BEAN FLICKERS! follow us on all the Socials!! SUBSCRIBE & find us where you find all the coo...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!! You'll definitely want a Beaver costume of your own for warmth after watching our naked hero trying to survive in the snowy Wisconsin wilderness. With elements of silent films, looney toons, and video games, this movie takes you on a seemingly endless journey of trial and error while trying to kill hundreds of beavers.  Enjoy!!!! Love you!!!! Bye!!!!! Support...

Send us Fan Mail Good Morning!!!!! Yayyyy! Alyssa's back to guest host this week! Listen in as we discuss the movie Zodiac - the still unsolved case of the Zodiac Killer. Yes, yes it does star our respective heartthrobs - Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo, so that's something nice to look at at least, if you can stand the plaid blazers.  Enjoy!!!! Love you!!!!! Bye!!!!! Support the show H...