Five's A Crowd Podcast

In this episode, we sit down to process the tragedy surrounding Charlie Kirk’s recent visit to our state. With the event happening so close to home, we reflect on what it means for our community, how we make sense of it, and where we go from here. Thank you for being part of this crowd. 00:00 - Start 01:42 - First reactions to the news 07:15 - How it feels when tragedy strikes close to home 13:28...

The Crowd dives into Zach's outrageous HOA and developer drama—where rules change overnight, pets are banned, and neighbors are pushed to the edge. From broken promises to crooked power moves, this episode exposes the chaos of neighborhood dictatorship. Buckle up, because this one gets heated. Thank you for being part of this crowd! 00:00 - Start04:39 - The HOA nightmare begins05:37 - Develope...

Everything changed once we became the parents dealing with back-to-school. From the chaos, the rules, and the expectations—it’s nothing like when we were kids. Thanks for being part of this crowd! Timestamps 00:00 - Start 00:52 - Summer’s over, reality check begins 04:10 - First week back-to-school chaos 09:27 - Comparing then vs. now in classrooms 14:35 - The struggle of parent homework 20:48 - C...

A round of high-stakes hypotheticals gets real: the $100K-per-grape gamble, trading 10 years for $20M, a 10-second daily rewind, who represents humanity to aliens, and our “never show the monster” horror blueprint. Where do you draw the line? Thank you for being part of this crowd! Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one o...

An emergency vet called it a rattlesnake bite. Hours later, a neighbor’s footage told a different story—and we’d already said goodbye. In Ep 205 we unpack the timeline, the bill, and what comes next, then reset with lighter chaos: tabletop antics, a scary PVD eye episode + “Hell’s Itch,” a self-driving ride, Dig of the Week, and rapid-fire jokes. Thanks for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!0...

Five friends, one table, and zero chill—this episode spirals into full-blown mayhem as we battle over the pettiest (and spiciest) opinions imaginable: breakfast wars, barefoot vs. socks showdowns, boiled-vs-grilled hot-dog slander, a cursed childhood doll story, and even whether Nic Cage belongs in anyone’s top-five actors. Voices rise, friendships roast, and no hill is too small to die on. Jump i...

In this episode we explore real murders inspired by Scream, Friday the 13th and other horror flicks.. We unpack the Cassie Jo Stoddart case, a Freddy-obsessed spree killer, and more chilling copy-cat crimes..0:00 - Sea-shanty cold open & cast introductions1:10 - Zack drops the night’s theme: “murders inspired by movies”2:50 - Scream copycat case: Cassie Jo Stoddart breakdown15:55 - Friday the...

From the latest bombshell testimony in “Pee” Diddy’s assault-and-abuse trial to the viral “100 men vs. 1 gorilla” thought-experiment—and a detour into our guilty-pleasure reality-TV binges—this episode delivers pop-culture chaos, hot takes, and plenty of laughs in under two hours.0:00 - START!0:56 - Tony’s work-from-home promotion & bedroom-office talk3:30 - First-time homeowner woes: new yard...

Trapped in a deadly AI-generated survival horror story, we faced terrifying twists, relentless threats, and impossible choices. Will we make it out alive – or is the AI out for blood? Buckle up for a wild, unpredictable ride through a nightmare crafted by artificial intelligence. Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of...

No filters. No mercy. Just pure emotional damage. Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning quest...

If you see child abuse, please report it. The Childhelp National Child Abuse Hotline can be reached by calling or texting 1-800-4-A-CHILD (1-800-422-4453). This hotline provides 24/7 crisis intervention, information, and referrals to support resources. She built a brand as the “perfect mom”… but behind closed doors, Ruby Franke became a nightmare. From YouTube fame to felony child abuse, this is t...

Our DNA results got a massive update, and it turns out we're far different than initially reported! Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in t...

Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213 Reddit - Ou...

Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213 Reddit - Ou...

Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213Today we tal...

Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-99...

Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-99...

In this episode, Austin reveals the hilariously ridiculous way he broke his finger, proving that age and bounce houses don’t mix. We also dive into some wild conspiracy theories, from government lasers starting fires to secret smart cities and Maui cover-ups. Plus, we debate whether TikTok is actually brainwashing us, the ICE immigration crackdown, and how the healthcare system might be scamming e...

In this episode, we dive into Cam's wild journey into newborn life, from unexpected delivery surprises to diaper disasters and sleepless nights. We also debate whether ADHD is overdiagnosed, how phones are changing kids, and why 90s parenting might’ve been easier. Plus, some hilarious dad moments, potty training fails, and the struggles of raising kids in a tech-driven world. Buckle up for a chaot...

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In this episode, we explore the real timelines that challenge everything you think you know about history. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ To...

Did Coca-Cola create the Santa we know today? Dive into the wild story of marketing genius, holiday magic, and a conspiracy that may have shaped Christmas forever! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinbu...

From chaotic family feuds to cringe-worthy office party fails, we dive into Reddit’s wildest holiday disaster stories. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechr...

Honestly, this has to be one of our funniest episodes to date. A hilariously honest take on what we’re truly thankful for this year in the style of a rant where our gratitude goes WRONG. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://ww...

Today we talk about Trump winning the election, our feelings about everything thus far, why the democrats failed, and why we think America's future is looking BRIGHT. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effi...