Five Great Takes

#25 More fig for your newtons 28.01.2025 44:12 ↓

New years resolutions and mor fig in your newtons! we're back nerds, hope you missed us.

#24 Gas Station Food Catapault 04.09.2024 54:22 ↓

The invention of SoberCasting™, the fastest rural food delivery and the best coverage of the olympics.

#23 The 4 Loko Incident 20.08.2024 58:30 ↓

This is exactly what you think would happen if Joe and Wyatt were to share four 4 Lokos.

#21 The Steak Incident 29.06.2024 57:06 ↓

A little ASMR treat in case anyone wanted it... which you probably didn't.

#20 Hypoallergenic Nuts w/Mike! 19.06.2024 59:32 ↓

Mexican grandmas, Inception vs conception, Graduation, Tom Hanks, Tom Hank, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Gay Pride, Mullets, Mens Mental health and yamaka sizes. 

#19 Get Neutered and Get Your Shots W/Kelly! 11.06.2024 53:17 ↓

Harry Potter, Micheal Jackson, Discovering the clit, tetanus and 9/11- Everything you need to know all in one episode.

#17 In Jesus Name, Gay Men W/ Tyler! 21.05.2024 1:04:36 ↓

SmutBook, Mermaids spread eagle and beastiality. What more could you want?

#16 Chances Make Champions W/ Terrence 09.05.2024 35:41 ↓

We wanted to switch it up a bit so we went to the park to interview a stranger in the wild (and pray that the wind isn't unbearable). We met cool guy and tattoo artist, Terrence who you can meet at 25:00 and follow him on instagram @dyel1ve

#14 A Mouthful of Hummingbird Juice 05.04.2024 51:25 ↓

Joe educates Wyatt on french culture and how to peacefully end arguments with your girlfriend.

#13 The Last Supper 29.03.2024 55:23 ↓

This one made us hungry....

#11 I'M WONKIN' HERE! 13.03.2024 1:01:02 ↓

Willys chocolate experience, a few too many sips, Joe running into cars and Wyatt almost peeing his pants- this ones got it all.

#10 Dementia Village 04.03.2024 56:43 ↓

Joe and Wyatt discuss Calling the police, Dating Nikki Haley, Fighting in the colosseum and the other raunchy stuff.

#9 Bill Clinton Ass Kickin' 22.02.2024 48:34 ↓

Playing house with high stakes, real life crucifixion, Presidents fist-fighting, a very wrong superbowl prediction and much more. Tune in the hear this weeks mess!

#8 Dr. DoDiddle 13.02.2024 32:47 ↓

Thanks for tuning in to your weekly Kary Perry fan-cast PS Joe's sister in law actually is over her ex

#7 We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident 30.01.2024 54:31 ↓

Kicking it off with a trivia drinking game and finishing it with a mess of random hilarity, we hope you love this one.

#6 Toxic Men R' Us 22.01.2024 52:25 ↓

straight white men talking for an hour. what more do you need?

Five Great Takes ep5: Nipple toothpaste 16.01.2024 45:26 ↓

If you need to know about anything from the lemonade that kills you to shaving your armpits, we got you covered in this one.

Five Great Takes ep4: GILF city 25.12.2023 55:09 ↓

From Christmas and Saint Nick to graveyard dates and GILF city, another hour long rollercoaster of us being idiots.

Five Great Takes ep3: She's My Jetpack 18.12.2023 49:30 ↓

Listen to Wyatt struggle through Joe's hellish obstacle course of an interview and more!

Five Great Takes ep2: Cheetah Puffs 11.12.2023 1:04:34 ↓

From cheap student loans to religion, "nature" and more. Tune in to hear us struggle to stay on topic and bless this mess.

Five Great Takes ep1: Los Huevos el Diablo 04.12.2023 53:40 ↓

Join Wyatt and Joe as they discuss random topics, discover the name of the podcast and say some regrettable things.