Fists of Fail

Seiji Chiba, the mind behind Aliens vs Ninja, brings us another ninja film with half the runtime, half the fighting and none of the comedy. But it's got more Mika Hijii, so that's something. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https...

It's basically everything Jiu Jitsu should have been: aliens, jiu jitsu and doesn't take itself so seriously. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

We start the new year off exploring the world of Japan for the month of Japan-uary . What better fun than a film about fighting and food? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Everybody loves a clip show! Time to look back at the best movies we've covered of this year and then there's Jiu Jitsu. 

Because nothing says Happy Holidays more than kung fu Ghanians in white face. Or as they're called in the film: "Ghan-Aryans" --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

As the year ends, we discuss the things we didn't cover this year. Some films were hidden gems. Some films were worse than the coronavirus.

Panna Rittikrai comes at us again with more cars, fire, nonstop kicking, death-defying stunts and asthma. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

To quote Nic Cage himself about this movie: "Ahhhh they're in my eyes! My eyes! Ahhhhhhh!" --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

A vigilante lawyer takes the law into his own hands by taking out criminals using his martial arts prowess as he is persistently pursued by the law. This is the story of either Yuen Biao or Daredevil. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Ze...

No, it's not the damn Playstation game. From the guy who brought you the Ip Man series comes one of the best action dramas to have come out in the mid-2000s. Oh and apparently it has fighting too. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero -...

If you're lactose intolerant, be careful. This movie is something something legend-dairy pun. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Finally a movie that lives up the word "Fail" in the Fists of Fail Podcast. Max Zhang. Anderson Silva. Overacting. Prepare for some crap. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

It's the end of Spooktober and nothing is scarier than jumping vampires and kung fu. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Don't cover a Hong Kong movie they said. Don't do a horror comedy they said. Find a strict martial arts horror movie they said. Well it's three movies for the price of one. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_On...

It's Spooktober and we are covering the Sammo Hung horror kung fu classic, with jumping Chinese vampires, chi finger blasts and real onscreen chicken beheadings.  --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNic...

Our first film coverage of Wu Jing in the starring role in this Dennis Law directed movie about underground fighting. It's also such a burden to sit through, our mics malfunctions during record. I guess you can call it a FATAL error. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - h...

Not a movie about Iron Man in a wheelchair. It's the legendary "Return of the Five Deadly Venoms" , the Shaw Bros followup to a much better film. Is this movie just as handicapable as its predecessor? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Ze...

Isaac Florentine teams up with Scott Adkins for the billionth time to bring us the last of the classic ninja action movies to have come out in over seven years. I mean watching Adkins kick ass is awesome but what we really need is more Lego Ninjago. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social medi...

Just like this episode number, Blood and Bone is niceeee. It's been eleven years since this hit shelves and too many episodes since we covered a Michael Jai White film at all.  --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitte...

We finally get around to talking about this Malaysian martial arts film featuring Yayan Rahuian's action direction. Wira was this episode months ago? It was waiting for Will to come up with that joke. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Ze...

From the guys who brought you the fun action romp you know and love from the childhood classic Power Rangers TV show comes a DARK VIOLENT GRITTY MOVIE ABOUT SURVIVING A HOSTAGE SITUATION --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://t...

Moon Lee and Yukari Oshima team up once again this Rebel-Without-A-Cause movie about Yukari stealing things, treating people like garbage, and not taking responsibility for her actions. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://tw...

Another entry in the Girls with Guns film genre, with some guns and only really one girl, Sharon Yeung. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

GET OVER HERE and listen to us talk about this TOASTY video game movie. Is the movie a FLAWLESS VICTORY or does it simply TEST OUR MIGHT? ...something something ANIMALITY. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_Onl...

It's the other Tony Jaa masterpiece featuring a whole lot of stair-climbing and tendon-snapping. It's Tom Yum Goong, a.k.a. The Protector, a.k.a. Warrior King, a.k.a. Thai Dragon, a.k.a. Honor of the Dragon, a.k.a. Revenge of the Warrior. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Wil...